Your funniest Omegle conveastions.

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: oh sweet thought no one was there

You: so if zombies attacked who would you want to have fighting along side you, what weapon, and what song on the loudspeaker

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: my friend nisse, a shotgun and a sledgehammer and in the speaker it will be let the bodys hit the floor, or born to be wild

Stranger: same question?

You: ha,

my friends navy seal trained dutch shepherd and some sidearm with a

long clip, definitly MOP on the sterio and todd walnuts for sure

Stranger: oh nice

You: not bad

You: are you a robot

Stranger: no

Stranger: are u?

You: sort of

Stranger: explain?

You: i

go to the same job every day, eat at the same time every day, sleep

roughly the same amount every day, talk to the same people every day,

and hate the world the same amount every day

You: pretty robotic and cyclic to me

Stranger: true

You: i guess saturday and sunday cause variation in the cycle

You: but that can easily be modeled by a trigonometric function

Stranger: ok

Stranger: shit ur sad

 
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Stranger: Horny girl?

You: word son

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: im a couchYou: sit on meStranger: okayYou: how does it feel?Stranger: whick way am i sitting?You: sexuallyStranger: then it feels goodYou: i have a dildo and i ram it up your assYou: you cry outStranger: mmmmYou: unable to control yourselfYou: i sneeze all over your backYou: im sickYou: i have H1N1Stranger: grossYou: its okayYou: we both have it nowYou: i grap your bra and wipe the snot off your backStranger: no i shower without you and leaveYou: shitYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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You: FIRST!

Stranger: SECOND!

You: THIRD

Stranger: SIXTH

You: FAIL

Stranger: err, i mean fourth :S

You: n00b

Stranger: that was a fail

Stranger: damn

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: I love you!

You: I love you too!

Stranger: I love you so much more.

You: Nuh-uh!

You: I love you more!

Stranger: Please marry me.

Stranger: I do.

You: Okay.

You: Let's get hitched.

Stranger: Just remember that.

Stranger: I love you.

You: I love you.

You: Never forget

Stranger: Goodbye.

Stranger: I love you so much.

You: On rainy days always remember

Stranger: This is too hard T-T

You: When your being harassed just think

You: "Liam loves me"

Stranger: Not only on rainy days

You: and smile

Stranger: Every day

Stranger: Michael loves you too

Stranger: ( no homo )

You: Yay :)

You: well obvious no homo

Stranger: But Nothing wrong with a little bromance.

Stranger: I love you.

You: Well that's for sho

You: I love you too michael

You: Don't leave me.

Stranger: Goodbye, Liam.

Stranger: I will never forget you

Stranger: I will dream about you.

You: Goodbye mike

You: I'll never stop thinking of your red name

You: "Stranger"

Stranger: I will think of you next time I'm on the commode.

You: You're so awesome

You: I love you

Stranger: Only one person more awesome than me

Stranger: and it's you baby

You: Aww :)

Stranger: I love you so very much.

You: you're so sweet michael

Stranger: I can't hit the button.

You: I don't want to hit the buttonb

Stranger: But I need to.

Stranger: So I can love other people.

Stranger: But none

Stranger: as much

Stranger: as I love you.

You: I love you also michael

You: I'll never feel this way about another person

Stranger: No homo.

Stranger: I won't either.

Stranger: Unless they are a wo-man.

Stranger: I'm sorry :(

Stranger: You can't beat that

You: You no homo love woman?

Stranger: But from a bromance point of view.

Stranger: I will never love a bro

Stranger: as much as I love you!

You: Michael you stole the words right out of my fingers

You: i was just going to type that

Stranger: I trust you enough with the love connection to believe that.

Stranger: You are in my circle of trust.

Stranger: May we meet again, Liam.

You: You are my triangle of love

You: Hopefully.

You: Goodbye michael

Stranger:
 
Poorly executed, but the thought was there...

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hey. whats going on?Stranger: HI!Stranger: um nothingYou: cool. so wanna hear a story?Stranger: yeahYou: ok. so the other night i was a this party rightYou: and we were all getting completely trashed.Stranger: yeahYou: blazin it up and everythnigYou: there was this girl, she was super hotYou: we went upstairs together in some bedroom and i just started to take her clothes off...Stranger: yeahYou: and we heard cops knocking on the door downstairsStranger: and...You: so we booked it the fuck outta there and i ran as fast as i fucking could.Stranger: cool..You: at which point I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel AirStranger:
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Stranger: kill meeee

You: ?

