Your final meal

I would eat it in the middle of the day, with many courses. Like a breakfast lunch dinner and dessert. Then coffee and cocktails.
 
burger with lettuce, tomato, bacon, pickles, mustard, ketchup, relish, and some onions. bun toasted.

a side of poutine with lots of vinegar on it and some cayenne peppers.

a triple jack and coke.

a slice of chocolate cake and cool whip, refrigerator temperature.

 
Full serving of baby back ribs with BBQ sauce on it, with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy and as well as spring salad with oil and vinegarI would have a rye and ginger to drink and a canole for desert.
 
I would have a local chef make me his sauteed gnocchi (preferably prepared with a goat cheese cream and some sort of house made bacon), braised short ribs, and onion rings with the curry aioli. And I'd make Shia Lebeouf and Joseph Gordon-Levitt serve it to me in just aprons. I'd also hope that they'd feed it to me.
 
i would have multiple courses, first i would eat a ceasar salad like my dad makes. then i would have buffalo wings, then i would eat sushi, then mulitple japanese and thai foods, then finish it off with a huge fucking sunday.
 
A big ass steak, various kinds of potatoes, maybe some cheese, onions, mushrooms, garlic, A1 motherfucking steak sauce, and maybe some asparagus and broccoli. And beer. Definitely beer. It has to be good beer though.
 
omg I forgot beer, what the fuck was I thinking?? Definitely a pint of Sam, boston lager. That or Flying Dog's old scratch.
 
16 oz filet mignon from Peter Lugers topped with some bacon (why the hell not), a glass of ice cold milk, my moms homemade mashed potatoes with butter, salt, and pepper, a side of Annies Mac and Cheese, onion rings from the Met Bar, and of course the veuvveeeeeeeeeeee

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served by Olivia Wilde, Jessica Alba, and my girl, all three of them wearing nothing

on a beach in Barcelona, Spain

preferably during the sunset hours

 
I would order a steak really well done with a wong tong (sp?) soup. midway through the meal I would request a steak knife as it's really dry and hard to cut. as the ninja holding me captive hands me the knife I gouge both his eyes out with the chop sticks I was using for my soup. The other ninjas surround me quickly but now I have a knife to protect myself with. I would then kick my chair at one of the ninjas and then stab the other one in the shoulder and steal his katana. I now have a katana that i can use to escape with.
 
...but, you're forgetting the key thing here. They are ninjas. You would be dead before you even picked up your chopsticks.
 
Rack of lamb is so good. I change mine to this but still with Olivia Wilde in nothing but an apron and high heels
 
Really expensive crab with champagne. I can't go into more detail because I'm too broke to eat crab often but when I tried a bit it was delicious
 
I would have to do small amounts of a lot of different foods, like 2 crab legs, a small steak with bacon, some garlic mashed potatoes, a small thing of corn on the cob, a few bbq ribs and a deep fried monte cristo. Dessert would have to be these molten chocalate cake things this Italian Restaurant makes, with a DPA to wash it all down.
 
very well prepared halibut, baked potato, tiger prawns, lobster tail, huckleberry pancakes, a glass of milk with unlimited refills, and a few bowls of quality marijuana topped with hash oil
 
A big juicy homemade burger with lettuce, tomato, onion and homemade onion marmalade with costco fries on the side.

served of course by none other than megan fox.
 
I would probbably eat some nice cooked waffles some blueberries and strawberries and a little bacon. Got to keep it something simple yet delicouse
 
A dope ass pizza from cali, with some warm chocolate chip cookies, a glass of cherry pepsi.... mmm
 
rare extra juicy USDA Prime Steak, mashed potatoes, broccoli, Brussel sprouts with garlic butter, and lots of chocolate for dessert
 
A nice rare ostrich steak topped with bacon, with countless bahamian stone crab claws, my dads homemade mashed potatoes, pan seared asparagus, and my moms honey carrots. Nice big glass of milk and a glass of Dom Perignon '66. Finally a nice peanut butter pie to end it off.
 
i would have breakfast for dinner.

corned beef hash over hash browns. with two over hard eggs. cinnamon sugar toast a stack of pancakes with real maple syrup. a big glass of orange juice
 
True, Dom 66 is just a prized year, and I've always wants to try some thats from that long ago
 
a couple key location settings. Meal is in cape cod, looking out over nantucket at sunset in the summer.

Appetizer. Fried calamari

1st course. W

12 oz prime rib, medium rare with tobasco snd A

1 sauce.

2nd course. Crab legs and lobster tail.

3rd course. Id finish dinner off with a meal of dark turkey neat and gravy made by none other than my mom.

Dessert 1. To open up dessert id start with some weed brownies. 5 or 6

dessert 2. Id close dessert with a homemade chocolate lava cake drizzled with rasberry sauce.

Then id get on a private jet and fly to california to catch the sunset out there, where i would propmtly die lying on the beach as the west coast sun washed over me and the tied caught my body and pulled it out to see.
 
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