You Know You're Drunk When

[mr_shifty]

So true. Happened this weekend at a party

 

[dat.ass.]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

 

[rudager]

First sign I get is my lips go a little numb.

Then I have to always refocus.

I know when I'm really super drunk when I can speak french.

Happened last month.

 

[HenniferLopez]

when you wake up the next morning with $100 canadian in your pocket and you don't know how it got there..

 

[Anathema]

you drunk text a girl: maybe i'll touch your bum

 

[snowdon]

When you've somehow ended up in Tijuana, and someone is putting a bottle of shitty tequila in your hand while you're trying to read and comprehend neon signs such as this:

 

[applejuice.]

You and your roommate decide to shower together to save time before going out. It starts to get pretty slippery due to the soap all over the tub and your drunk ass slips and falls out of the shower. You pull the whole curtain and rod down on yourself, then get up fix it and finish showering like a boss.

 

[Spinoza]

go on...

 

[ForeverYung]

More info on showering with roomate is needed

 

[JamieOBalls]

When you dildo yourself LOL!

 

[Anathema]

^ and a reenactment with pictures, please

 

[Anathema]

well my comment came out a few seconds too late. now i just look like im a giant homo. i'll be leaving now...

 

[applejuice.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Puzzled]

Spot on

 

[Jebuz]

People, you're usually not drunk when you wake up.. then you know you was drunk.

You know you're drunk when when you see cork zeros!

 

[Spinoza]

hahaha

 

[shuckle]

when you can't stop ranting about subprime mortgage bonds and the stock market crash of 2008