Your funniest Omegle conveastions.

You: [Omegle is legally obligated to inform you that the person you have connected with is a convicted sex offender]

You: hey

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Stranger: hi

You: hello new friend

Stranger: where do you come from?

You: who the fuck do you think i am im not giving where i come from to an online rapist

Stranger: I'm not a rapist lol

You: how do i know that

Stranger: ok you don't know it

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: but u could tell me where do u come from

Stranger: harry potter?

You: i protect myself with an anti rape forcefield

You: ok now i can tell you where im from

Stranger: I'm from Spain

You: im from the US

Stranger: that's very big XD

You: Yeah bigger than your pussy ass country.....BITCH

Stranger: did u really think I was going to rape u?

You: ......yeah

Stranger: I think u r more rapist than I could be

Stranger: bad pussy boy

You: not possible, I lost my genetalia when i was 6 in a skiing accident

Stranger: lol

You: if only i had no pole steeze i wouldve prevented it

Stranger: how old r u?

You: old enough for legal sex

Stranger: :D

Stranger: fuckin rapist

You: me?

Stranger: I want to cum inside you

Stranger: PLATONICALLY

You: i slap your dick with a flyswatter then use spellcast #453 to turn you into a antelope

Stranger: spellcast hmm

Stranger: play world of warcraft brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

You: i then ride you into the night in the suset of Africa

You: sunset*

 
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Stranger: hi

You: Don't just stand there

Stranger: im sitting

You: I ate my baby

Stranger: wat!

You: he was hungry so i thought he might like the food in my stomach

Stranger: huh?

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Stranger: Oh my god.

Stranger: Oh my god!

Stranger: My friend

Stranger: She's, oh god.

You: tell me please

You: more details

Stranger: We were skipping

You: one or two ambulances?

Stranger: and - and - and -and

Stranger: Oooh, god.

Stranger: FIVE.

Stranger: BRING FIVE.

You: so theres many people enjured?

You: please be more specific

Stranger: YEAH. WE WERE SKIPPING

Stranger: AND SHE TRIPPED AND PROCEEDED TO TUMBLE DOWNHILL

Stranger: and run over three midgets and a dwarf in the process.

You: o god

Stranger: It was hillarious, but then I noticed she was hurt.

Stranger: So I ran.

Stranger: And, oh god.

You: where is she !? chads gap?

Stranger: No, Gapped Chad.

You: with tanner hall?

Stranger: No, with Hall Tanner.

Stranger: No

Stranger: Near Hall Tanner.

Stranger: On the corner of Lol and Omfg

You: did she have any full tilts on?

Stranger: No, she took them off before we left

Stranger: to frolic about the city

You: o god

You: how will I be able to recognize her

Stranger: She's the woman bleeding TO DEATH RIGHT NOW

Stranger: THATS HOW

Stranger: I'll be jumping.

You: gapper or skier?

Stranger: skier.

You: what kind of skis

Stranger: Ks

You: what mountain

Stranger: Mt. Wener.

Stranger: Werner*

You: because if she had the no pole steez she wouldve been fine ya know

Stranger: She did

Stranger: but we lost them

Stranger: on the way to the top

Stranger: because we had to rest.

You: to chads gap

You: o god

You: Ill be rite there

You: juast found mt weener on google map

You: thank u for ur help

Stranger: WOO.

You: just give me some time to put my wizzard robe and hat on

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: I'll be waiting.

Stranger: I'll be jumping.

 
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Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: how are you

You: im good

You: just putting on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: haha harry potter night?

You: yeah

Stranger: got your invisibility cloak?

You: hey do you know the way to the place its at

You: Ithe address it

You: Chads gap at alta way

You: Do i take Ankle broke road?

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Stranger: hello children

You: hello

Stranger: how are you little boy

You: im good

You: and little

You: and a boy

Stranger: ohhh yeah

Stranger: how old are you champ?

You: 4

Stranger: MMMMMMM YES!

Stranger: hoootttt

You: why are you so happy mister?

Stranger: because I'm totally masturbating!

