Your Best police storys.

clayborn

clayborn

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Ok so pretty much everyones on this site has one. Post yours and well see who's got the best. maybe vote or something see how this goes. i'll post mine later
 
I got pulled over walking home from a bar for walking in the street, there was no sidewalk for me to walk on, the cop gave me a ride home. the next week my wife and i get pulled over walking home in the same place, no ride home this time.

arrested with my 3 friends in utah for a gram of grass, we get out of jail 12 hours later pick the van up from the impound and find our pipe and a dimebag on the dash they missed during the search of our car.

 
well i was drinking in a park with freinds, playing volley ball and swimming. parks and rec guy called the cops, 2 cops came, we acted sober enough that they just joked around with us a little bit. they were really nice. we had to poor out our booze though. they were really nice. laughed and told us that they got caught for drinking in the same park when they were kids.
 
It's a long story..

but long story short I was really really wasted, in a short sleeve shirt in the middle of winter freezing my ass off. Saw a building with lights (I think?) at 2 am, walked into it. Turned out to be a police station. They asked if I was drinking, I don't remember what I said. They called a cab, I don't remember the ride. I woke up in my bed the next morning, hungover beyond believe, with a card in my hand that had the numbers of the taxi's on campus on it and said "Be safe" on the back.
 
I have 2 pretty sick ones:

My friend and I were coming home from a party, along with 3 other people in the car, and it was 2:00am on a Wednesday. We came up to this part of the road that we've always wanted to race, and the road was empty, so we pinned it. We got going 115 - it's a 50 zone... Anyway, we had slowed down, and were about to continue on our ride home when the lights started flashing from behind us. So we pulled over, and were just like "fuck." After making us sit there for like 10 minutes, the cop came over and asked for liscence and registration. So we gave him the liscence, and the insurance, and he went back to his car. Then he came back after 15 minutes, and told us the insurance had expired a year ago. So my buddy just said "oh yeah my parents bought new insurance the other day, it's just that they had it in the other car cuz they hadn't driven this one to the insurance place." So the cop said ok and went back to his cruiser. After about another 10 minutes he came back and was just like "do you have any idea how fast you were going back there? We clocked you at 98 in a 50 zone... that's an automatic $350 minimum ticket, along with possible fine increases and liscence suspension - not to mention your insurance is expired." (He was saying all this in a really strict voice, and we were all just like 'oh shit this sucks major penis!') But then he became all nice and was like "But because you have a clean record, I decided to give you a break. I lowered the ticket down to 5 over, and if you take the insurance ticket to court and you show them your new insurance, they should tear it up. Have a nice night, and drive safe." And then he left. HOW FREAKIN' SICK IS THAT?!?!?

Here's my other one:

One of my buddies and I were at a huge street jam/festival this one time, and we had some beers in our packs and my friend and his friend had a half-o each in their bags. A group of cops walked by as we were in a park waiting to meet up with some ppl, and they asked us to leave because they had been tipped off that a fight was going down in the park (the year before, huge brawls had happened and like 10 ppl got stabbed). Anyway, we gaught up, and the beers clanked. They asked us to stay and asked if they could search our bags. (In total we had a 24 between our bags). We weren't in the mood to jerk around, so we just said fuck it and let them search. They pulled us aside, and took out the beers and asked to see ID. We didn't have any, so they confiscated them. Then, one of them asked us "Is there anything else I should know about in these bags?". My buddy was just like "yeah" and both him and the other guy pulled out the weed. My friend was like "i'm not dealing, it's not dimed out or anything, it's just for me so pls don't press dealing charges". The cop then pulled me and him over, and was like "boys, the only reason I'm not going to press charges, is because you've been really cooporative tonight, and I frankly have to worry about bigger issues happening in the park. Sorry to have ruined your evening about the beer." And then he let us all go. To top it all off, when we left the park, we opened up the bags to check them, and both the bags of weed were still there! How sick was that?!?

Anyway, I just think if you aren't a dick to the cop, and you cooperate, they'll be nice back to you. It's all about respect!

