Your First Time

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Jackpot

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Was it romantic? Random? or just some one-nighter? how did you 'lose your virginity'? i don't want many details, just to know if it was something that meant a lot to you, or if it was all in passion and lust

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maybe youre gay

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well, mine was romantic, handy and i where sittin there, on the computer, when i stumbled on to a ... uh... website... yes... a website... and we uh... ya know... had some 'fun' handy is great at thta kinda stuff. she will always be there for me. handy. i love her so

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 70/2000
 
did he treat you right martock?

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
It was damn good, but I regret it. I skipped a whole day of school and he picked me up and were still half-clothed in front of the television. It was stupid, and I never talked to him again when he tried calling. :(

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
I lost mine on a one nighter when I was 19. thats right, 19. I'm not ugly or anything, I was dating this catholic girl. she thought head was gross and wouldn't have sex / move out with a guy until she was married. After I borke up with her, I became a man whore and I regret it. I wish I was still a virgin. Her name was Amber and she was the hottest and sweetest girl in the world and I'd give up my sense of taste to be with her again. *sniffle* but shes gone for good *sob*

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
no

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

SFHNC 400/2000

 
I'm gonna say no

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
why the hell would i want to tell a hundred people online the first time i had sex and who it was with, it was special im not tellin all you a holes

 
i never said to give details or anything, i just wanted to know if it was special to you, or just a wild sex romp

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dunk sloppy sex not romantic..

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Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation

do you get the information.. or do you need a demonstration?

~Nat~
 
mine was romatic, check my first post for kinda details

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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mine was too, i met this girl a week ago and we really hit it off, so i wanted to loose my virginity to her as did she to me. But there was a problem she was on her period, but we just couldnt wait so we decided to go ahead and do it anyway. Needless to say by the time we were done we were both caked in blood, i mean it was everywhere. My hair was soaked red just from eating her out, i looked like a lion that has just come up from eating a zebra where they have blood all over there face. My toothbrush was literally red when i finished brushing my teeth it was gross. Plus we got shit allllll over her bed because being my first time i didnt know what hole to put it in and when i pulled out her bowels released a stream of greenish orange shit

 
My god, you're disgusting. I really hope you're just fucking around

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
it wasn't bad. She charged me for an hour when I was done in less than two minutes ;/

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
no it was all true, im sorry if it offended anyone but they asked for the first time story and taht was it. Dont you all be disgusted its not like you havent had sex either, if sex grosses you out then you all need to grow up.

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHASHAHHAHAHAHAHA, did u fuck tub girl or something?

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
Whatever. That was just plain wrong. He DID say he didn't want stories

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
fuck whatever having sex isnt that gross, if you want gross you should hear about the second time we did it. That was when she was right in the middle of her perioud, who wwants to hear that story??

 
well lets see...i had known the girl for about 2 days...it wuz over christmas break and this new girl moved in to the house next to me...ahh yes...one thing led to another and bingo!!

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'fuck my ass' - Tenacious D
 
HAHAHAHHAHAAHH FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH dspin7x that was the funniest thing i have ever read in my entire life.....

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yeha dxospin tha twa ssweet man.. i mean . the blond and green shit. i be ytyou had a good time.. you fuck, im stil watin for my first time but i bet yours will alwasy be better, i mean i cant beat that you fuckin son of a bithc..

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
Ok, how about 'how old were you, your first time?'

I was 15.

You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
 
scratch is a fucking liar, he is my little brothers friend and is only 14 right now. Fucking poser.

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hahaha you don't know me. and it was 15.

You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
 
my first time was at the church when i was 8,

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
omg lol ^ nasty!

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you should have seen the load i busted after the 40 days. i could have filled up a water bottle with it - publicenemy1023 (classy eh)

 
oh i see, you were the pastors fovorite 'altar boy' huh?

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Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
I was 18??? I don't remember.... all I know was that I was drunk and it was scary..... It was aight!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

FUN COME ALIVE

 
it was horrible. it lasted 12 minutes including foreplay. the only cool thing was that i lost it on GG Allin's (who is dead now, formerly of The Murder Junkies...a pioneering punk band) girlfriend's couch. ok...nevermind, thats not cool.

 
Catholic ey? Lateralis?

hehe

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
yup,i dont get sore anymore tho but man that priest was huge!!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
ok...umm u dont wanna throw around the term 'raped' cuz it's way not cool...so be sure, did you get raped? or didn't you?

Freezy- are you mormon??

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
i think dspin's post was deleted. i didnt get to read it. im 14 now, but next year ill be a freshman and my girlfriend will be a junior and ill probably be going to the prom...who knows what 15 will bring

Remember you were born a human being

Not a part of their machine
 
i'm 15, lost it not long ago, first time was very romantic yet also hot

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