My Parent Always Over-react When Our Van Falls In A Pond
So there's is this place that me and my friends visit frequently to smoke a few bowls every now and then. its a very chill place. there is a pressure release pipe that lets steam come out and it froze all over these trees and made an ice volcano. quite a cool sight. anyway, i've been going to this place all winter, and i loved it. so the other day its fairly warm and me and my buddy decide to take and drive and smoke a couple bowls down at this place (its called the 4H). so we go down there and i drive to where i usually park, but i noticed it was a hell of a lot bumpier this time. so i park out in the middle, we get out, smoke a couple bowls then hop back in the car and start going in reverse...
Well apparently, this place is flooded with about 5 feet of water, which i thought was just snow on top of dirt. there are these huge mounds of dirt everywhere, so i thought it was a place where they dump shit.
so as i'm going in reverse, i turn the wheel and BAM, the ice breaks under the right front tire. my friend slams his head on the window and i just keep the minivan (yes, i drive a minivan) moving. then the left front tire goes in the break in the ice and thats where i remain.
so now i'm stuck out in the middle of this random place about 10 miles from home with a car with the front axle under water. as soon as me and my friend start walking out, this guy in a truck comes down and we ask him for help. he starts to go in, then, surprise surprise, his rear right tire goes under. (this guy was ultra sketchy too).
so i give my friend all my smoking shit and he calls his friend to come pick him up. so now i'm alone with this sketchy guy and a van half under water.
now here's the fun part, i get to call my dad (mind you i'm blazed) and have him come down and help me out. so i give my parents a call and they flip. my dad comes down, about ready to kill me and i tell him me and my friend just came down to look at the ice volcano (he bought it because i do shit like this all the time).
so we call a tow truck and wait. meanwhile, the sketchy guy had used my cell to call his dad to come get him. his dad shows up and pulls him out because he's close to shore, where as i'm in the middle.
so the tow truck shows up and the guy decides he can take the truck out on the ice. so he goes out and breaks through the ice about 30 times, but since the truck was a beast, he could just plow through it.
so finally he winches the van and pulls it out and about 2 seconds later, you guessed it, i fall through again. this time, i'm even deeper. so he winches it again and i get off the ice as fast as possible.
so now my parents aren't letting me drive their cars anymore and i'm to poor to afford my own. not to mention the $140 i owe my dad for the tow truck.
My Parent Always Over-react When Our Van Falls In A Pond
Part II
alright, there's more to the van+pond story. my cousin was my smoking buddy from the summer, and we hadn't smoked together since august, so i took him the 4H to show him how cool it was there. he loved it.
as soon as i got home from getting my van out of the water, i leave a message on his voicemail that was something like 'i just the most incredible thing happen to me. you'll love it.'
so about 6 hours later around 10:30, i get a call from my cousin. the first thing he says is 'DUDE! you think you had incredible experience today. well guess what! i came out to the 4H with a few of my friends and apparently its a pond and my car is stuck!'
this is where i pause. i think to myself, 'did i tell him about what happened yet? and is he just making fun of me for being retarded?' well i think back and realize i hadn't told him.
so i tell him the EXACT same thing had happened to me and thats why my day was incredible. so i ask him where he was stuck and, you guessed it, in the same spot i was stuck. he was stuck in the exact same hole my van was stuck in. he also told me while he was on the phone with me that two coyotes or mountain lions were circling his car.
so he calls his friend's parents and they bring their land rover down to try and pull him out. obviously they get stuck too. so they call a tow truck, and yes, the same guy that pulled me out goes to pull him out. my cousin said he was pissed.
so this was a pretty crazy coincidence.
ps: my cousin was actually just planning on showing his friends the ice volcano and thats what they told his friend's parents they were doing. well yesterday my cousin told me that the kid's parents actually went back to the 4H to look at the ice volcano because it was cool.
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