 
Nah cops are dicks unless yes they are worried about stabbings or shootings. Otherwise they have nothing else to do except fuck with you. I have had cops pull me over and stop when i was sober and drunk and threaten me with jailtime drug dogs, license suspension, and the whole time i just said" i do not consent to a search of my person or my belongings" Honestly they are douches . I have meet chill cops who know whats up and don't care if you are drunk/ in possesion or what as long as you aren't beligerent, but some cops are douches just looking to fill their ticket/arrest quota for the night. And if you think quotas aren't real, my good friend in a police officer and on thurs-sat nights he has to arres or ticket 10 or more people for drinking/mip/drunk in public (lives in a college town).

So moral of the story don't ever consent and fuck the popo
 
In response to the posts above-- it depends on the cop. They're people too, and just like people some are assholes and some are cool. The posts above show there are certainly some cool ones who have to enforce the laws because.. well they're the laws but aren't asses about it and then there are some who decide to take things too far simply because they can.
 
walking home from a party with two girls. one is walking no trudging shitcocked through the middle of the street, my beer bong around her neck. bondville cop pulls up along side. you guys need a ride? 'no thanks' and they drive off

then theres a really long story about cam crashing his car on his way to my house and we got breatalized the morning after the party and failed after ddriving my sister to work. but it just sucked we''ll leave it at that
 
I busted out the window in a police cruiser while the cop was arresting my friend for public intoxication and underage drinking. Good times.
 
okay so my dad decides to pak in an illegal space while im in the car so he runs into the store hy-vee i think and so the cop comes rolling up and he asks me why im parked here i look at him and look around then start acticing like a retard and talking like nahhhhhhhnuhhhneeehhhanahahn and he just says have a nice day and drives off freaked out

it was awesome
 
got arrested for, i guess, breaking into a gymnastics facility to practice for skiing.  bunch of cops showed up, searched us, then they started talking about all the shit we were going to have to face, and then mid-sentance the guy was talking started laughing and all the other cops did too, and they just said  "have a good night, but dont let us catch you around here again"
 
not really a cop story but a security guard/towtrusk story:

i was with my dad going to a red sox game and we decided to take the T so we didnt have to deal with traffic and whatever. so we go to this station thats about 20mins from our house and are loking for a parking space but this was a wednesday afternoon so it was full from commuter cars. we drove aroudn for 5 mins and then decided that we would just risk it and park at the bertuccis parking lot across the street. we pulled the e brake cocked the wheels all that jazz so it would be more annoying for them to tow and went off to the game. when we came back we arrived to a security guard and a couple tow trucks pulling cars out of the parking lot that had been parked there all day for free and we had a sticker on ours indicating that they were going to take it next but they were off loading up a little civic to one of teh two trucks. so we rushed over to the car and just got inside and took the sticker off and started to drive away. the security guard then comes from a couple spaces down in his fucking renta cop car SUV thing and parks it as we were backing out so that we "wouldnt be able to get by". so we drive up to it and he is trying to ignore us by helping the guys load up the civic. we drive over to see if we could possibly get around and we figure out that we couldnt fit without hitting the renta cop suv so we just backed up and waited. then the tow truck with the civic loaded pulls it out of the parking space into the middle of the lot and they go over to start loading up another car trying to make us wait as long as they could since they couldnt tow us any more but we saw that we could now just drive over this small median of grass where the civic was parked so we drove over it and waved to the security guard who was obviously peeved and said "you vedy luuucky man" with a glare
 
long story, but me and my folks went halvsies on a vw jetta for a high school graduation present. i lived 20 miles out of town and the 15 miles of 55mph highway before our dirt road was money for hauling ass, probably saw 2 cops in four years of high school. Anyways, a month after i got the car i was of course hauling ass on the twisty road with my german foreign exchange buddy in the car with me around dusk. I come around a blind corner and accelerate to 95-100 and my radar detector lights up as a cop comes out of nowhere coming towards me flips his lights on and slams on his brakes, but there is nowhere to turn around so he has to go around the blind corner i just came from. I think about stopping and i look at my buddy and just say "fuck it" to him and floor it. It was about two miles to the next town and pretty straight, went between 100-120 all the way to town. Get into town go around the first corner (50 in a 35) and another sherriff already has his lights on coming at me but has to turn around too, i floor it again and whip around the block and pull into some alley, flip the car off and run into the grocery store. As i was walking in i see boh cops driving around the block and then up the highway out of town. probably one of the scariest things in my life. I probably would have gone to jail for this shit, i'm sooo lucky. In retrospect, it was pretty exciting and fun, and a good story.
 
