Your first time (yes, sex)

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Rbamf

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my first time GETTING LAID-

met this girl through one of my friends at a (relatively) young 16 years old.

1st time we hang out. i make out with her and start laughing in the

middle of it. she get pissed. but i kiss her more and it's ok.

2nd time we hang out. i drive her up to the top of a mountain. get her

shirt off. her tits are huuuge, like enormous compared to her skinny

little body. get her pants off. eat her out. i cannot get hard for

the life of me. i will later learn they call this "performance anxiety"

3rd time we hang out. go to her house. make out on her couch. take

her shirt off. huge boobs. she is gorgeous. move to her

bed. get naked. make out. try to get it in. cannot find the

entrance. imagine a blind guy trying to park his car in his garage; but, since he can't see he just runs into the side of his house repeatedly for 20 minutes until he finally gets in by a stroke of luck (no pun intended). lasts about 2

mintues. bam.

like with weed, it only gets better the more you do it.
 
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and also this is not what i meant by "a different thread." i meant there is actually a different thread for you to post in. (not to you gnartron)
 
Any guy who "eats out" a girl after 2 days and has not received ether sex or fellatio is a buster. Going down on a pussy you have never seen in day light is a terrible idea. Could be possibly be worse then going down there for the first time and discovering a green seeping slit. That would be discussing. I also think your story is complete bull shit.
 
I'm just speaking from personal experience. It was the prequel to my first time. Or think how Lion King 1 1/2 is...
 
Mine could have been a red head. Didn't have a RUBBA.

Then we broke up about 2 weeks after. Oh the glory days of being 16.
 
Mine was on a couch while watching Mean Girls on TV... Ironically the part where the gym teacher is telling kids that if you have sex you WILL get AIDS. LOLZ
 
wow. a lot of the responses on here lead me to believe most of you guys are cherishing your v cards. it's ok, youre probably really young.

this shit happened like 11 years ago, btw. the first time smoking weed thread made me remmber it.

and how are you GUYS having blood everywhere you're first time? like your first gay experience or something? im not gonna hate, but damn that gross.
 
pretty sure they're talking about fucking a chick on her period or poppin her cherry?... i thank god i've never experienced either of those
 
when you obleritate the hymen there is some blood involved... virgin blood.. FUCKING VIRGIN PUSSY BLOOD>. fuckin gnarly... your like .. wow i fucked you and theres blood on my cock.. !!! and she crying trying to act like she liked it.. but no girl like the first time.. unless they frigged the shit out them slefs before they had sex the first time... end rant!
 
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