Your funniest Omegle conveastions.

probably the greatest convo EVER

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You: do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: what!

Stranger: NS

Stranger: NS

You: OMG OMG

You: YESSSS

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: FIRST TIME

You: FINALLY

Stranger: HOLY SHIT!

Stranger: DUDE

Stranger: OMG

You: SAME

Stranger: HOLY SHIT

You: who are you

Stranger: WHO ARE YOU

You: stillakilla

You: hahahaha yessss

Stranger: Chris... here

Stranger: youre not aimee.

You: oh fuck

Stranger: you're not.

Stranger: who are you for real?

Stranger: are you really aimee?

Stranger: oh my goddd

You: like seriously

Stranger: haha

Stranger: hi aimeeeee

You: hi chriss

You: wtf happened with you

You: you never pmed me back

You: you just like ignored me

Stranger: you messaged me?

You: yes

You: a while ago

You: glad i finally found someone from ns

Stranger: i cant believe that i found you

Stranger: that's wild..

You: yeah

You: forsure

You: mrstskier and i are trying to find each other

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i should have lied then

Stranger: if i knew that

Stranger: i would have been like

Stranger: hiiii

Stranger: my names tom

Stranger: who are you

You: lolz

You: yeah

Stranger: lulz

Stranger:

Stranger: ~

Stranger: !

You: word

You: how was IF3

Stranger: pretty amazing

Stranger: even though i was really, really, really sick

Stranger: i thought i was gonna die, not even joking

Stranger: like im not religious but i was thinking that i was gonna die and go to hell

Stranger: weirdest hallucinations

Stranger: it was crazy

You: lolz

You: that's pretty crazy

You: stoked you had a good time tho

Stranger: haa yeah you gotta be there next year

You: yeah i think i'm going

Stranger: nicee

Stranger: we'll be there fo shoooooo

You: sick

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: time to bounce

You: later.

Stranger: be good to yourself

Stranger: talk to you soon

You: forsure

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Stranger: hey girl

You: umm...im not a girl

Stranger: uh oh

You: yep

You: im the 45 year old pedophile that cruises these sites for kids like you

Stranger: that was my secret wish

You: then this could work out well

Stranger: YES!

Stranger: come over?

You: where

Stranger: michigan!

 
Stranger: SexyYou: heyyYou: oohYou: aslStranger: 18 ukYou: 17 usYou: fStranger: maleYou: do you have pics so i kno who im talkin toStranger: on msnYou: i dont have msnStranger: hmmStranger: aimYou: yea but i cant cause im on a school computer and its blcokedStranger: okYou: i cant send you a link thoYou: one secYou:
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You: guess which is meStranger: the one on the leftYou: yupp ;)You: can i see pics of youStranger: yehYou: ... im waitingStranger:http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1071040628&ref=profileYou: is that yopu?Stranger: yesYou: do you have a sexy accent?Stranger: yehYou: ooh i like thatYou: do you cyber?
Stranger: yesYou: i put on my robe a wizard hatYou: and*Stranger: :DYou: you nextStranger: you climb onto my bed with your robeYou: i take out my wand and cast an entrancement spell on youStranger: what does the entrancement do meYou: what do you want it to do?Stranger: it makes me remove all of your clothes, and start caressing your bodyYou: woah i dont like it that quickYou: start with my wizard hatStranger: i take off your hat and run my fingers through your hair, kissing your soft lipsYou: i use my wand to penetrate your smooth buttholeYou: (you shave it right?)Stranger: yes, my wand slowly teases youYou: oooohYou: what kind of spell are you going to cast on me?Stranger: a bondage spell, handcuffs you to the bedYou: well, will you pee in my butt?Stranger: yes, do you like that?You: very muchStranger: :PYou: im not very hot though, do something to turn me onStranger: i rub my hard cock around your soft pussy, teasing you with my fingers round your buttYou: pussy?You: im a guyYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: hi

Stranger: hi i am 26 m in italy. i want to meet new people living other country. have u got msn or yahoo for talking?

You: italians are disgusting

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hahah no i just busted out laughing. it was dead silent except for the douche was farting but i just lol'd so hard.
 