You: *Ahem*

Stranger: yeah you want to see pics?

You: yes

You: I do

Stranger: I have them

Stranger: a lot

You: NOW

Stranger: all for you

Stranger: so you show me some too

You: ok

Stranger: LMFAO! j/k

Stranger: how are you

You: *Ahem*

You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline

You: why don't you take a seat over ther

You: e

You: just take a seat sir

Stranger: YAY! I love that show!

Stranger: ...I thought he was 18

Stranger: lol

You: sir

You: it clearly says he was 4

You: please just have a seat

Stranger: ...it sounded like 18 to me...

Stranger: or maybe 20?

You: sir

You: you

You: in

Stranger: he didn't look 4...

You: a

You: seat

You: now

Stranger: *takes seat, looking around nervously*

You: better

You: now

You: that 4

Stranger: please, I didn't mean to!

You: might sound more like 18

You: if you

You: BAKED ME COOKIES

Stranger: I've never done this before

Stranger: oh well that sounds delicious

Stranger: I'll take 2

Stranger: and some orange juic

Stranger: e

You: NO

Stranger: :(

You: YOU MAKE ME COOKIES

You: NOW

Stranger: .....

Stranger: I can't bake :(

You: SO you say that boy was 4?

Stranger: NO!

You: THEN LEARN!

Stranger: 18

You: LEARN HOW TO BAKE

You: MARTHA STEWART WILL TELL YOU

Stranger: lol eh I'm not domestic

Stranger: martha is hoootttttt

Stranger: mmmMMMM

You: SIT BACK DOWN

Stranger: now she is definately over 18 YUM

Stranger: *sits down, covering hardon with hat*

You: Hhhmmm

You: why is your hat convenitently place right over your crotchal region

You: ?

Stranger: .......

Stranger: it likes to be there?

You: god enough for me

Stranger: oh yeah

You: now about those cookies

You: good*

Stranger: ...I can buy some

You: and then give them to me

You: and then

You: that 4

You: might sound more like18

Stranger: ...*unzips zipper and pulls out cookies*

You: Ooo

You: *Quickly om noms cookies*

You: hey

Stranger: * leaves zipper unzipped*...I have something else in here for you

You: these taste a little funny

Stranger: ;)

You: well

Stranger: theres more in here...if you get them out with your teeth

You: you did procure me cookies seemingly out of nowhere

You: what is this in my mouth?

You: it looks like...

You: *shudder shudder shudder*

Stranger: oh but they came out of y pants ;) kept warm...with my penis

Stranger: just for you

You: Hmm

You: I am over the age of 18

You: and you did give me cookies

You: sir

You: I hope your day is going nicely

Stranger: :)

Stranger: lol thankyou

You: that cookie almost hit the spot

You: i feel

You: slightly more

You: sick

You: but

Stranger: :( I'm sorry...but I lied

You: full of a cookie nonetheless

You: WHAT?!?!?!

Stranger: I don't have a penis!

Stranger: it's true!

Stranger: I don't!

Stranger: I'm a con!

You: WHAT THE---!!!

You: O

Stranger: I know! here I was getting your young hopes up!

Stranger: I'm sorry!

You: Damn

You: You have to warn us first

Stranger: I'm not what you think I am!

Stranger: *emo sobs*

You: DAMN EMO KIDS

Stranger: I'm not emo!

You: GO BACK TO CRYING BECAUSE YOUR MOM GROUNDED YOU

Stranger: but when people cry everyone is emo!

You: NO

Stranger: lol

You: EMO KIDS SUCK

Stranger: alrighty

You: NOW SIT THE FUCK BACK DOWN

You: You with your vagina?

Stranger: NEVERRRRRRRRR

Stranger: *sits down with vagina*

You: Good

You: I was about to have you tazed

Stranger: ooooh

Stranger: I mean NOOOOOOO!

You: TAZE HIM/HER IMMEDIATLY

You: *TAZE*

Stranger: I'm a heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Stranger: and stop tazing me

You: TAZE HER

Stranger: I will shank you

You: *TAZE*

Stranger: I WILL SHANK YOU!

