You wake up in bed with the user above you...

pound his cake also we will be waking up in this bed...
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Coming from the dude asking the same 12 year Olds medical advice but

Get checked for aids/date rape drugs in my system
 
If everyone is waking up wih the person above them in bed I would wonder how the hell all these people fit in to my bed!
 
chop up with hatchet and grill some of the pieces for dinner. save the rest for later
 
ask him how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta.

can't believe i lucked out and got a guy from alta.
 
while you still sleeping sneak out of bed, boil 666lbs of spaggeti, drown u in spagetti.
 
force feed you steak until you got nice and bulky, then enter you into the state fair and win the blue ribbon for best pig
 
when ur sleeping sneak out of bed, make 666lbs of grilled cheese sammies, drown u in sandwiches.
 
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