You know you're tired when...

I fell asleep during a movie the other night and in it a doorbell rang, it woke me up and I went to my door to see who was there...

Got in the shower with my bra still on and didn't realize till I was almost done

Fell asleep sitting on the toilet at my dorm (I was also drunk).. only woke up when the RA walked in on me

Most mornings before I moved out of my house I would say goodnight to my mom as she left for work

Left the phone in the fridge

 
I tried putting the OJ cap onto my glass....put the water jug away with the plates and cups, and put the cereal away in the fridge.
 
or after a good friday wake up and see the time on the clock and rush into the shower and run to school, then realize it's saturday and you are still drunk
 
the other day i went to mcdonalds drive through, total came to 3.97. I handed her 3 dollars. she said do you have 97 cents? and i said no, its okay.

I dont know why but i thought she was asking so that i could get 1 dollar change.

i then came to my senses and gave her the rest of the money, but it was funny cause she was going to give me my food anyway.
 
hahahahah yes.
-when i walk into my bathroom to go pee, forget what i was there for, and walk out again without peeing.-when i use shampoo as body wash/vice versa
 
When you keep using the word FUCK, over and over again. And when it's 11:41 pm and you feel like fucking shit but you keep NSing and talking to your friends.
 
when you tell yourself your gonna "nap" before you get up and you end up doing that over and over until you think shit i gotta go somewhere and stumble onto the floor and need water (includes being hungover or not hungover)
 
fall asleep in class, get ur name called, not wake upthen sleep through the bell, no one even tries to wake yousleep through 2 full classes cuz the teacher decides to be a douche
 
Wake up at 515, sprint out the door since I though I was late for work. See the clock in my car, realize I don't have to be at work until 730, and just sleep in my car in the parking lot for 2 hours.
 
i read my texts in my sleep and when i wake up i wonder why my gf didnt text me, and i look in my inbox and she did
 
when you're in mid dream, and your roommate wakes you up and starts talking, but you think he's still part of the dream, and what he's saying has nothing to do with anything that's been going on, and you're confused as hell, then you finally snap out of it and wonder why there's a whole loaf of bread on your bed
 
Walked out the door for the bus in my boxers. Has shoes and a shirt but no pants. Luckily my mom ran after me. Plenty of other shit. I used to get on the bus at 6:15 for high school. So I would always be overly tired and doing stupid shit.
 
hearing my alarm but just convincing myself that it is either a car alarm outside my house or a fir alrm in a dream im not having
 
I reply to texts in my sleep on occasion... It sucks, and what I've said has been worse than what I've said drunk.
 
mine happen last night. I fell asleep in the couch and my girl woke me up at like 3am saying there was someone trying to break in. (sh had a dream and thought it was real for a second). I thought her telling me about the person was a dream and she really was. I was just like "we live on 20 acres and the dogs didnt even bark". lol. It was crazy. She lives on 20 acres and the house is on the back end of the land, so the driveway is HUGE. Plus, the house is huge and we would know if someone was coming in.
 
tell me about it. i was wasted and sent all these gay texts to everyone. and i hate it when people do that to me
 
when your listening a movie with your firiends and you fall asleep, then you wake up during the night, and you're on the mat inside your sleeping bag, things that were not even in the room when you fall asleep.And your friend tell you that you install all the stuff alone but you can't remember. shits so fucked up.

when i wake up during the night and i can't even read the clock.
 
when you go on an early morning flight from dayton to detroit, fall asleep, wake up, look out the window, realize we're over lake mischigan, look at the person next to me and yell, "We're over a lake!"
 
You pay the people at the drive thru and drive away without picking up your food.

Hitting the gas instead of the brake while driving.
 
Ive had a terrible experience from something like this,

Not long ago i was going to a local mountain with a few friends, just supposed to be a quick day in the park, no big deal. So we get there and everything was going smooth until i relised that i had left one of my boots at a ski shop to get a pair of skis mounted. Luckily my sisters boyfriend had left his pair of boots in the car so i at least had something to wear. I tried them on, a bit tight(racing boots) but i said to myself that it was my only option. So i skied in the park for roughly 2 hrs before i had to leave for a dinner. A short day i know, but luckily it was only this long or some serious damage could have occured. So it was only on my last run that i noticed my feet starting to hurt, i didnt think anything of it and skied off. The craziest part about this whole story is that it wasnt until i drove home later that i noticed that badly i had hurt my feet. I took off my shoes to find two completely black nails and bruised feet. The throbbing got so bad that i had to drill holes into my toes to relieve the pressure. Lets just say walking wasnt an easy task for a few days...

Make sure you have ALL your equipment before skiing...
 
I try to get my friends to understand that they shouldn't calle me early on. I'm not a morning person. I've answered phone calls, talked to people for a while, made plans, and then they got pissed when I didn't show up. I'm like what the fuck are you talking about. check the phone, oh shit

I walked into the side of somebody's car when they were dropping the kids off at school. Climbed inito somebody elses car after practice. I have no chance when I overtired. That should be an excuse from the law almost
 
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