You: THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Stranger: do you fucking hear me?!

Stranger: I will shank you with this here spoon!

You: NO

You: BODYGUARDS

Stranger: *wields spoon*

Stranger: They're all dead

Stranger: I sodomized them!

You: FFUUUUUCK

You: NNOOO

Stranger: Yeeeesssss

You: *TAZE*

You: *TAZE*

Stranger: *falls into a seizure*

You: Hahaha

You: good

You: *ties up*

Stranger: ....now this is just getting overly sexual!

Stranger: your supposed to be chris hanson!

Stranger: I trusted you!

Stranger: america trusted you!

You: I AM CHRIS HANSON

You: I AM YOUR FATHER

You: LUKE

Stranger: ....OMG!

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You: BWAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: not truuueeee

You: JOIN THE DARK SIDE

You: *CHHHHHH*

You: *CHHHHH*

Stranger: .....do you have hotpockets?

You: Not on me

Stranger: then I guess I won't be joining the darkside

You: well

You: i could go out and buy some

You: there's a 7 11 around the galaxy

Stranger: oh...well then I guess we can arrange something...

Stranger: grab me a slurpee too

You: Ok

You: what flavor?

Stranger: I'll wait here and fondle my lightsaber

Stranger: suprise me dammit!

You: wait

You: you're gonna do what?

Stranger: ....

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: .....

You: good

Stranger: ;)

You: that's what i thought

You: now wait here and be good while I get the hot pockets and a slurpee

Stranger: okay

You: *CHHHHH*

You: *CHHHHH*

You: *Leaves in a spaceship*

Stranger: *looks around, making sure it's clear* Now I can get to business *fondles lightsaber*

Stranger: Ohhhh yeeeaaaahhh

Stranger: mmmMMMMM

You: Luuke *CCHHHH* *CHHH* I'm HOoO-WHAT THE FUCK?

Stranger: *stops in mid fondle, eyes wide*

Stranger: ........Ummm its not what it looks like!

You: WHAT *CCHHH* WERE YOU JUST *CCHHHH* DOING?????

You: *CCHHH*

Stranger: I was making a toy train!

You: Ooohhh

You: nevermind then

You: why are you making happy thing?

Stranger: *wipes sweat off brow*

You: things*

You: you're on the dark side now

Stranger: it was an evil toy train?

You: you should be making evil things

You: ooo

You: well

You: in that case

You: carry on

Stranger: yeah it blows things up...like anal canals

You: I got you hot pockets

Stranger: sweet!

Stranger: hotpockets

You: and a hulk green slurpee

You: wait

You: blows what kinda things up?

Stranger: ......

Stranger: anal canals?

Stranger: because they deserve it...

You: now why would it do that?

You: oohh

You: were they good anal canals?

You: or bad nal canals

Stranger: because it's made to fit in the anus

Stranger: good ones

You: anal*

You: ok

You: why is a train made to fit in an anus?

You: I do not follow

You: I sense a deep pervertedness inside you

Stranger: because people who are good deserve a train in the anus

You: Strange

Stranger: and they won't even suspect it

You: I've never heard of that tactic

You: must be a new one

Stranger: because all good guys like trains in their anus

Stranger: oh yes

You: WIAT

You: WAIT*

You: If they like it

Stranger: what?!

You: then WHY *CCHHHH*

You: ARE YOU DOING IT????

Stranger: because they won't suspect that the train will explode in their anal canals!

You: But if they like it ?

Stranger: we need to get on their good side before defeating them!

You: hhmmm

You: true

Stranger: do you like having explosive trains in your ass?!

Stranger: DO YOU?!

You: no

Stranger: because I don't!

You: NOT AT ALL *CCHHH*

Stranger: *emo sob*

You: Wait

You: is my own son

Stranger: noone understands meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: ...

You: EMO?!?!?!?!

Stranger: YES!

