You put the cat in the blender and you drink it all up..

solitaryman

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Just came across this on 4chan and ROFL'd. I have no way of proving its legitimacy, either way its a good read.

/b/, I have a big dilemma.

My roomate comes home from work in 2

hours, me thinking it would be funny, decided to put his cat in the

blender to see if he would fit. Roommate walks in, sees kitty in the

blender, I don't know, i thought it would be funny. Problem, I forgot

to unplug the blender. So, while i was putting the cat in the blender

to see if it fit. i accidentally hit the blend button, and long story

short, Rowdy is no longer here. Pet store is closed till morning, and

the ca usually sleeps in his room. What the fuck do I do?

-Anon in deep shit.
 
No, there isn't because 4chan you don't have to sign up so you just post. There's ten pages. It starts on the first page but eventually it gets bumped off the end of the tenth page. TONS of people post on 4chan so nothing is on there for more than 10 minutes.
 
but WILL IT BLEND?

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SHIIIIITTTT,, i know what im doing tommorow lol

How much would that suck if you were that guy. He has to feel sooooo bad.
 
ha, that video was so good. People just never learn that if you spin too fast on one of those things, you're gonna go flying. Weird how they even flew out of that little cage center piece though

and i doubt the original story for 1 reason. Have you ever tried to put a cat in an enclosed space? They will not go easily. We have to put one of our cats in a carrier through a hole about a foot long, and 8 inches wide, and it is damn near impossible without getting scratched and bit by the cat at least a dozen times....a second. So i highly doubt that someone would do this "just for fun" and theres no way a cat would even let them
 
I'm gonna contradict the trend and say this totally coulda happened. This was during the era that shock videos were all the rage. Anyone remember the video of that Asian chick stepping on kittens and killing them with high heels? Yeah I do. Fucked up. This definitely coulda happened.
 
topic:solitaryman said:
Just came across this on 4chan and ROFL'd. I have no way of proving its legitimacy, either way its a good read.

/b/, I have a big dilemma.

My roomate comes home from work in 2

hours, me thinking it would be funny, decided to put his cat in the

blender to see if he would fit. Roommate walks in, sees kitty in the

blender, I don't know, i thought it would be funny. Problem, I forgot

to unplug the blender. So, while i was putting the cat in the blender

to see if it fit. i accidentally hit the blend button, and long story

short, Rowdy is no longer here. Pet store is closed till morning, and

the ca usually sleeps in his room. What the fuck do I do?

-Anon in deep shit.
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U should puke out the cat and then it will be ok????

**This post was edited on May 9th 2023 at 2:43:18pm
 
14535448:Turd__Authority said:
I'm gonna contradict the trend and say this totally coulda happened. This was during the era that shock videos were all the rage. Anyone remember the video of that Asian chick stepping on kittens and killing them with high heels? Yeah I do. Fucked up. This definitely coulda happened.
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Holy shit, I never watched the video but I remember seeing a photo from that video years ago and it fucked me up, especially as someone who loves cats. What's especially fucked up is that it's not supposed to be a shock video. I forget what the genre is called, and I'm definitely not gonna research it now or recommend that anyone else does, but there's a large group of "people" out there who get off on videos of animals getting crushed. Mostly insects and crustaceans I think, but the particularly sick fucks enjoy watching videos of small animals getting crushed.

And yeah it could've happened but its 4chan so people make shit up all the time. If anyone thinks NS is bad, there's a lot of mentally disturbed and under socialized individuals on that website.
 
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