" you threw your parfait all over me "

[Jake...]

I work at a superstore (huge grocery store) in electronics and a friend works in natural value. Anyways, we end up going on break together, and on break i said something that pissed her off so she WHIPS her whole fucking parfait thing at me. the whipcream, icecream, fruit.. all over my arm and work shirt and hands and shoulders. It was a mess, clearly PMS. Anyways, im PISSED so i go clean up and go back to work.

10 minutes later i call her department and the conversation goes like this (the whole thing is a lie it never happened):

"hey is emily there"

"its me."

"hey its jake"

"hi .." (oh and btw stupid hoe never said sorry)

"umm i have to warn you of something"

"ugh ok?"

"Terry (loss prevention guy - watches the store via cameras to prevent shoplifting) saw what you did to me on the cameras in the break room. He told steve (store manager) and steve came and talked to me about it."

"what did you say?"

"all i said was you threw your parfait all over me and it was a mess"

"wtf"

"yeah so steves comming over to talk to you soon, so just a heads up"

"-- hang up"

haha fucking bitch. She was so scared of getting fired (she gets in enough trouble at that store) it was priceless. It was well worth it to get a parfait on me to see what she went through. Payback is a bitch.

i realise this is just another stupid thread in the NSG, so i dont really care if you hate..

enjoy

 

[SteezePatrol]

so..what'sa lie, that they talked to you about it?

 

[akerbacker]

ya like wtf? parfait?. but good story

 

[EC123]

my cousin orderd a parafait at Mc D's and i slapped him with my burger

 

[$westside$]

that was a lie?

 

[SteezePatrol]

peanut buster parfait fools.

and seriously what was a lie

 

[Desjardins]

i think he ment to spell "like" not "lie", cause it doesnt make sense if he said "lie"

 

[Rajna]

goood story

 

[Jake...]

by lie i mean the whole scenario. Like terry never saw it on the camera, steve never came to talk to me.. i made it all up to freak her out

 

[D-40]

good one hansel

 

[stayclassy]

thanks olaf^

 

[ski_cartel]

kinda funny, i thinks its one of those you had to be there things

 

[CooksCorner]

Well Played dude, well played.

 

[Alexander_Keith]

parfait means perfect in french. Much like your white lie, well played son.

 

[max.]

wait did steve really talk to you and was he really going to talk to her?

 

[NFproductions]

thats not even relativley hilarious. sorry

 

[MitchPee]

You see it's bitches like this I hate, the ones that know they can get away with doing retarded shit like that. Get her pregnant, get her pregnant and leave your town.

 

[Jake...]

yeah that fucking slut.

and to the guy above, i realise it wasnt hillarious, its just something that made me feel good so i shared with all my online friends haha

 

[lyndon]

haha, thats so priceless. Shes probably so scared that shes going to get fired. thats awesome.

 

[Jake...]

yeah.. stupid whore. shes still mad. its funny.

 

[ThaLetterM.]