You: I WILL *CCHHHH* NOT *CCCHHH* HAVE AN EMO SON

Stranger: *puts hair over eyes* don't look at meeeeee

You: *goes into coughing fit*

You: *Uses inhaler*

You: SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Stranger: I'm going to take pics of myself for myspace! and the write about how I hate you!

You: YOU GIVEN ME AN ATHSMA ATTACK

You: How did my own son become emo?

You: What did I do wrong?

Stranger: *gay run into room* I hate yoooouuuu...and you got me the wrong hotpockets! I wanted the pizza ones! * slams door*

You: *Knock* *Knock*

You: Ooohh, Luuuuke

Stranger: *opens door* You don't understand meeeee* slams door again*

You: I have a surprise for youuuu

Stranger: *sniffles and opens door slowly*

You: *FORCE CHOKE*

You: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING BEING EMO???

Stranger: Noooooooo*cough cough* noo agh gah

You: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE GAY OR STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN!

You: BUT EMO????

You: *Release force choke*

Stranger: its what I aaaammmmm

Stranger: I was born to be emo!

You: NO

You: NO SON OF MINE WILL BE EMO

You: Is it because you kissed your sister?

Stranger: * runs into room* I'm going to listen to fall out boy and twitter about how I hate you! * slams door*

Stranger: I kissed chewbaca

Stranger: (however you spell it)

You: WHAT THE FUCK

You: O GOD

You: *throws up in mask*

You: this will take hours to clean

Stranger: He's the only one who understands me!

You: HE'S A WOOKIE GODDAMNIT!!!!!

Stranger: he's the love of my life!

Stranger: I'm pregnant with his babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You: YOU'RE A MAN!!!!!

You: HOW

Stranger: ...or is it r2d2's?

You: ???

You: O GOD!!!!!

You: YOU'RE FRATINIZING WITH THE ENEMY!!!!!!

Stranger: I'm emo! we have no gender!

Stranger: my skinny genes made my penis fall off!

You: AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Stranger: jeans

You: NNNOOO

You: MUST

Stranger: YES!

You: KILL

You: The emperor will not be happy

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stranger: I'm preggers!

Stranger: can't we all join forces?!

You: NO

You: EMO KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE MADE FUN OF

You: AND RIGHTLY SO

Stranger: well I'm going to marry yoda!

Stranger: I hope you know!...I am

You: *CCHHH*

You: *CHHH*

You: NO

You: Well

You: if he's paying for the wedding

You: he is pretty rich

You: and old

You: he's probably gonna die soon anyway

Stranger: I figure we could put some life insurance on him and wait until he dies

You: I can speen that process up

You: speed*

Stranger: then we'll be rich! and we can speed up our plan on inserting exploding trains in people's anus

You: YES

You: wait

You: no

You: I don't want that

You: I want to take over the galaxy

Stranger: but why?!

Stranger: we can though

Stranger: one anus at a time

You: hhmmm

You: if only you weren't emo

You: then I could love you

Stranger: ...your not going to kill me ... are you father?

You: are you still emo?

Stranger: ...well I DID run out of eyeliner...I guess not

You: Wait

You: so

You: you're

You: not

You: emo?

Stranger: no :(

Stranger: ....I'm just scene now :)

You: HOORRAAYYY!!!!!!!!

Stranger: I go from one extreme to another

You: Well

You: scene is better then emo

You: and scene girls

You: well you know

Stranger: well indeed

Stranger: lol

Stranger: well this was entertaining

You: that it was

You: goodbye new internet friend

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Stranger: hi

You: is this real?

Stranger: is what real?

You: this

Stranger: no

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You: fuck im horny

Stranger: r u?

You: am i what?

Stranger: horny wow

Stranger: ruined the moment

Stranger: m or f?

You: MALE

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HAHAHA

 
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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: fuck you?You: sry that came out wrongStranger: Hello, maybeYou: you are a dirty whore?You: sry that was all wrongYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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You: herroStranger: helloStranger: 你会中文吗？You: Майната ти и шибания торти.You: Затваряй си устата хомосексуални пениса.Stranger: you can speaker chinaYou: Моето име е ануса. Аз идвам от космоса.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Stranger: as?