hah, you are just lucky. a lot of times they will just arrest you. generally they dont let people off, unless you live somewhere where there is a lot of serious crime.

 
me and my friends were walking home from school having a snowball fight and then we walked our seperate way. me and 2 other friends walk almost the same way to our houses and all off a sudden this cop turns on his siren, crosses over 3 lanes so he's facing the wrong way and yells at us to come over to him. he says we "match the description" and if he see's us throwing snowballs again we'll be in handcuffs in the back of his car
 
just15 minutes ago a bunch of friends and me finished a power hour and went to some friends' flag football game a little drunk. apparently the refs got angry about that and called the cops during the game. me and two buddies got into one of our cars (we had a DD) and sat there while the cops patrolled the parking lot. we were all over 21 so we had nothing to worry about and we had no alcohol on us. we pulled out and left but the cops stopped another car with some friends that were there and they had some closed beers. not sure what happened to them though. haven't found out yet.

hahahaha storys...
 
party got busted i ran to the back, i was going to jump out the window, but a cop said to go to the front room or he would tazer me, i listened
 
One time I was at a (high school, back for winter break from college) party and the cops came. Underage drinking is a huuge no-no in my town. I was at the front of the house and everyone sprinted to the back out the back door, and I was one of the last ones out. Now before I continue, let me point out that earlier in the night I killed a 40 of OE and then half of the next one, that I ended up giving to my buddy because he had nothing. One and a half 40s of malt liquor isn't very much at all, but easily enough for me to put up numbers on the breathalyzer and as I later find out, make my eyes jump around. Anyways, as I'm about to jump the fence, I realize one of the cops is like a foot behind me screaming, so I stop and turn around and walk back inside. I was nervous and a little drunk. Since everyone there was underage, the cops make us call our parents. He separates us into two groups, one group of kids that admit they were drinking and the other group that claims they are sober. He deals with the drunk kids first, writes them their 182 dollar tickets and sets them on their way. There are three kids that claim they are sober, including myself. The cop shines a flashlight right in your eyes and moves his finger back and forth. He said that if there is alcohol in your system and you follow the finger, your eyes will jump and skip uncontrollably and unnoticeably to me. The first two kids pass with flying colors, while my eyes are jumping off the charts. I swear to him again that I haven't been drinking, and he goes "ok, we'll see about that when the magic flashlight comes." I was like "sir, isn't that a flashlight in your hand?" He replies "yeah, but the one at the station is a flashlight/breathalyzer combo." I'm still a little drunk and feeling loose so I turn to my friend and say "yeah, I think I saw that on sale at Target yesterday, It's a great combo item and a really good deal." He does not find this funny. At this point, my mom knows I've been drinking, and tries to get me to give myself up. Hell no, I've been lying for a half hour and I'm going down fighting.  Another 20 minutes goes by and the magic flashlight arrives. The cop brings me outside, holds it in front of my face and goes "say your name kid." I inhale a little, spit out "Dan Brown" and step back.  The officer holding the flashlight goes "it's clean." The one that conducted the eye test goes "It's clean?!" and he goes "yup." At this point, I realize it may have been a mistake, so I grab my moms keys, sprint through the house and lock myself in the car, I wasn't letting them make me take another fucking test in case that was a mistake.  Sorry taht was kind of long and not that satisfying, but I was really really amused at the time.
 
one time a cop closed an entire road for a fire that was non existent, so i said fuck you nukka, gave him a dime and he let me by.
 
I have a couple close call MIP stories, then a real MIP story. But I don't really feel like going in depth...
 
