You wont believe this.

[skiierman]

New video on NSMB.com shows Timo Pritzles' attempt at gaping the box at the crankworks slopestyle event that happend a few months ago. Here is two clips showing his attempt.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

 

[Tosh]

where the videos?

 

[proZach]

what the hell is he jumping over

(zach)

help me get an iPod!

 

[ATLANTASKI]

i dont get it

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

CRIME MOB HOE

 

[skiierman]

Here he is falling out of the sky.

and here is what he was trying to jump. See that Scaffolding/box? Yeah...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

 

[kyle_w]

video

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

 

[-=koLLac=-]

timo is da man

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

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[r5tommy]

that was so sick! what was he thinking???

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[coolcat410]

im not too familar with bmxers. But i hope that siemens is pronounced like semen.

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Team Fresh

 

[kyle_w]

^haha, bmxers, NSMB MB= mountain bike

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

 

[coolcat410]

yeah like i said, im not too familar.

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Team Fresh

 

[CTD]

timo rules. sooo good. mountain biking is insane, i just wish i was better.

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO

 

[Bangor]

someone said that timo was a bmx'er, i was like, what the fuck?!?!?!?!? that's a mountain bike!

but that's absolutely sick. i wish i was half as hardcore on a bike as i am on skis

i acutally tried to bike a line in the woods that i ski alot in the winter. i ate shit so badly, it was a joke. no contest, glade skiing is easier than glade biking.

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[Trash]

that is absolutely wild.

 

[*Fujative*]

in the videos link, which vid is it?

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eat.breathe.sleep.ski

Blair Chicken Project Trailer

BLP

 

[skiierman]

^ The video at the top.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.