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: All you ever do is talk.Stranger: are you afraid of commitment?You: See!Stranger: GOOD ONE.You: So, stuff?Stranger: wellllll its halloween and my friends ditched me to go to a party. but i couldn't go anywaysYou: You sound like a loser.Stranger: i'm not.You: Oh, thank god, I hate losers.Stranger: i'm just younger than my friends and don't feel like getting drunk.You: also, fat people.Stranger: I DO TOOYou: And most races, sexual orientations.Stranger: not those...You: Well la dee da mr. Im so open minded.You: Get off your high horse.Stranger: I'm too short to get on a high horse :((You: At least we agree on fat people. and fat horses.You: So, random list of fat girls names.Stranger: tall* horses.You: GinaStranger: gabbyYou: TaraStranger: michelleYou: LaFondaStranger: princessYou: PattyYou: GertrudeYou: I win!!Stranger: ah i wasnt paying attention :((((Stranger: I'M SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
 
You: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hihYou: ihYou: ihYou: ihStranger: i love uYou: ihiYou: hiYou: i love you too booty!You: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uStranger: i love uStranger: i love uStranger: i love uStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hStranger: i love uYou: ihStranger: i love uYou: ihiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hihStranger: i love uYou: ihYou: ihStranger: i love uYou: ihStranger: i love uStranger: i love uYou: ihiStranger: i love uStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: bhStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiStranger: i love uYou: hiYou: hiStranger: i love uStranger: i love uYou: hihStranger: i love uYou: ihStranger: yi love uStranger: i love uStranger: yi love uStranger: yStranger: i love udfStranger: gdfgdfgldfögdStranger: fgsdStranger: gsdStranger: fgsdYou: hiYou: hiStranger: sdgStranger: sdfgStranger: fgYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hihYou: ihYou: ihYou: ihYou: ihYou: ihYou: ihYou: ihStranger:

You: good conversation!Stranger:

You: hey, good convoStranger: wassup?You: nuthin much, just chillin yo, you?Stranger: just the sameYou: that was a cockload of typing!Stranger: haha rightStranger: where r u fromYou: where u from?You: lolStranger: haha BostonYou: massachusetts, worcesterStranger: haha cooolYou: wow us massacusites think alike i guessStranger: haha yeaaStranger: college or sth?You: senior in hsYou: you?Stranger: berkleeYou: oohh niceStranger: thanksYou: guy im presumeYou: i have a penisStranger: ok were just chatting no problemStranger: lolYou: yea, ofcourse, im not one of those pervs, it pisses me of when the first thing is m/f?You: yo know?Stranger: yeah dude i knowStranger: and dont worry i dont love u in that way like i said at the begginingStranger: lolYou: lol yea i figuredYou: theres so many of these pervs on right nowYou: cuz they aint partyingStranger: haha yeahStranger: what are u for this halloweenYou: i was going to go to one but i went and chilled w fam insteadYou: i was going to go to umass amherst to a keggerYou: it would have been the shit the guy sai to invite ur friends, and everyone they know, and everyone they know, and so on and so forthYou: i wasnt anthing to b honestStranger: haha i knowwStranger: dude visit berklee sometimeStranger: cool girls in hereYou: orly, mab i apply there yoYou: i wanna fuck some hoes that dont give you all that drama hs bitches give u, ya dig?Stranger: lol yeaYou: do you like to party alot??Stranger: school is pretty intenseStranger: i love to but i cantStranger: so muchYou: werk?You: i dig itYou: i hate schoolStranger: dude i love berkleeYou: but you have todo stupid shit sometimes to unwind u kno?Stranger: but ur rightStranger: highschool is just shitStranger: college is much more fineYou: like i tp'd my friends house the other day, and were gonna do it again tomoroYou: that stupid and fun, right?Stranger: lolStranger: yeaYou: there was a party with 20 cars in the front when we did it too, when they all left they saw everything tooYou: ttyl yo, prb not actually, but good convo yoYou have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
 
You: yello

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: who is this?

Stranger: me :o

Stranger: who are you

You: justin

You: is it you

You: dude its me

You: ?

You: justin

You: ?

You: duuuuuddde

Stranger: yes

Stranger: it's me

You: what you need?

Stranger: pizza

You: brooo, me too

You: dude lets order

You: what you like

Stranger: pepperoni's good

You: gay

You: that shits old school

Stranger: macaroni?

