You Know You've Got a Keeper When...

alpentalik

alpentalik

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You know you've got a keeper when she'll slip you the tongue while you've got a chew in.

What's happening?

I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
 
You know you've got a keeper when you don't even have to ask her to swallow...the first time.

What's happening?

I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
 
when she broke her hymen doing something funny/cool like jumping on her bike and crashing or crashing on a rail skiing.

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'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
 
She puts a cigar (not a cigarette) out on her tongue.

What's happening?

I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
 
when you'v already smoked 11 bowls and killed a case of corona with her and she wants to go jump off the cliff and have sex in the lake

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
 
when she sucks your dick.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
then takes off her wig-shes a he.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
...when you come home from the bar and she still wants to even though you have to fold it in

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
when on the first date...her and her friend want you to go skinny dipping with them.

ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

___

Learning a new trick is like swimming in the ocean. When you feel the water it's cold and uncomfortable, but once you're in, how sweet it is.

 
wow dude...realy? i wish that kind of stuff would happen to me....

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
 
ohhh yeah, that's great.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. - J and SB Strike back
 
when the chairlift breaks down and she wants to give you a blow to keep you warm

Yea I want cheezy poofs
 
You know you're a hick when your gunrack,Has a gunrack on it.

In America your money says in god we trust. In Soviet Russia we have no money.

+++An eye for an eye leaves the world with one eye+++
 
uh.....

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
oh yeah, that one's good. along with when you shit on her face for dinner and she wants desert. riiiiiight

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. - J and SB Strike back
 
'...when you come home from the bar and she still wants to even though you have to fold it in

'

oh fuck that is gold!



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
i dont even get that one.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
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