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Lateralis

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DANE COOK all the way,fucken hilarious and dave chapelle

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
PABLO FRANSISCO, KATHLEN MADIGAN, STEPEHN LYNCH, and ROBIN WILLIAMS

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
Dane Cook is kewl too

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
Kramer, JErry, uhghhhhhhhhh. people from just for laughs.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Official Benditto Hater Of NewSchoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.

Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
 
PABLO FRANSISCO is the best ever though...

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
i seen wade mcelwai ( his show is gutterball alley) live in ottawa at yuk yuks,hes fucken hilarious too

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
Jerry Seinfeld for president!!!!!!!!

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
Dave Chapelle & Robin Williams because of this quote; 'Cocaine is for people that are too lazy to roll a joint.'

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
dane cook is by far one of the funniest men alive...if you dont believe me and the others above, go to his website at www.danecook.com

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
how did you find out my secret

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
Dane Cook kicks ass.

his whole thing about that toy Simon that beeps? GOLD!

Troublemaking, LoneBoarder Thug 'o' The Hill... will do anything for a price, but the price is gonna be high
 
Eddie Murphy 'no, seriously tho, i kid the homosexuals because....well....they homosexuals'

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'Did you ever think that you would be this rich, did you ever think that you would have these hits, did you ever think that i'd flash the nine and walk off with your shit like its mine' 50
 
Chris Rock, Seinfield, Bob newheart

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
dave chapelle adam sandler and chris tucker are funny

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
chapelle, larry david is hilarious, cook is awesome, jim brewer, norm macdonald... christopher walken.. ahhaha jokes

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
either Robin Williams or David Spade.

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Geurilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

'Reading is fun...d...funda...fundame....uh...reading is really... good'

: : : :::Viva La Resistance::: : : :

 
Triumph the Insult comic dog.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
^ good one, for me to poop on!

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
Has anyone seen Robin Williams Live On Broadway? .... so funny.

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Troublemaking, LoneBoarder Thug 'o' The Hill... will do anything for a price, but the price is gonna be high
 
dave chapelle for sure!!!!!!! that guy is off the hook.'bitch i live in a fuckin trash can..' oh the glory. and eddie murphy's delerious was fockin halarious too...

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
PABLO FRANSISCO!!!!

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
You guys are crazy, I can't believe no one has said fucking GEORGE CARLIN, perhaps the funniest man you will ever see or hear. Dave Chapelle and Robin Williams have some good work as well.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
Robin Williams talking about golf. Who has seen that. i really cried it was so funny

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P R O U D___C A N A D I A N

Ah fuck it, just huck it..EH
 
pablo fransisco, robin williams, other ppl i dont know the names of

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
robin williams all the way. this is just my humble opinion, but andy dick is pretty hilarious too

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If you have any questions-feel free to ask although i can't guarantee you'll get an answer, comments-only good ones should be sent, or concerns...good-i'm happy for you.
 
i just bought robin williams live in broadway today,i only watched about mmm id say half and it was funny as hell

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
oh yeah...can't forget the local man...Denis Leary...funny as hell. his fat fucks skit, etc....

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
I loved 'The Job' with Dennis Leary, I though it was the funniest show on TV last year.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Bombing for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.
 
George Carlin - Funniest Man Ever

'Ever have deja Vu? like its happened before...

well ever have vuja de? where it happened before it did.. NO of course not'

'Capital Punishment.. they should bring back beheading and set it on a hill with numbered slots so when the head rolls down you have to mob to bet on which one.... Monday Night Executions.. they could have an execution during halftime of each monday night game but the football season doesnt last long enough we need to bring this to other sporting events. another form of execution is to put the gut in a catapult and throw in straight inbto a brick wall..THUD. but thats over too quick we need to have training catapults have like 7 to 10 go one after another..'

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aim: freeskier9001260
http://www.zealoptics.com/

Wachusett Crew

Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
 
Anyone here heard of Sean Cullen? So far him, Dane Cook, and Steven Lynch have made me laugh the most.

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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!!

-One of three horny NS bitch-asses

-Co-creator of the sporfife
 
wow, only 2 people said george carlin and only one for steven wright. they are the two funniest men alive

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
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