You: haha what are you pissed about

Stranger: just kill me ;)

You: ill see what i can do, with what ; )

Stranger: a knife maybe

You: sounds good, ha you like getting stuck with things?

Stranger: jep

Stranger: are u ready?

You: for what

Stranger: for killing me dumbass

You: yeah ive got my ski mask on decked out in all black. coming to your hose

You: house*

You: you home?

Stranger: yes

You: kicked down your door where are you at

Stranger: "ooh good please dont!"

Stranger: *i look at u with fear in my eyes*

You: " too late bitch "

Stranger: "nooo"

You: " i sharpen up my cock with the butcher knife i brought in and impale you several times in the eye . its warm moist and overall fucking awesome

Stranger: NOOOO!!!

You: corpse fuck time

You: " squish " " squish"

Stranger: AAAARGHH!

 
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Stranger: hey, male 17 uk

You: ima chick

You: big tits

You: blazin hot

Stranger: pic?

You: i wanna sex u

You: hold on yeah

You:
old_hairy_guy.jpg


You: trust me that is sexyyyy

Stranger: omg puke

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Stranger: hi :3

You: i want you inside me

Stranger: saem

You: male?

Stranger: erm ya

You: this could work

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You: NS?

You: NS?

You: NS?

You: NS?NS?NS?

You: NS?

You: v

You: NS?

You: v

You: v

You: NS?

You: NS?

Stranger: yes

You: lying

Stranger: noo

Stranger: newschoolers

You: NO FUCKING WAI

Stranger: yes

Stranger: greates omegle convos

You: holy balls

Stranger: yessss

You: what's you ns name?

Stranger: i was typing ns? all the time

You: your*

Stranger: but u beat me to it

Stranger: and my names [j]iberish

You: mine is JIMMY.

Stranger: yours

Stranger: ooo

You: jeez

Stranger: dont know u

You: this took like 4 tries

Stranger: are u a n000b

Stranger: ?!?

You: 135 posts. but i have been on since last march

Stranger:https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/477070/

You: just didnt have an account

Stranger: 1540 posts since jan

Stranger: banned 3 times

You: fucker

You: hahahaha

Stranger: would have been at about 6000 now

Stranger: if not for banning

You: haha wow

You: for what

Stranger: yea

Stranger: haha

You: talking too much?

Stranger: ive been on ns since legitelly 2005 or 6

Stranger: nah...makin fun of ppl

Stranger: /mods

Stranger: cuz they said stupid stuff

You: that's all i do

Stranger: hehe

You: :D

You: wow... well this is pretty legendary

Stranger: haha i know haha

You: i seriously asked 4 people

Stranger: i wasnt expecting this

You: and you were the 4th

Stranger: u were my 6th or 7th

You: hahah

You: well.....

Stranger: well...im on the search for more nsers

You: you better post this shit

Stranger: u can copy an paste this convo to the thread if u want

You: i've posted like 3 times in that thread already

You: all you

Stranger: u can

Stranger: i dont feel like it

You: gr.

You: k

Stranger: well thats too bad

Stranger: idc if u do or not

Stranger: but im out

Stranger: peaceee

You: lataaaa

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You: NS?

Stranger: yep!

You: no wai

Stranger: you too?

You: hmmm.

You: whats is ns O.o

Stranger: i assumed it was "new stranger"-- like it's my first time on the site

You: YOU ARE WRONG.

You: WRONG

You: WRONG

You: WRONGGGGGGGGGG

Stranger: .... ?

You: i was referring to the site newschoolers.com

Stranger: no idea what that is

You: well then, you suck

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You: get a life and make some friends so u dont need to talk to strangers

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LOL!

You: NEWSCHOOLERS

Stranger: PRESCHOOLERS

You: :(

Stranger: :)

You: GIRL

Stranger: BOY

You: POOP

Stranger: PEE

You: SKI

Stranger: SNOWBOARD

You: WARREN MILLER

Stranger: what the fuck

 
people are so stupid

You: ns?Stranger: ns?Stranger: so sex?Stranger: *no sex?Stranger: YOU DONT LIKE SEX?????You: no ns stands for newschoolers.comStranger: WTF
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You: im gonna have to ask to see your licence as registration please

Stranger: license what?

