Your Bryan Gallant has officially quit skiing.

i wouldn't be surprised if he started showing up in adult films. from what i hear he's very well-endowed (see: horse-hung).
 
YouMad.jpg

 
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED! a tosh.0 style web redemption where bryan gets a chance to 270 disaster that exact same setup.. god damn that would be awesome
 
great idea.
it would never make it on tosh.0, though. tosh snowboards and hates rollerblading, so he probably hates skiing too. he also likes hang out with his dog and starring in old taco bell commercials!
 
I don't understand why he has to consicously quit skiing. He could just quit park and ski groomers and pow, or just not ski quite as much. The fact that he is announcing he is quitting skiing seems like he just wants attention.
 
yup. He was always seeking validation & attention, flaunting how good he thought he was. Seemed like that is why he was skiing. Hell, it is seems like that is why a lot of kids are in the park these days.
 
9194304:BryanGallant said:
You guys are so crazy to even bring me up in this forum. I'm not even relevant anymore on the site.

But I will say this:

I know most of you will call me or already have called me; a pussy, a fag, a quitter, etc. It really isn't any of your business what I do with my life kids. I'm walking away from the sport that I loved and was my passion for nearly 10 years of my adolescence through becoming a man.

I know some will be haters and say shit anything to contradict what I am about to write. In the end I helped a lot of people out in skiing. I don't have to name names because I can't. I just remember faces and what it was like to teach people something I cared so passionately about. Whether it was on the bunny hill or their very first lesson in the park, it was my pleasure to create a spark for people.

I know most people that have actually met me in person was when I was indeed arrogant, but no one extended a second chance later in life when people have grown up. I know with such a youthful exuberance on this site, that it is sometimes hard for people to act civilized in forum discussions. So with this, I bid skiing a farewell and maybe we will come back together one day.

This will be my last post on Newschoolers.com

To everyone that knew the real me. I love ya'll. I miss ya. I'm out.

hmmm
 
I get kind of why he quit but besides health complications, quitting skiing because you got roasted way to hard is fuckin hilarious
 
Back
Top