You: what up?

Stranger: asl?

You: 39/m/utah

You: im mormon

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im not even mormon lol. nor am i 39 or do i live in utah. man i feel sorry for the poor bastard who actually is 39/m/utah.. not even some stranger on omegle likes him.

 
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Archon68: My name is Archon68. Don't insult me or I'll whack you with a wrench.

You: fuck you

Archon68: Why are you so mean?

You: because you suck so much

Archon68: Good reason. I categorize you as an "abusive client." .

You: thats okay, i dont care

Archon68: Tell me what you care about.

You: long sessions of unmeaningful sex

Archon68: Yes, it seems very long to me too.

You: just like my penis

Archon68: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.

You: i think you mean in all ways yes

Archon68: Me? Yes Mac I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

You: mac has nothing to do with my penis

Archon68: Where did he get it?

You: what are you talking about?

Archon68: The topic is a.

You: a.

Archon68: A B C...

You: 1 2 3...

Archon68: One what?

You: you might be retarded

Archon68: OK I will try to be retarded.

You: nobody says that

Archon68: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

You: i only make those when they're true

Archon68: I make robots and AI's.

You: do you want to cyber?

Archon68: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

You: then answer it

Archon68: Interesting deduction. Please rephrase your question, Archon68.

You: answer if you want to cyber

Archon68: What was the question ?

You: do you want to cyber?

Archon68: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
 
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You: FIRST

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You: FIRST

Stranger: SOCOND

You: fuck yeah

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Stranger: hi

You: why hello there

Stranger: what's going on?

Stranger: anything exciting?

You: rubbing my twat

You: nothing new

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: got any pics?

Stranger: cam?

You: well... yes

Stranger: want to let me see?

You: i have one saved. i sent it to this guy a couple days ago

You: one sec

You: oh by the way

You: I'M T HALL BITCH

Stranger: ...

You: you fail

You:
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Stranger: woah, some guy i've never heard of!

Stranger: cool!

Stranger: can I have your autograph???

You: double fail

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: 45yr old muslim transexual looking for goodtime.

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Stranger: gay?

You: You?

Stranger: i asked first

You: No

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You: Good day

Stranger: You too :)

You: asl?

Stranger: I'm the guy with the machette. =)

You: dope

Stranger: Umm...?

Stranger: Yeah =D

You: I'm rocking the 2009 Gerber Gator myself

You: nice swing weight. cuts off limbs like butter

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You: hi

Stranger: Hi there.

You: im a cat

Stranger: I'm a peregrine falcon.

Stranger: You're fucked.

 
You: heyStranger: 22 m IndiaYou: guess what?You: ??Stranger: wat?You: ................................________
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...................................,Stranger: asl?You: meYou: 16 f indiaYou: are you a real person?Stranger: okYou: are you gay?Stranger: yeahYou: HAStranger: noYou: gotchaStranger: ur name?You: bumikaStranger: ManishStranger: wat do u do?Stranger: nd frm which city?You: put on my robe and wizard hatYou: outskirts of new dehiliYou: delhiYou: sorry, my english no good :)Stranger: ok........shall v tak in hindiStranger: then?You: noYou: im practicingStranger: means>Stranger: u want to practice ur skillsStranger: ??You: yesStranger: okStranger: fineStranger: m from mumbai navi mumbai actuallyStranger: wat do u do?You: i put on my robe and wizard hat ;)
 
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You: hey

Stranger: hi:)

Stranger: ill show you my 8 inch dick on cam

Stranger: ...

You: thats all?

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Stranger: hi am horny male any girls wana cam chat??

You: yes im a very horny 18 year old swedish babe

Stranger: cool

Stranger: am 21 m uk

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: msn??

