Your mom comes in while your having sex/head@@@@@!!!!!!!!

[Fr33ski]

dude yesterday june 20th my mom came home when i had this chick over and she was about to give me head and we were gunna fuck! it was scary for 2 seconds then i realized how funny it was

 

[Commonwealth]

sick!

 

[mophead]

pics or it didnt happen claimerface

 

[TimothyLord]

CLAIM!

 

[Fr33ski]

honestly you think i would lie about that and how the fuck could i take a pic i dont picture my whole life!

 

[SirFryanator]

happens to many people...

 

[Dylan_]

sweet story fagott, i bet it didint happen

 

[steezyjibber]

 

[Crack.]

duh yea right i bet you don't even have a penis you claimer

 

[no_steeze]

 

[Gharf]

hahahahahahha nice man you made my day

 

[samwise]

i don't think i've ever seen an inappropriate use of this picture

 

[RICK_ROSS]

so...............

 

[Mezmerize19]

so..........................

You fuck your mom?

 

[jason...]

3 way with your mom?

 

[Sufferboy]

hahahhaha, ur new to ns i take it

 

[Reptar.]

hahahaha

 

[Dr.Scholl]

problem solved

next?

 

[doublexl]

 

[Black-Bandanna]

 

[doritos]

Hahahahahahha, oh my God that's brilliant...

Tot he thread creator, if you're not an alias... worst storytelling ever. You can take a story about nothing and make it sound interesting. In this case, you managed to take a story with a pretty decent premise and yet it's more boring than a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond.

 

[Manlenium]

Its called a door lock......

 

[uni-corn]

I like that store

 

[Treestman]

bahahaha i fuckin love this thead

 

[E.C.]

i love how some threads lke this one just turn into random shit

 

[afton_steeze]

cool story hansel.

 

[scott-skis]

haha is yur mom a milf?

 

[Swan_Solo]

head would be way awkward,

what if you made eye contact with your mom,

then came

 

[steezyjibber]

 

[asapCferg]

bahahahah

 

[_._._]

what the fuck thats disturbing

 

[ThaLetterM.]

i havent laughed this hard in so long

 

[ThaLetterM.]

 

[no_steeze]

that happened at my school, this kid was jerking off and the teacher walked into his dorm room right while he was about to blow his load, and he did and it was super awkward because he didn't catch it in a tissue or anything so it like caked into his carpet and nobody went into his room for a week

cool story hansel but it was funny at the time

 

[freezed]

i honestly lol'ed

 

[popNfresh44]

are u even a skier or are u just going to random forums to tell people your stories

 

[J-mo44]

hahaha i came in the bathrooom on my brothers cologne bottle,

the next day he flipped out cause it fucking stunk like shit and he knew it was me

hahaha told me i was buyin him some new shit i just cleaned the bottle and filled the rest with water

oh man he never even knew

 

[fsscott]

SOMEBODY hasn't been to the beyond section...

 

[anthony_B]

CLAIM Back in Highschool I My girlfriends mom caught me eating her daughter out on the living room sofa. CLAIM Then here mom sat down on the other side of the, I naturally stood up I looked at her and said I best be going. I had a one hour drive home and I remember her saying "Drive home safely", but what she was really meaning to say as drive into a fucking brick wall.

 

[Crack.]

bahahahahahahah!!!

 

[jimmer]

hahahaaaahahahaha

there is the funniest shit in this thread.

 

[skiblandford]

you just wanna see his dick

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

 

[ThaLetterM.]

this thread is

 

[b-kul]

wait, i dont think you can have head. only give/ recieve.

 

[Proze]

So are you saying that you were going to do this and it didnt even really happen what the fuck are you saying!!!!

 

[Manlenium]

Its easier to put a wang away then hide a bush.

 

[RunDMc]

hahahaha that made me lol

 

[Cloud.]

 

[RICK_ROSS]

 

[Karcher]

this thread was pretty gay, but now its hilarious