You: dont play dumb with me sir

You: to out your licence.

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: ooohhh

Stranger: police role playing games

You: dont swear at me your prick, im an officer of the law. step out of your car NOW

Stranger: freak

 
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You: newschoolers?

Stranger: Oldschoolers?

You: newschoolers?

You: are you a newschooler?

Stranger: Apparently not if i don't know what that means. clarify

You: skiing..

Stranger: I do indeed ski!

You: do you have a newschooler account?

Stranger: I don't.

You: make one

You: ill put this conversation on it, and you will be famous

Stranger: Well that sounds fun.

You: go to newschoolers.com bro

Stranger: kay. see you there.

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ARE YOU THERE?

 
Stranger: HRUNGH.

You: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER GREAT PRODUCT!!!

Stranger: OMG BILLY

Stranger: WHAT PRODUCT?

You: WITH SCAM-WOW YOU CAN NOW FEEL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKING RETARDED

Stranger: COOL

Stranger: HOW DO I PURCHASE?

You: GREAT FOR CLEANING UP DOG SKEET, BLOOD, AND YOU CAN EVEN HIDE YOU GRANDMAS SWEATER IN THIS GREAT PRODUCT

You: ALSO GREAT FOR SUFFOCATING MIDGETS

Stranger: GEE WIZ!

You: CUZ FUCKING NOBODY LIKES FUCKING MIDGETS

You: ORIGINALLY COSTS YOUR VIRGINITY, BUT FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR DOGS VIRGINITY INSTEAD!!!

You: ORDER NOW!

Stranger: :ooo

 
this guy wanted to cyber so i did

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Stranger: You wake up flat on your back. You have no idea where you are.

>...

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

You: ur standing there naked and tied to the wall\

You: i walk over to you and stab a hole in your gut

Stranger: oh god

You: i pull out my cock and fuck the shit out of your wound ...screwing up all your insides

You: you shitt all over the floor...i make u eat it

Stranger: i am aroused

Stranger: Not anymore

You: u throw up everywhere... i use it as lube and rape your butthole till you start bleeding all over yourself

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: yoooooooooooooooooooStranger: would you like to bath in my semen?You: yes pleaseStranger: excellentYou: excellentYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
biggest internet accomplishment of my life:
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: heyYou: i'm femaleStranger: im maleYou: do you like ice cream?
You: i mean do you take big black dick in the ass?Stranger: yes. chocolateYou: hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaYou have disconnected.
 
Stranger: Darling!! its so good to talk to you....Stranger: its been awhile!!You: Yea it has!!You: Ever since you beat my kids I havent wanted totalk to you...You: Why exactly did you beat my kids? I dontremember...Stranger: ok what is your problem...Stranger: that would have been your bitch girlfriendStranger: you are some kind of idiot to think it was meStranger: but since you were drunk all teh time, i guessits to be expected.You: Son...You: I am disapoint
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You: Im a secret nigger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: oh cute
You: not cute
You: gangsta
You: but secret gangsta
Stranger: ha id ko u in one hit kid
You: you aint hood!
You: i should slap that cracker ass
You: secretly of course
Stranger: wow u r like 12 year old
Connecting toserver...You're now chattingwith a random stranger. Say hi!You: you are boredStranger: yesYou: you came onto omegle thinking that you wanted tokill some timeYou: but in the back of your headYou: you wanted to cyberStranger: no cyberYou: you knew whoever you cybered with would probablybe a manYou: but you didnt mindStranger: no cyberStranger: the gameYou: FUCK YOU
 
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Stranger: need nude photos of girls

You: i am girl

You: you want photos?

Stranger: sure

You: i am 76

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You: herrow?

Stranger: Heroine?

Stranger: Meth?

Stranger: Crack?

You: no i r japanese

Stranger: RAPE??!!!?!

You: understrand?

You: absorutery

Stranger: Do you go to the sme mentel hospitol i do?

