You know you're Canadian if...

i'm not trying to be offensive. i think it's funny and i'm canadian so hopefully most canadians can realize it's funny

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
blame canada blame canada. seems like everythings gone wrong since canada came along. Naw man, I like canada. And those south park guys are canadians too.

I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth
 
my old girlfriend was Mr.Dressup's grandchild and I went to his funeral! good list btw

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
it was funny, dave and I asked Dave Lemlin (skier cop dude from CT) what a chesterfield was - and his answer was 'shit, i don't know... a gun?' it was funny - silly americans with their guns.

Darryl Hunt

'if you're going to smoke pot - don't do it in your car...' pig's last words to us when he pulled us over.
 
wait..arent you in Milton for a while? is is milton in upstate ny

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
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