Okay well first I get in line to get to the chair... fuck I hate lines... AWWW JEA look at that fine blonde up front, (*Snake little kids spot to sit with blonde) Hey baby, what’s up? Spend rest of chair ride feeling awkward and alone. Word I am at the top of the park. Okay there is the park, sooo many fucking groms... I line up get ready, but am really confused because all the snowboarders at sitting at the top of the jump, but none of them seem to be going… I drop but get snaked... Then I go again but as I drop a little girl cuts me off because her mom decided the park was a good place to learn to ski… I miss the first hit, it is cool, so I pop around and ski switch into the next hit, fuck, way too far forward, I end up rolling down the windows and sluffing out a cab 1, next hit, concentrate... I pop perfect and spin a stylie 3, but no, I kick off my own ski and that is the end of that, I end up 100 ft down on my back... I hike to my ski and get in everyone way, they all hate me anyway, the money booter, last hit 75ft, plenty of air time to show what I can do.... (ha) I skate a bit and then I tuck straight in... You can't skate into the 75 footer... I knuckle it and summersault down the landing under the lift... Not my ideal run, but defiantly a realistic one...
