Your last jump

[Sam.Carson]

was day dreaming alittle bit today and thought of what i would do if i had to jump out of an airplane and hit the ground and die. i would try to ganier the shit out of my jump just for shits and giggles. What would you do NS.

 

[dispatchQ_main]

try to fall towards a convention of people. die makin the news

 

[.AR6rider.]

I would jump out wearing a ton of clothes and then try to get naked before I hit the ground.

 

[Testicles]

Pretzel flips. And I'd be wearing something fucking cool

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

afterbang

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[dex.]

i would take a shit out the plane then race it to the ground

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

I'd jump on the pope or, any congregation of religious people. Not gonna make much of a statement by jumping just to kill yourself, it's who you land on that counts.

 

[p-fo]

if it was over ocean i would try to survive by throwing my shoes down to break the surface tension and survive with a baller story. but not before i did several trips and quads

 

[pomme-de-terre]

spread my wings and fly bitch.

 

[TROLLED.HARD]

masterbate.

or fall face first.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Think bigger than trips and quads. You are falling a few miles here. It's like an entire slopestyle run here put into one massive rotation with tons of grabs.

 

[TheWiseOne]

keep it steezy and do a switch zero spin

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

land in someones car ass in the seat

 

[ace_]

and where would you fall? head stomach back feet?

 

[CassiusClay]

I would try my hardest to land on Kanye. And ya, of course, I'd be flipping/spinning the whole way down.

 

[7-3instacall]

switch (infinite)misty with a uncrossed extended mute, ifyouknowwhatimean

 

[EC-Skier]

id do switch quintuple rodeo 70,240,320 with mute that i would poke out the whole way down

 

[Kellso]

I would either try to do as many flipy spiny things or just dive and point strait for the ground and land head first.

 

[.AR6rider.]

So....a straight air?

 

[Dustin.]

A gainer? That's it? People do that every other jump anyway! I would do a wingsuit base jump in Norway's cliffs.

 

[bryanw]

do front flip to back flip no spins just cuz it kinda defies laws or atleast when i was little i thought id be cool. then a billiion othr combos. but anyway there is a story bout a guy who got ejected or sumthin out of a plane, lit a cigarette on the way down and lived cuz of snow or something... its legit im just to lazy to find the story

 

[H8CH]

Id try and survive...... obviously....
aim for something softer / energy absorbing... then be "that guy" that survived a fall from 10,000ft and get loads of bitches being a star for the rest of my life - would probably get asked to be on dancing with the stars and all that shit too..
Fuck yeah!

 

[ORDEAL]

I'd have to agree

 

[JohnnyQuid]

I'd probably get sucked into the jet directly after hopping off. Think of it as a bloody napalm

 

[The.Ginger]

hahaha that would be awesome

 

[jwalt]

like malcolm said in the other thread about falling off of a cliff

i'd probably just flail myself to death

 

[No_Dub]

id do a million flatspins.

 

[tjlproductions]

jump out when a daycare is just getting out and when my body smashes on the ground all the children will see!

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

land on jon bon jovi's guitar as he's holding it up doing a mad guitar solo while standing top of christ the redeemer just as it gets hit by lightning

 

[jamodeo]

see if i can cum before i hit the ground

 

[Testicles]

I wanna kill myself now just to prove I could do this

 

[cultrara]

superman right into that giant ass window at notre dame

 

[Algebra]

funny thing is... i sort of have done thatit was out of a tree into water

 

[Algebra]

o yeah and i wouldnt jump i would be too scared. high heights scare me

 

[Mr.Luke]

Say the Our father and prey to god I land on something soft

 

[drumbumocdp]

Every time i see a post of yours i stop and watch your icon a few times. Its super sweet.

I would want to jump over the alps just so i can take in a nice view before i stuff it.

 

[Caspian]

Biggest flying tackle evar, just land on some guys shoulder and put him into the ground

 

[WBY]

Spread eagle, daffy, thats it.

 

[Wolvmatt.]

I'm curious to see if you could cum at all knowing that you were falling to your death.

 

[RickAstley]

I would take selfies all the way down, and see if I could post them on facebook before I die. How high up does signal go?