you people who are worried about girls are wasting your time

sugarloafer1990

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girls are a waste of time. i don't understand why everyone on newschoolers.com is obsessed with 'how to get a girl.' its pointless and dumb to be worried about.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
And your worried about how to get a boy?

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What exactly are you trying to tell us sugar? That all the guys on NS should stop worrying about getting girls....uh huh...

 
let's kill this thread before someone new comes on the site and sees all the queer skiers talking about girls sucking

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or i could be saying that guys on ns.com are too worried about 'impressing them' and whatnot.

All i'm saying is it seems like guys on this site are way to concerned about 'cool pick up lines,' and 'how to ask out a girl.'

there i just no point in really trying hard to get a girlfriend...if it happens it happens, and then its cool and its meant to be. but going out of your way to do it, and trying to come up with all these ways to pick up girls is just fucking retarded.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
yeah, i'm 16...but that doesn't mean i'm going to like try and impress all these girls. if one wants to come to me, i'll glady take it. but i'm not going to ALWAYS have to have a girl to like etc. people on this site are just too fucking worried about members of the opposite sex.

people should just chill and let it happen.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
no shyte. just give a girl the 'wink and the gun'. easy as falling off a bike.

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The average age of the site has decreased from 18 to like 14. It's expected from members of that age. I wouldn't get all worked up about it. People mature at different ages. It's not THAT big of a deal.

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i think sugarloafer would bend over anytime for a guy on ns,not a girl,simply because he loves the cock

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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yea, this thread sucks pretty damn bad

but i can see where he might have a point...being natural gets you a far way

 
i figured out how to do it. go somwhere where you know nobody. i did that and got more pussy than in the past 2 months combined...

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fuck shit ass cunt

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amen to that cj. a few weeks at my home away from home and damn son, damn.

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

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sms.session.four

 
this is worse then my trend, and its the summer i can only ski so much on my summer rail so why not try to get a girl.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
fuck all of you. its impossible to explain over the internet. it just seems people will bend over backwards for a girl that most likely these '14' year olds won't do anything with.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
this kid bends over for cocks, or maybe a girl with a strap on for him, maybe

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
you guys are all right.

just because i don't spend my days looking for a girl to land that 'KILLER PICK UP LINE' on i bend over for guys.

DAMN...you got me!

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
sugarloafer bends over for the cock just because he doesn't go up to every girl he sees and act all different just so he can get her. Yeah guys, sweet assumption and all. In fact, i think YOU guys must bend over for the cock...you just talk about all these pick up lines all the time just to cover it up! i know your secrets.... i see right thru em!!! muhahaha.

 
ya dude its like wtf people ask about girls and how to ask them out cause they wanna get some. im puzzled please help my but do you love the cock, do you have a passion for it or do you just love the feeling of having a gigantic johnson in your ass?

Go Big and Die!
 
fuck, you guys must me right.

Okay guys...whats the perfect pickup line for a girl working in a store with jeans on that has a nice ass...WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE??? HOW SHOULD I ASK HER OUT?

see, now i'm straight.

thank god.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
sugarloafer has a point. i mean if your intent is a piece of ass for one night...cheesy pickup lines and shit might work. im sure some need booze. but the best relationships come when you least expect, and for me at least that has never meant just asking a girl out that i didnt know.

more like borafil
 
it raises a good point, plus, what kind of advice would they get from ppl, that contribute a shitload of hours to this website.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
if i tried to pick up a chick in a store id probably say 'hey,just so you know,im not gay like this dude name sugarloafer on newschoolers,the worlds largest online freeskiing.community so why dont we go bump uglies

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
^ great pickup line.

Am i the offical homosexual member of newschoolers now?

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
yes, but the motivation of me making this thread was because i was fucking sick of all these people asking questions about girls...how to get them, how to attract them...it just fucking stupid.

figure it out on your own if your that detirmined...is not like anyone on this site can really really help, and most of the time people seem to run into girls by not trying to hit on everyone decent looking one they seee.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
Ok i think my trend was the only one and i made it cuse i was bored so is eveyone else, so we make stupid trends.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
ewww. girls are yucky.

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i have one big one, want to see?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
^^^ I dont want to see your herpetic lesion

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she said cooties. that means more than one. if you have more than one, you have problems.

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so i have more then one, isnt that normal?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
hahhaha ^ 3 times already today

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
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