You know you're living in 2005 when...

Tosh

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You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial '9' to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW You Are LAUGHING at yourself.

 
number 9 you got me again, will i ever win

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
21. instead of laughing when someone tells a joke, you say ''L-O-L'' out loud

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
or you say 'BRB' instead of be right back. also, i have NEVER played solitaire without a computer, and i dont even know how to set it up.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
darn it! number nine... who needs it anyways? and dude, you offialy have the most boring and pathetic life ever... sorry...no offence

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
 
haha funny I like when things like that know what your feeling and then say now you are laughing....very nice you made this?

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
one of my favorites to say is WTF

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
haha yes i love wtf

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
yknow whats funny..i dont say l-o-l...i say lol...like the word...pronounced lol.

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
haha! my resolution is high enough that I didn't have to scroll up to make sure #9 was there!!

I got you GOOD!

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

'if someone's standing in the way of your shot you can kick them in the balls repeatedly until they move or die' - SteveXs2

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
haha, that is soo true, makes me a little sad to tell you the truth

the above may contain: opinion, religion, stupidity, brilliance, laughter, sick, or dumb luck, take it as such.

Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
22. Florida has its website on its license plate...thats fucked up

word

haha thats funny didnt know that just thought u had orange

 
Ohh dont worry it still has the orange...but has the website on the top

here check it out
Citrus_License_Plate_Sample.jpg


word

L-MOB fo lyfe
 
Freaking funny story:-

I downloaded Transformers the Movie a few weeks ago at my buddys place, and it was really old... like 1970s, maybe 80s old. During the intro it said how it took place in the year 2005! It was insane man, I laughed my ass off. 2005 transformers would be roaming around, and giant spaceships and craziness.

That's my story.

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'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion... the human spirit cannot die.'


CCR/DFP Represent.

Justin 'DC' Harvie
aka The Trixta
 
haha, it's funny cause I've done a lot of those things. I havent entered my password on the microwave or called my home from right outside the house, but I have IM'd with somebody sitting right next to me (in class, you arent allowed to talk)

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
When you get your assignments over the internet.

impossible is really just a lack of determination

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
 
^hahahahahahahah

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
Last year I was living in the dorm and when shit was happening in my room that my roomate or I didn't like, we would talk over aol about how to deal with it. Or we would just type shit to each other about people in our room that were being jackasses.

 
sometimes when something is funny I actuslly say lol in my head. and most of the times I realize it and I think what the hell is wrong with me. it happens to other people I know.

does it happen to any of you?

 
^that happens to me, i feel like such a douche when i do

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

-twintipteles
 
Yea who the hell would get cards out to play solitare n e way??

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
people instant message each other in our school library. they sit right next to each other. it is ridiculous.

SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY
 
my additions

- you dont own a watch...you own a cell phone...which has a clock

- you dont have a phone number book...you own a cell phone

- you have to remember what login name does what, and what each password is for

-you are too lazy to look up phone numbers in the phone book anymore

-you dont shop at stores that dont have complete websites with full product listing and pricing

-you listen to CD's a month before they are released

-you haven't bought a CD in years

 
ya those all are not true

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
well duh 9 isnt there. 7 8 9.

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
'Yea who the hell would get cards out to play solitare n e way'

what the hell are cards??

club seals not umm...
 
The end was really funny haha!

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
i had to add an extra letter to my stupid password now i get confused is it r or rr at the end...meh.

um i dont have the patience for my highspeed internet anymore its just too slow

i dont pay for bowling i play on my cellphone

if i dont feel like talking to someone and just wanna tell them something quick i can just text them and put my phone on silent to avoid them example CUNT SUCK MY LEFT TIT ::silent:: end of story

you dont date normally, you go to match.com or hotornot.com to meet new people in your area.

www.snofox.biz

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
 
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