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

You: probably

You: because i cast a lvl 120 spell of blinding light

You: you cant see

You: the screen

You: in front of you

Stranger: So, your Japanese, what anime do you like, if you like anime?

You: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING?? YOU CAN'T SEE!! you must be jedi....

You: i am a sith lord

You: prepare to battle jedi

Stranger: Yeh, i use teh force beotch

You: use the force to make me a sandwich you stupid skank

Stranger: I herd u liek mudkipz?

You: i like squirtle fucking dumbass

You: and wartortle and blastoise

Stranger: I use the force to disconnect dumshit

 
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Stranger: Fuck you!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
apparently i'm the idiot

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi! I'm a male looking for a female with a cam. Will show if you show. :3

You: you're a fucking faggot. go kill yourself

Stranger: Haha

You: i'm not even lying

Stranger: You're an ignorant idiot. Go read a fucking book.

Stranger: Me neither

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Just a small town girl

You: I Fucking Hate Journey!!

Stranger: you would douchbag

You: go watch the hills faggot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
You: im cuicidalYou: you?Stranger: thats coolStranger: yeahStranger: im waiting a few years thoughYou: you might b ethe only thing to stop me from killing myselfYou: sweetYou: i think ima get it over with u kno?Stranger: nahStranger: smoke some weedYou: truth brahYou: and go dkiingYou: you ski/snowboard?Stranger: nope. i got some bad tendanitis in my left kneeStranger: cant do shit like thatYou: well its as good as listening to three little birds, only you are masturbating to the beauty of itYou: can you dig it?Stranger: i dig the masturbationYou: kool brahYou: what u doin holmes?Stranger: procrastinatinYou: im jus chillin talkin to some girls i want to sleep withYou: yeeaaYou: i feel yaStranger: my lady interests are cuntsYou: me too manYou: mee tooStranger: fucking insane bitchesYou: dude, bitches b crazy!Stranger: but they got vaginasYou: truth, its like an awardYou: just remember, dont put the pussy on the pedistoolStranger: exactlyStranger: i put the pussy on my carpet. where it belongsYou: truth holmesYou: on the moneyYou: aight i gtgYou: nice convo dude, you relaxed meYou: thnxStranger: npStranger: chaoYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
 
Stranger: Hey

You: "You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple hours."

Stranger: Fuck yes, continue

You: Well

You: what is there to say

You: thats it thats all

You: go and try skiing

You: on Twintips that is

Stranger: Thankyou, i will
 
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: [Omegle Notice: You are now talking to a registered child-molester/pedophile. Please restrain yourself from disclosing any personal information.]

You: Hi

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: heyaStranger: suppYou: nutinn u?Stranger: asl?You: tansgender/43You: u?Stranger: m or fYou: im both.....You: so what ever your lookin for i amStranger: okStranger: u got msn?You: idk do i?Stranger: mesengerStranger: with camStranger: i doStranger: do uYou: wait asl first?Stranger: 20 maleStranger: ausYou: and u wanna web cam with me?Stranger: yerYou: ur to youngStranger: awwStranger: no im notStranger: its only camStranger: we dont live nere eachother no1 wil knowStranger: wats ur msnYou: are u gay?Stranger: biYou: whoaaa ok this is getin weirddStranger: ?You have disconnected.
 
hmm i suck at this...

You: hey thereStranger: hiYou: i bet you like analStranger: nopeYou: well what the fuck is wrong with youStranger: nothingYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I was fucking around but man some people.

