You know you've had too many starburst when..........

Bangor

Bangor

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Your piss looks like poorly mixed lemonade.

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
 
yeah, when i went potty it was kinda like mixing cool aid with water, it just went cloudy real quick.

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
 
so, how many is too many?

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
well, i ate a pound bag in just short of 2 hours.

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- Ian

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you should see a doctor about that.

it was so sketchy, all of a sudden this supernova hit the water, and it went from a clear day at the lake to a sugar-nuclear winter.

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
 
thats different, does your mouth feel and taste like paper?

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not like paper, but it still tingles a bit....... i ended up drinking a LOOOOT of water and peeing like 3 more times, the 2nd time was just like the first, sugary as all hell. but i must have flushed everything out, and now, at 1:14 AM and a few gallons of water later i think i'm clear of it......

i'm going to have a hell of a headache when i get up at 7 though. probably hangover-esque with my luck. will post updates.

god i feel like a guinea pig. but i do it for the greater good!

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
 
actually the color of your piss tells you how much hysration your body has... so if it is really yellow it means your dehydrated. if its clear your doing good on water supply and heavily hydrated

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
thats true in most cases, but definitely not all the time

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^uhh ya it is man, in what cases does that not pertain? unless your on something to chemically change ur piss, like a detox or soemthing.

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hahahah or like that chemical that makes you piss blue. that shit's a classic april fools joke.

the first round yesterday literally looked LIKE grainy lemonade. It was that light lemonade yellow, and cloudy instead of clear.

yeah, anyway, maaaad headache today. hoooly shit. my eyes hurt......... this shit sucks.

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Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
 
If you take a big multi-vitamin (like GNC ones) or a B-complex vitamin, your piss will be super bright yellow, even though you may be properly hydrated.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
i know what you mean its like cloudy but still sorta yellow iv been their i dont rember what i ate though

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
i think it is because ur body is dumping all of its water into digesting the starburst and so there is none left for ur piss and it is mostly urea.

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
^like i said your dehydrated... think about if u add more clear water to yellow piss, it will only get more diluted and more clear.

comeon people this goes for nute solutions when you grow

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
technically ur not dehydated tho because u get 99.5% of the water back. the water is just kind of on loan.

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
^ that must be so scary

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Aight, to clear up the pee colour debate:

Yellow = High concentration of dissolved solids.

Clear = Low concentration of dissolved solids.

Generally your body wants to have light yellow piss because it is the optimum concentration of dissolved solids.

If you have excess sugar (ie: eating a pound of starburst) then your body needs to get as much of it out as possible - so you pee yellow.

1 Litre of yellow piss may excrete the same amount of sugar as 5 Litres of clear piss (pulled the numbers out of my ass but you get the point) At that rate you'd piss clear every 5 minutes where as by peeing yellow you can go maybe 20 mins - a half hour.

You may not necessarily be dehydrated if you pee yellow, but yellow pee can signal dehydration if you are eating a healthy balanced diet - unlike starburst boy over here!

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^amen to that

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Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
I'm so smrt eh?

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
dude, this one time i ate lots of gummy bears and my piss wasn't entirely liquid. it was more like... slop. or ooze. it was pretty scary.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

reppin' the dfp

keep it real.
 
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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
I call bullshit!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
Hahaha oh man this one time I ate a whole silly bag of sillay twizzlers and I shat out like 15lbs. of red poo poo that looked like bloody organs and I was freaking out for like 2 minutes when I first saw it, then I started laughing for like 10 minutes, then I showed by brother and he started laughing for 20 minutes......aah good times....

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yeah, that's how this was a little bit. not that it wasn't liquid, but that it was a little less like water............... kinda like that sugar water that you get at the bottom of a glass of iced tea when you add too much iced tea mix in. ugggh i'm shivering thinking about it.

and i'm not a fatass. i just happend to have a pound of starburst that needed dissapearing, damnit!

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
 
^bangor jus sounds like a fatass name, sorry but it does

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