You: lets get french fries with fucking kangaroo meat

You: ! dude

Stranger: haha

You: that would taste awsome

You: you down?

Stranger: kangaroo? i suppose lol

You: i got like 10 bucks, i can be at ur place in like five

Stranger: ok

You: how much you got?

You: dude?

Stranger: Seventeen and some change

You: sick you call ill pick it up

Stranger: all right

You: dude call the fucking crazy italy place down the road from thomases house

You: that dude makes the illest pizzas

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ok

You: il be at urs in like five

You: (next five minuts)

You: hey dude

You: i got the pz

You: it smells sweeet

Stranger: pz?

You: the peezazzz

You: pizza

You: pizzaz

Stranger: ahh awesome

You: dude do you have alzimerz?

Stranger: yes

You: oh shit dude!

You: fuck me!

You: your old!

You: how long have we not seen each other!

You: what year is it?

Stranger: about forty years, i'd imagine!

You: dude what year is it

You: dude

You: im freckin out here

You: what fucking year!

Stranger: 2051

You: WHAT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: OH FUCK

You: i gotta go see my family!

 
Stranger: is this the krusty krab?

You: yes

You: didnt you read the sign

Stranger: no i called

You: oh

 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi there

You: hey!

Stranger: how are you

Stranger: are you m/f?

You: im good and im female

Stranger: great on both count :)

Stranger: Im male 26. Im on the west coast. You?

You: I live in Cali and im 23

You: I go to berkeley

Stranger: Wonderful! let me be upfront with you

Stranger: I

am looking for a woman who's got fetish for fabrics like soft

bedsheets, scarves. She loves to breath through fabric, likes cocooning

herself completely in fabric.

 
You: hi

Stranger: hello comrade

You: well hello I thought we'd never meet again

You: how have you been friend?

Stranger: i was fine thanks we did already met?

You: we did

You: Conrad you don't remember me?

Stranger: well i donnu

You: yes you do friend

Stranger: mm ok then

Stranger: did u stay true to our ideas?

Stranger: or did u become one of them

You: no I have stayed true

You: how about you/

You: ?

You: you're still fucking guys right?

Stranger: who talks bout fucking guys?

Stranger: we have much higher aims

You: dogs?

Stranger: na u dont understand

You: dead guys?

Stranger: its not shit like that

You: babies?

Stranger: we dont just want to have our fun

Stranger: we want to achieve n change something

Stranger: u dig it?

You: like what?

You: age of consent laws?

You: laws on beastiality?

Stranger: suka bljat

You: I dream someday to marry a cow

Stranger: nahiui bsniki

Stranger: u r a lair

Stranger: u have betrayed me

You: fuck you bitch

Stranger: ur not one of my comrades

You: you aren't Conrad!

Stranger: dasvidani

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Stranger: hi

You: *puts on my robe and wizard hat

You: thats my weird way of saying hi back

Stranger: ok

Stranger: cast a spell

You: +2 to std protection

Stranger: I'm a guy

You: +20000000 to std protection then

Stranger: haha

You: gotta be careful

You: nah mean?

Stranger: good one

Stranger: but I don't swing that way

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I didn't even really have to do anything.
 
Stranger: Hi

You: yo

Stranger: Asl

You: 21

You: f

Stranger: 16 m

Stranger: Nz

You: location would be, france

Stranger: U like dick?

You: i like everything

You: in every hole too

Stranger: K

Stranger: How was ur day

You: oh, the usual... had a foursome

You: so fun

You: double penetration in the butt

You: mmmmmmmm

Stranger: Kk mmff?

You: ?

You: mmff?

Stranger: Male male female female

You: mmmf

Stranger: Ur foursome

Stranger: Cool

You: three guys, and me

You: i like penis

Stranger: Were they big?

You: oh yes

Stranger: U like it in the ass

You: very

Stranger: I like giving it in the ass

Stranger: Warm and tigjt

Stranger: Tight

You: im not tight anymore

You: i need two to feel anything

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Sorry, had to post this one.
 
You: A wild Abra appeared!

Stranger: master ball!

You: you caught wild abra!

Stranger: i want to give it a nickname!

You: what will you name wild abra?

Stranger: My Dick

You: My Dick is being sent to computer storage system

Stranger: id like to deposit my semen and withdraw my dick

You: my semen was deposited, and my dick was withdrawn

You: a wild pidgey appeared!