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi. i like girls who wear so slutty clothes but behave like they r goodmanner :)You: like r goodmanner. where are you fromYou: I like guys with big dicks that speak proper englishYou: you from france or some shitStranger: franceStranger: lolStranger: i liedStranger: i am from greeceYou: ahhh greeceStranger: why?You: Sorry I am not really into greeks, I know there all gay and like have 2, 3 or more guys fucking me at one timeStranger: hahahahaStranger: lolStranger: greece is a coınservative place in this fucking worldStranger: after italyStranger: :DYou: thats irrelevantYou: I like oranges. Who caresYou: dumb fuckStranger: lookStranger: i like girls like uYou: do you get a lot of girls over this chat thing>You: ?Stranger: they talk so much and they r meanStranger: but i like this featureStranger: :DYou: well if you ever come to USA you can see me in my slutty clothesStranger: oww yeahStranger: i wanna see uStranger: do u have a photo?Stranger: pleaseStranger: i said 'please'Stranger: :DYou: you fuckn creepYou: do you just jack off to girls pictures you get from this chat thing?Stranger: yeah of courseYou: you expect me to send you a picture, just like thatStranger: what can i do apart from masturbationStranger: lolYou: how old are you?Stranger: 19Stranger: u?You: 20You: have you never gotten with a girl ever?Stranger: i hadStranger: lolYou: you just masturbate go pictures people send youStranger: why?Stranger: heheYou: fuckn loserStranger: no i have sex tooStranger: lolYou: so why would you want to masturbate to some random girls pictureYou: Does talking to me make you horny?You: it makes me hornyStranger: becauae they r randomStranger: this is excitingStranger: yeah it makes me horny alsoStranger: :DYou: send me your pictureYou: I want to stick some stuff up my pussyYou: what do you reccomend I stick up my pussy?Stranger:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ewILDsxrvQ4/R4CP5ATCO2I/AAAAAAAAFqg/acgN3bZMLGU/s400/1660483296_7a757fdf93.jpgStranger: oww yeahStranger: u should finger it alsoYou: I don't believe thats you. Its on some blogspot thingYou: fucking fake faggotYou: finger, I was thinking more of sticking a tea cup or something up my pussyStranger: yeah send me ur photoStranger: and this is meStranger: believe meStranger: :DYou: that is you?Stranger: why dont u believe me?Stranger: damnStranger: am i a God?Stranger: thank uStranger: :DYou: this is making you horny? this conversationStranger: yeahStranger: so muchYou: are you jacking off right now?Stranger: i am touching to my shortStranger: :DYou: Does it not bother you that I might be a guy?Stranger: i dont careStranger: :DStranger: lolStranger: u behave like a girlStranger: so no problemStranger: :dYou: allright man I was fucking around but this is to much for meYou: you have a nice dayYou: jesus fuckStranger: heheStranger: ok
 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: hiYou: are you a skierStranger: yesYou: coolYou: freestyle skier?Stranger: yup and uYou: yesYou: are u on newschoolersStranger: noStranger: u m or f?You: mYou: u?Stranger: fYou: kStranger: fast plzYou: dont you think this site is a good place for pedophile? you just have to say you like everything other do. I bet ur not a skiier and your a 50 year old pedophileYou: ___________________________________________________________________________
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this bitch would not give up.

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: yooooo

You: 17 male denver

You: you thug???

Stranger: thug ???? hahaha... do u think ur a gangster?

Stranger: 18 f denmark

You: denmark

You: i dont like europeans

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: we're all pretty different.

You: or french i guess

Stranger: Euuuw...

Stranger: i fucking HATE french.

You: good me too!

Stranger: thats like the most creepy language ever.

Stranger: I feel like killing every french guys and girls

Stranger: i fucking hate the way they talk... AND look

You: shit your crazy

Stranger: I speak Danish.

You: I like crazy girls

Stranger: haha... good ;)

Stranger: Danish is a very hard language to learn actually.

Stranger: we also have these letters: æøå

Stranger: But .. its not like every european speak french :D

Stranger: thats only in france.

You: I am aware of that,

Stranger: and i hate france.

You: You stated that.

You: I put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: I hate when girls say that french sounds so romaaaantic. omg... im gonna puke!

Stranger: HAHA!

Stranger: omg. ur a freak.

You: When you gone let me tap dat?

You: *Unzips your pants*

Stranger: omg.... this isnt cybersex u freak

You: *Oh FUCK*

You: you got the bush of a raccoon

Stranger: HAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: well... i DONT :D

Stranger: omg ur so funny!!!! :D

You: god damn...I entice you with ym sexy french

Stranger: then i vomit all over !!!

You: Thats what happens when i throat fuck the shit out of you

You: You must control those gag reflexes girl

You: i dont like that vommit all over my new jibberish hoodie

Stranger: Ur dick is not that big that it can make me puke.

You: its

this

8>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

big

Stranger: Way too small

You: Ewww one of your pubes just got stuck in my teeth

Stranger: i need a real man... not a mouse.

