You live in minnesota if...

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*If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.

*If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,

you might live in Minnesota.

*If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too Spendy",

you might live in Minnesota.

*If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

you might live in Minnesota.

*If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in Minnesota.

*If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota.

*If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

you might live in Minnesota.

*If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

you might live i n Minnesota.

*If you know how to say Wayzata,Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee ,Winton and Ely, you might live in Minnesota.

*If you think that ketchup is alittle too spicy,

you might live in Minnesota.

*"Vacation" means going up north past Virginia for the weekend. You

measure distance in hours.

*You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

*You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

*You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,

without flinching.

*You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both

unlocked.

*You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.

*You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to

use them.

*Where men are men and so are the women.

*There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups G rocery

Store at anygiven time.

*You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

*Driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with

snow.

*You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

*You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

*You consider Minneapolis exotic.

*Your idea of creative landscaping is astatue of a deer next to your Blue Spruce.

*Down South to you means Iowa

*A brat is something you eat.

*You go out to fish fry every Friday.

*You find 0 degrees a little chilly.

*You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Minnesota friends
 
You Might Be From Wisconsin If . . .

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

Snow tires are standard on all your cars.

At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.

You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

You can identify a Michigan accent.

You know what "cow-tipping" is.

You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.

If "down south" to you means Chicago.

If traveling coast-to-coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.

The "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and Pabst.

A brat is something you eat.

You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.

You got a passport to go to Minnesota.

You used to think Deer Season was an official school holiday.

You know that Gotham is a real city.

You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc.

The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.

A Friday night date is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.

You go out for a fish fry every Friday.

You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts.

You tell someone where you are from and they say, "I thought that was part of Canada."

You know how to polka.

Your formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap.

Your children describe their summer vacation out-of-state as a "trip to Door County."

You go to Florida in August to get a tan.

You define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend.

Your 4th of July family picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

You have more fishing poles than teeth.

You think the four basic food groups are Brats, Beer, Cheese and Chew.

You were baptized with Blatz beer.

You know where to look for a bubbler.
 
all you guys could talk about for like 2 hours on the hood trip was how many duluth trips it was to hood. 8 times there and back.
 
*If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

you might live in Minnesota

ive actualy made this my own fashion statement
 
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