Stranger: how big is My Dick?

Stranger: My Dick uses explosion!

You: my dick has not been taught explosion

You: all he knows is teleport

Stranger: my dick doesnt even know growth or harden?

You: my dick uses teleport!

You have disconnected.

 
Stranger: hi

Stranger: mf

Stranger: you

Stranger: 23 male

You: 55 male

You: lonely

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: FUCK U!

Stranger: thats right

You: fuck u 2 bitch!

Stranger: i said that

Stranger: ouch

You: i like urmom

Stranger: i was joking

Stranger: i think i felt urs

You: she smell weid

Stranger: weid?

You: yep.. like some kind of cottage cheese

Stranger: wtf is weid?

You: weird

Stranger: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: i was so confused

You: so how your day?

Stranger: pretty good

Stranger: and urs?

You: pretty nice.. raping lil boys

Stranger: hahah yea me too ive got a few down in the cellar for the odd occasion

You: rolf

Stranger: i love rolf

Stranger: he was my favorite

Stranger: muppet

You: hey you from sewden?

Stranger: nein

You: form where??

Stranger: GermanY!

You: and you listen to rap by any chances??

Stranger: yea

Stranger: well i live in germany

Stranger: from canada

You: im from canada to!..

You: Qc to be rpecise

Stranger: Whoa

Stranger: weird

You: from wich province?

Stranger: toronto

You: haha.. ontario is really a fucking boring province:P... watcha doin in germany newaY??

Stranger: i decided to join the nazi regime and help in the final solution

Stranger: turns out im a little late....

You: yeah.. i want to do that later to..

You: those guys really. look cool.. id love to play volleyball with hitler someday.. look like a chill guy

Stranger: yea he looks like the type that u could just bro around with

Stranger: gas a few jews

Stranger: u know

You: typical shit...

Stranger: YEA!

You: what rap you listen to??

Stranger: Im into Busta Rhymes

Stranger: im diggin him alot lately

You: ya.. i liked his old albums...

You: im more into some wu-tang madlib... true shit :P

Stranger: o yea

Stranger: FUCK!

 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i put on my robe and wizard cap

Stranger: TAKE OUT YOUR WAND/

You: I take out my wand and gently prod it up your ass

You: I take out the wand and pee in your butt

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmm.

You: I dress up as a police officer and handcuff you to my dick

Stranger: i stroke your cock. /

You: my magical unicorn escapes from under my bed and licks your boobs

You: I do the same

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT, SOLDIER?

You: I pull out my whip and whip yo ass

Stranger: dude you're on crack.

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Stranger: heeey

You: hey are you a fun person

You: i mean do you like cock in ur asshole

Stranger: sureee ,

Stranger: NO

You: hahahaha

You: hahah

You: hahahaha

 
You: heyy

Stranger: horny girl?

You: yes

You: im 17

You: from us

Stranger: im 16

You: u/

Stranger: form us

Stranger: nj

Stranger: what about u

You: im from MA

make me wet pleasseee

Stranger: what do u want me to do

You: whatever

You: just get me horny

Stranger: i wana fuck u so hard

Stranger: right now

You: ya

You: what will u do to me

Stranger: i wana eat theat pussy out

You: i like bondage

You: do u

Stranger: yea

You: will u talk about that

You: ?

Stranger: sex

You: bondage

Stranger: yea

Stranger: i love that

Stranger: u do it alot

You: when i can

Stranger: get tied ip

You: yea

Stranger: do u like rim jobs

You: i love being helpless

You: yessssssss

You: i guess i like most stuff

Stranger: ur makeing me hard

You: im not wet yet tho

You: make me wet or im leavin

Stranger: ok let me send u a pic of my 8 in dick

You: k

Stranger: email

Stranger: can u send me pics

Stranger: 2

You: chika9@gmail.com

You: i usually dont send pics

Stranger: why

You: cuz that aint me

Stranger: well how can i see it

You: ur just gonn ahve to imagine

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i wana put my toung in ur ass so bad and lick ur ass hole clean

You: i would love that

You: take me through it step by step

Stranger: i take off ur thong

You: yessssss

Stranger: bend down

Stranger: put my head bettween

Stranger: ur but cheeks

Stranger: but my tougng in ur ass hole

Stranger: u like that

You: yea

Stranger: do u have a face book

You: i take a shit on ur tounge

than i realize that u just talked for 10 minutes to a guy on omegle go get a life mother fucker

haha that was fun...

dont try the emial its not real

 
got another one...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heyy

Stranger: hey

Stranger: wanna chat with a 36m, 31f, 14f, and 11f?