You: shave that you danish piece of shit!

You: I need a trimmed woman

Stranger: IT IS SHAVED U CREEPY JERK!

You: NO!

You: Look its not

You: You self concious bitch

You: I take your pants off, to reveal a bunch of zits on your ass

You: ewwwww

You: oh shit one just popped in my eye

Stranger: hahahhahahahahhahahhaa

Stranger: omg ur SUCH A FREAK!

You: Im a freak?!

You: I dont have shit coming out of my ass

You: that you

Stranger: everyone has.

You: theres still one hanging out

You: take care of that

Stranger: Ur balls looks like dobby's ears.

You: damn europeans are all the same!

You: hairy and icky!

Stranger: U havent even fucked a european, u douche bag.

You: Do you know have to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

You: And I have fucked many europeans they all scream "Bang me like a hammer"

You: then I whip out the jackhammer and pound the shit out of em

Stranger: U dont know how to fuck a woman.

Stranger: U only know how to fuck men... real hard in their tight asses.

You: Not ones with dicks...thats why im having trouble with you

You: *pulls out hack saw *

You: shit bitch! stop squirting your fluids all over my face

You: im tired of that!

Stranger: u sick fuck!!!!

You: no bitch! your sick.

Stranger: omg. dont u have a life at all?

You: BITCH IMMA AFTABANG YOU LIKE TOM WALLISCH

You: hey cunt you got one o dem facebooks that I can sesiions jacket to?

Stranger: Ur not cool if thats what u think..

You: BITCH. Ill blow your mother fucking brains out

Stranger: brains ?

Stranger: i just have one. like every other normal person

You: WITH MA PISTOL

You: ILL BLOW A FUCKING HOLE STRAIGHT THRU

You: FASTEER than a mcdonalds drive thru

Stranger: Then it'll take a while..

You: BITCH

You: fuck you

Stranger: fuck ur mom

You: disconnect bitch

Stranger: ur mom is a bitch

You: bring it bitch

You: insult me

Stranger: BRING IT ON!!!!

You: You red haired ginger cunt

Stranger: Well.... im blonde.

Stranger: tall... beautiful... the totally opposite of u

You: Bullshit all you europeans look like a hairy shit form my dogs ass

You: all moldy n stuff

Stranger: U really dont know who ur talking to.

Stranger: if u saw me u would really regret it, sweety

You: My ass.

Stranger: is fat

You: Because your an overwight hoe?

Stranger: U wish

Stranger: cuz then u wouldnt feel that bad about talking to me like that

You: I dont feel bad, your contradicting yourself

Stranger: haha

Stranger: now i gotta laugh

You: im disconnecting. Your no fun

Stranger: ur messed up. enjoy ur life.

You: fuck you cunt

Stranger: grow up

 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: lets fuck

Stranger: k

Stranger: wait r u a guy or girl

You: girl

You: what r u?

You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stranger: loser

Stranger: fuck like a normal person

You: ill aftabang you like tom wallisch

Stranger: ight send me naked pics

You: okay newschoolers.com

Stranger: okay uraloser.com

You: suckmydick.com

Stranger: girlsdonthavedicks.com

You: ihaveadickandamagirl.com

Stranger: thatsfuckinnasty.com

You: youknowyouwouldliketosuckonmynutsandmytits.net

Stranger: youwishiwouldsuckurnuts.org

You: idokinda.gov pleasesuckmynutsnowandillblowitinyourface.net

Stranger: ok ur a fagot

 
Stranger: hi

You: hold on let me put on my wizard hat and robe

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: are u harry potter ?

You: nope just a bad ass

Stranger: :O

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haha

 
Stranger: hi there

You: hey

Stranger: im ike from Pa

Stranger: mike

You: hey mike

Stranger: whats your name>

You: from pa?

You: nice

Stranger: pennsylvania'

You: yaa im not stupid :D

Stranger: haha sorry, where r u from?

You: im kili from germany :D

Stranger: wow you know Pennsylvania's abbreviation?

You: of course i do

You: i know tom wallisch grew up there

Stranger: impressive

Stranger: whos that?

You: you dont know tom wallisch?

Stranger: nope

You: google it ,youtube it ,just do anything against your ignorance

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