On a messy night out in South Africa, a group of us are trying to find our way to a club... then a police van pulls up and this fat beatch of an officer gets out. Asks us for ID. Then says to one girl 'You're drunk, get in the van", to another "you're small, get in" and to me "you're scottish, get in". haha when we argued about this they said they were doing us a favour cause we were being followed by the 2 biggest thieves in town
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every halloween me and my cousin and his friends go to this big neighborhood were mad shit goes down.  There are at least 5 county cop cats rolling around sometimes more cuz of al lthe vandilism that goes down.  Like when you see head lights no matter what it is cop or not you hit it with waterballons eggs what ever you got.  So last year me my cousin and his crazy friend took a iron chain and tied it around a tree and my  cousins friend i shit you not  army crawled upp behind a parked cop car(there was big group of kids infront of him he was making sure no1 was fighting i think) and hooked the other end onto the back fender area of the car.  My cousin then ran infront of the car hit the windshiled with eggs and ran the cop went to follow him and ripped off the back bumper from the chain.  funniest thing i have ever encountered.
 
haha thats pretty intense. i do that all the time like if a cop has to take a little while to turn around, i just gun it and take the next turn or something.

not really a great cop story but it happened last night so thats why im thinking of it. i was at this frat party off campus and i was a little drunk, not too bad though.. so i was playing pong in the room just when you enter the house, and then the pres of the fraternity comes through and shouts "EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT YOUR DRINKS DOWN" and i turn and there are some cops in the doorway and the door is open. Then some kid creeps up behind the door and starts to close it, but the cop like bashes it back open and says not to close it. So pretty much everyone starts filing out of the room, away from the door. We get to the downstairs, where there's another exit, and there's another pong table set up. So i go up to the kid thats playing and explain that i was just playing upstairs when the cops came, and ask if i can take my shot down here, since I still have my ball in my hand. But he said no cause he's a dick, so me and my friends left and started walking back to campus which is like 3 miles probably. Then we decide that walking is a retarded idea and a couple of the kids are pretty drunk, so we call my friend who has mono and can't go out to come pick us up at the grocery store which is like the halfway point or so. So we get to the food store and we're waiting around for my friend to come, and they have all these pumpkins outside for halloween. So i pick one up because i wanted it and i don't have a pumpkin yet, and i was going to just steal it. Then I see this cop car coming from the far side of the parking lot with his really bright lights on like they do sometimes. I just drop the pumpkin and it smashes... turns out it was a taxi, but it was the same kind of car as cop cars, like a crown victoria or whatever.. the kind of car that no one except for cops has. Anyway, my friend finally came and i just grabbed another pumpkin.

THE END

 
I'm proud to say I have never had an encounter with a policemen, I'm still a young kid though. I was once in the car though when my dad got pulled over for going about 95+ on the freeway. That's about it though.
 
its illegal to skate in my hometown back in ohio and we routinely break the speed limit on longboards on all three hills funneling into main street- anyway a cop stopped us as we were hiking the bomber on the end of main into town at like midnite and told us he got complaints of kids dodging traffic (at 12?). so he told lectured us blah blah ends up letting us bomb while watching then drives to the bottom and clocks us with his radar gun goin 40. he rolls up when we finish ands is like "you guys are crazy. have a good one" and rolls.
 
so this one time me and like 4 other people were chilling behind this bulldozer thing in a parkinglot, sitting in the thing that scoops the dirt. we were smoking bowls and being gangster and shit for like maybe 20 minutes. All of a sudden my friend gets a wierd feeling and says he feels sketched out. so me and him and 1 other kid leave. we are walking down the sidewalk and i decide to turn around to check shit out. sure enought 2 pigs come screaming around the corner with their lights on. obviously we take off. me and each of the other kids had like a 20 on us so we ditch that and keep sprinting. this is all happening at like 12 at night. so we are running down the side walk and sure enough my mom rolls up. i immediatly dive into some tall grass on the side of the road and so do my buddies just because we look sketchy. so basicallly this kid a has a sixth sense for pigs.
 
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