You: yeaa

You: why is ther a 36 m there tho haha

Stranger: i'm the dad/husband

You: oooo so u andur wife got workin huh

You: two kids

You: pretty early on

Stranger: um thats kinda awkward our kids are here.

You: oh ok

You: u guys like wizards

Stranger: not really into them, we like harry potter tho

You: o thats hot

You: u wanna see me

You: ?

Stranger: we can't

Stranger: just chat

You:
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You: thats me on the left

You: im hot and i like dick in the butt

You have disconnected.

 
This conversation wasn't on Omegle... it was with a friend of mine using the Yahoo email chat thing. We were both doing multiple things at once, so it's pretty broken. It's pretty good.

Starts off here- we had some convo going, but this is where it gets funny. There was more, but I can't find it right now.

Me (7:34 PM): [her name], you aren't actually reading this as I type, are you.

Me (7:35 PM): I'll take that as a "no, I'm too busy conducting the lengthy and complicated personal matters of my life"

Me (7:36 PM): I'll now speculate specifically what those lengthy and complicated personal matters of your life are.

Me (7:37 PM): options are as follows:

Me (7:37 PM): A) you are eating dinner, as I was before.

Me (7:37 PM): B) You are wet...

Me (7:37 PM): ...because you are taking a shower.

Me (7:38 PM): C) You are doing something of an entirely different nature, in the restroom.

Me (7:39 PM): D) You have forsaken this assignment in order to escape my giving the hard time you gave me, back to you.

Me (7:40 PM): Please choose any or all of the above options (A,B,C, or D). There is no "fill in the blank" section, you may not select "other".

Me (7:58 PM): [HER NAME], are you there?

Her (8:13 PM): wow

Her (8:13 PM): one sec

Her (8:14 PM): b) , im wet at other times too...... because i swim

Her (8:14 PM): l

Her (8:14 PM): lol

Her (8:15 PM): and c) eww. y even suggest it?

Her (8:15 PM): so probably d is the best answer

Her (8:15 PM): lol

Her (8:15 PM): but seriously, did u read the EMAIL that i sent with it?

Me (8:29 PM): hi

Me (8:29 PM): i wasnt paying attention, sorry

Me (8:30 PM): so. as for C... what things can you do in the restroom other than shower?

Me (8:30 PM): A) Brush your teeth

Me (8:30 PM): B) Sit on your royal porcelain throne, reading a magazine

Me (8:31 PM): C) Sit on your royal porcelain throne, concentrating.

Me (8:32 PM): D) Anything else of your choosing... be it worthy of "eww" or not. Although I suppose your response indicates that's what you thought of...

Me (8:32 PM): So. Did I catch that right? D is the best answer?

The rest of the conversation, we were both on at the same time.

The gist of it was, we kept talking along those lines, pretty much about her "doing her thing", without actually mentioning it. I know more about her now than I ever did before...
 
this was greatYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: meowStranger: 30mUKYou: 16 f usaYou: hows it goingStranger: send me a pic?Stranger: snow outsideYou: snow here too!!! i love snowStranger: yeahStranger: can u send me your pic? i would like to know with who i talkStranger: ;-)(You: woah its not that easyYou: ;)Stranger: why?Stranger: ;-)You: i have to grab my robe and wizards hatStranger: ok ;-)(You: and after i the spell of lvl 1000 arousal on myself i will be readyStranger: ok, i'm patient ;-)You: i casted the spell and decided to go grab some pizza insteadYou: it was not a strong enough spellStranger: niceStranger: u have talent ;-)You: i would need at least a lvl 1,000,00 spell to be able to be arousedYou: which i dont haveYou: sorryYour conversational partner has disconnected
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HeyYou: I'm brianYou: brian boitanoYou: how are youStranger: where are you from?
You: i'm from marylandStranger: im terrible actuallyYou: bummerStranger: im from ncYou: well do you know what i do when i am in a bad moodYou: i make a plan and i follow through, maybe even kick an ass or twoStranger: a bad mood is an understatement. i just got back from the hospitalYou: thats what brian boitano would doYour conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedbackWas this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!
 
okay was this legit someone on here?