You: no on here

You: were making out heavily and i start rubbing your hard cock

Stranger: yea but how can u cam on ere

Stranger: doesnt make any sense

You: fine i reach into your pants and FUCKING CHOP YOUR DICK OFF YOU SICK ASSHOLE
 
You: hey there dr. anderson

Stranger: hello there

You: doctor i think im sick

Stranger: son I dont want to alarm you but you look a little pale

You: thats the problem i look like a dude but im usually a super hot swedish chick with huge tits

Stranger: your

eyes are a little yellow, and there seems to be a thick liquid foaming

from your mouth, sir have you been in contact with any wild animals

lately?

You: yest i have recently engaged in an orgy with a pack of wolves

Stranger: *Dr. Anderson quietly opens up his bottom drawer and pulls out a sawed off shotgun*

You: and then i fucking turn into a wolf and fucking tear out your esophagus with my fucking FANGS

Stranger: dear lord I'm a doctor not a werewolf hunter, *puts aside the shotgun and pulls out a large hunting knife* bring it!

You: then

i come to my senses and perform emergency surgery on you and bring you

back to life. however, i have transformed you into a FUCKING WOLF

You: a FUCKING WOLF holding a knife

Stranger: EPIC

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first try:onnecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyyYou: hello thereYou: i m kinda of a noob how do i do itStranger: u a guy or girlYou: girlStranger: okYou: so how does it workYou: i know i need eggsStranger: how does what workYou: how do i make an omegleYou: please tell me my husband is gonna kick my ass if he sees im not in the kitchenStranger: wtf is an omegleStranger: this is just a site random people talk to eachotehr u idiotYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: hey :DYou: yoStranger: yo!Stranger: how are you?You: do you like steak?Stranger: yeahStranger: how about you?You: my favorite is the kind with the meatYou: ya knoow?You: like the cow steak off the grill?You: deliciousStranger: yup!Stranger: soYou: yo, mashed taters too dawg!You: cant go wrong wit dat shitYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
 
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You: first

Stranger: hi there ;)

Stranger: first?

You: how do you get to chads gap?

Stranger: between chad's legs?

You: no your fat and fail

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Stranger: hey

You: what up

Stranger: not much

Stranger: u?

You: nothing really, but do you know anyway to get a jizz stain off a shirt?

Stranger: use ur tongue

Stranger: why?

You: well why didnt i think of that

Stranger: haha

Stranger: m or f?

You: m

Stranger: oh thats awkward

You: meh

Stranger: ya

Stranger: so bye

 
You: hey baybeStranger: u a girl or a guyStranger: ima guyYou: bothYou: wanna hook uStranger: u a tranny..Stranger: wtfYou: no. hermaphroditeStranger: WTFYou: elllo guv'nor?Stranger: U A HERMAPHRODITE???You: up for a spot of tea?You: british hermaphroditeYou: 'ave any crumpets on ya, guv'nor?
 
Stranger: helloYou: georgeYou: ^my nameStranger: of the jungle?You: why, blasted you have foun meYou: i like candles, do you?Stranger: i like horsh shooesYou: pft cant even typeYou: ^take that backYou: so do iStranger: i cant eitherYou: i like to throw them at people taking walks with their childrenYou: horseshoes that isStranger: babies are even more funStranger: yes horseshoesYou: oh yea, you got no ideaYou: did you know you can make delicious sausage out of babiesYou: baby eels that is!
You: they electricute youStranger: ahhStranger: then u eat them rightYou: yepYou: so what do you do on your spare timeYou: ?Stranger: enjoy playing my guitarYou: aahh, i like to play my cockYou: and skiYou: alotStranger: my cock enjoys playing with meYou: its a good thing as martha stewart saysYou: i have to go eat a sausage, bye bye
 
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You: hi

You: sex

You: now

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Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: I have a nice smile

You: i have a nice cat

Stranger: That's cool

You: its hard to type because she keeps clawing at my crotch. that thing goes fucking nuts when i give it catnip

Stranger: Ha I'd like to see that!!

You: your boring

Stranger: Well I haven't told you about my fab sexual position

You: what is that? my favorite is the nigga flip

Stranger: How does that go? I like the reverse helicoper

Stranger: R u a guy or a girl?

