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the-east-isnt-that-bad

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ok, so I was in school today and some little bitch ass sophmore was like, 'your dad was great in bed last night!' And I punched him dead in the face (not because I was insulted but because he actually said something that retarded) and I got four 2 hour detentions for it! If a man doesn't have the right to punch somebody for having stated that that somebody slept with your dad the previous night then, well, that just fucking blows!!! how many of you would've punched him, I mean, c'mon

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you are lucky you didnt get suspended. in my old school you would have gotten suspended for sure.

but yea...what a dumb ass kid. who says that.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
hahahahahaha as if he said that

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yeah, suspended for sure, but yeah, i might've smacked him.

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A guy said that about your dad...dodgy to say the least...

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I would have spared the time it took to punch him in the face, wait till the little guy got on the bus, followed the bus to the kid's house and then project a glass gar full of rabid fireants in his general direction.

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flashbang grenades, wha?

did he just come out of nowhere and say that, or did you actually have a conversation, and then he said that? that's the key part.....

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In our school anyone involved in a fight is fined $350 and arrested and charged.

better to burn out...

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you shoulda brought him to your house and inroduced him to your dad.

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i would have done the same. i'd have given him one haymaker to the jaw to knock the kid out for sure. and about the detentions, who cares, at least you punched him, you did the right thing.

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy

 
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haha, i was in the library at my school today on this site and this girl goes ur mom was good in bed yesterday, and i go spoken like a true man, ohh wait ur a girl, and too her friend she was like i dont look like a man do i

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Hahahaha if someone said that about my dad, I'd just laugh at them. My dad's a fucking asshole stupid shit face and can rot in Hell or where ever. Anyone who fucks my dad is a poor creature, and yes... that includes my mom. Poor woman.

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when people say that to me, i just say something like 'that mustve sucked'

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lol that's awesome

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This year I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

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i would have come up with something witty to put him in his place like the rabbit kills all if the giant doesnt save the girl

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you should have asked him if he brought cash this time or had to write a check.

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i also heart my parents. they also send me money when i have none. which is often since i dont have a job. and they buy all my food.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i would of BROKEN THE LITTLE SLUTS NECK or say my dad was dead and make him feel like shit or axe to the head always works

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I wouldn't have said anything. I'd first go home and check with my dad to see if it was true, and if it wasn't, only after my facts were verified, would I approach this kid and ask him not to be so rude. Violence solves nothing!

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my dad is dead. thats why i would have ruined that little assclown's life.

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy

 
First off people would not of said that to me because they would get there ass kick from one side of the class to the other (Im mean) yeah i would of knocked him threw the fucking wall but good job.

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haha, I had to apologize to the kid's parents today and they really didn't give a fuck...

I almost felt bad cause like his parents probably beat him too, but then I remembered what he said and what a dick he is and it was all good...

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yeah, i dont have any money either

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I would have said 'yeah, bitch, your putting me through college.'

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who would even say that? like I say that to my friends to be an idiot, but not to some random person. What an ass.

 
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