Stranger: < Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. The Stranger cannot see this message. >

Stranger: Hey

You: hello

You: how are you?

Stranger: Good, you?

You: good. how do you get from chads gap to the bottom of alta?

Stranger: By a giant octagonal prison rat.

Stranger: Obviously

You: are you from newschoolers?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: REPRESENT

Stranger: YO

You: hahaha this better be posted in the forum within a couple minutes!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fap fap fap

You: splat!

Stranger: it didn't splat

Stranger: my throat makes a gurgle sound

You: no im pretty sure it went splat

Stranger: I'm pretty sure I bit your fucking dick in two

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thought this was a NSer but then it wasn't haha

Stranger: hell yea detroit baby im felt there

You: dank nuggets

Stranger: Gangs in new york, gangs in new york

You: shit crip or blood nukka

Stranger: C's up, B's down

You: word word i feel ya. i got shot in the dick once yo

Stranger: damn man, u had to get surgery?

Stranger: i got shot in the ass cheek

You: nah i just got a limp dick now

Stranger: oh word

Stranger: yea my ass still red

Stranger: look like a christmas ham

You: yo how do you get from chads gap to the bottom of alta?

Stranger: yo what type of pokemon ish u talkin about

Stranger: i can get you around new york and detroit and thats it

You: newschoolers.com ish nukka

 
You: NS
Stranger: AbYou: no idiot that deosnt workStranger: What the hellStranger: Rude muchYou: no its true thoughYou: NS is epicYou: while ab is gayStranger: What's NS?You: only the best thing everStranger: WHAT IS IT?You: you dont deserve to knowYou: unworthy
 
You: chad's gap?

You: the great war?'

You: wanna go into battle?

Stranger: wat the fuck

You: im forming a combat unit

You: want to enlist?

You: we are in need of scout snipers

Stranger: no thats gay

You: i mean i understand that is a scary thought and all, but the country is going down the toilet

You: soon enough its going to be very man for themself

You: and im getting together a sufficient group to survive

You: you can think its as gay as you want man

You: but when you get killed by bands of savages i'll be nice and sheltered with my unit surviing

You: surviving

You: *

Stranger: im a girl stupid

You: well when you get raped and then killed by bands of savages i'll be nice and sheltered with my unit surviving

You: think about it that way

You: i understand your probably a little scared right now

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
I RAPED A UNICORN

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: A wild unicorn appears.

You: hey

You: OMG

You: A FUCKING UNICORN

OMLONMGMOMGOMGOMGOMGMGOMOMGOMGOMG

You: jizz

You: in

You: my

You: oantws

You: pants

Stranger: The unicorn grows tired of your shit.

You: aww

You: im sawwy unicorn

Stranger: The unicorn rolls its eyes and continues grazing on the long grass.

You: i unbuckle my pants and use my erection to start penetrating the unicorn

Stranger: The unicorn steps away, it does not put out on the first date.

You: i a presistent

You: i begin again

You: more violently

Stranger: The unicorn reaches into its purse and raises its mase.

You: i grab the unicorn hoof and slam it to the groun

You: UNIRAAAAAAPW

You: e

You: *

Stranger: Disoriented the unicorn starts to stager away.

You: i pull out my gat.

You: aim...

You: BANG!

You: HEADSHOT

You: unicorn blood everywhere

You: i take its money and am on my way

Stranger: A pack of new unicorns exits from the dark woods. Clearly wearing gang colors, the leader reaches into its baggy jeans and pulls out a MAC-10 and opens fire.

You: SOOWOO FOR LYFE NIGGAS!

You: IM COMING TUPAC

IM COMING BIGGIE

IM COMING ODB

You: SEE YOU SOON BIG L

You: MAC DRE IM COMING

You: M BONE HER I COME

Stranger: The gang of unicorns riddle your body with bullets.

You: *exhales last breath*

Stranger: The unicorn drags your head to the curb and makes you bite it. You know what is coming.

You: my soul floats above and watch as the gang mutilates my body

Stranger: The skull fucking begins.

You: dun dun duuuuuuun

You: THE END

You have disconnected.
 
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