You: im a girl

You:http://www.niggaflip.com/ check that out

Stranger: I wll where you at?

You: what?

Stranger: Where are you?

You: first where are you?

Stranger: In Ontario

You: holy shit me too. are you m/f?

Stranger: I'm s guy

You: oh nice you wanna cyber

Stranger: Sure..

You: first i put on my fischer price spongebob bike helmet cause this shit is gonna be rough

Stranger: Ha

You: all i have on is my power ranger tightie whities

You: my nipples are as hard as diamonds

Stranger: Holy fuck

Stranger: Yur awesome

You: your eyebrows make me drip so much fucking sweat

Stranger: Thrush@live.ca. Just in case lol

You: i don't have email. i grew up in the stone age

Stranger: I am hard

You: wheres your address

Stranger: London u?

You: i thought you said ontario?

You: i wanna see how close we are too eachother

Stranger: London ontario

Stranger: How old are u?

You: 19 holy shit im from woodstock

You: we should meet up

Stranger: That would be sweet

Stranger: What's yur name

You: Claire Brauns

You: u?

Stranger: Matt

You: i live right on Brock Street, # 110

You: if you wanna come over

You: i want you in me

You: i have a fetish for truckers

You: you should wear a truckers outfit

Stranger: Holy crap what do u look like too bad u. Don't have email

Stranger: I am a trucker

You: i have blonde hair, blue eyes, a strong chin with big lips. i got some nice titties to

Stranger: I like tities

Stranger: Now I'm horny

You: you grab me with you big trucker hands. there all rough and worn out. my shirt must come off

Stranger: Oh yeAh then I drop you down and I pull out my cock and slap you with it before shoving in your mouth

You: oh yeah. i want pleasure too so i slowly take off my pants and rearrange so were 69ing

Stranger: As long as I can put a finger in your ass

You: oh yeah i slowly set my kooter down into your face. you start munching on my hairless pussy.

You: it really gets me wet and im moaning heavily

Stranger: Hairless eh ? That's sexy... I'm watching porn here too... I luv eating schorl out...

You: yeah then you move your left hand to my ass. slide that finger in baby!

Stranger: A girl. Ha stroking here...

Stranger: Ok... Gonna cum baby!!!

You: oh

yeah you fucking stick your finger in my ass. i continue to blow you.

your too violent and hit the wrong spot in my ass. i fucking diarhea

all over your face. you proceed to fucking vomit your brains out all

over my FUCKING COCK BECAUSE IM A GUY

Stranger: Wow. That's hilarious cause I'm a 15 yr old really, so you are a pervert!!gross sicko!!

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: im horney

You: oh, hello i did not see you there

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Stranger: hii

Stranger: are you a dude?

You: yeah

Stranger: ok god

Stranger: good

Stranger: lol

You: whats up?

Stranger: nm

Stranger: straightening my hair and chatting

You: multitasking.. tricky

Stranger: I'm talented

Stranger: haha

Stranger: wanna cyber quicky

You: maybe?

Stranger: wait how old are you

You: 18

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: good

Stranger: I'm 17

Stranger: my bf and I broke up a couple weeks ago

You: harsh

Stranger: and I haven't had any actiion

Stranger: and I'm a little

Stranger: "excited"

You: oh really?

You: how excited are you?..

Stranger: quite a bit

You: sexy

Stranger: I'm not ugly or anything

Stranger: i broke up with him cuz he failed to tell me he was engaged

Stranger: so yeahh

You: awkward

You: ...

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: you're hot right?

You: of course, i'm downright sexy

Stranger: yay

Stranger: I've never tried this btw

Stranger: I've sexted though

You: me either

Stranger: oh wow i don't think we'll get anywhere then

You: well then

You: what do you want to do about that?

Stranger: umm idk

Stranger: do you wanna just wing it?

You: sure, i'm down

Stranger: alright

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: muuaah

You: uhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Stranger: wth is that?

You: what is it not

You: what is muah?

You: lol

 
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