You know you're a vancouver skier when...

CrunkNugget

CrunkNugget

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you know the other tram isn't going faster

you decide whether or not to go skiing based on what you see out of your window

you wonder why all the movie segments are in the daytime

anyone else?
 
that park crew will probably never come along to fix the lip

you can't help but feel that management really doesn't give a shit about you

that Capilano lake is man made and supplies Vancouver with about 1 third of it's fresh drinking water.
 
^ more of a whistler/blackcomb thing isnt it? haha

know your from squamish when youd rather risk your seasons and steal a red bull then pay $4.50 for one.
 
when you can feel it in you bones before you even get to the tram tower and laugh at the tourists that scramble to brace themselves
 
when you cant stop having a little chuckle everytime the gondola gets to midstation and you watch all the tourists tumble around after the jolt

guess its kinda the same as ^^^^ but this is whistler/blackcomb one
 
when every time you go to the mtn they have got ridiculously sick and creative setups. when you get treated amazing cuz management knows your a local.cuz liftees help you cut lines if they get too long.

grouse must suck
 
Um, no. The easiest way to get food is to lurk the Asian Tourists who buy $60 worth of food, barely touch it, then get up to go to torment the bears. Pounce on that shit.
 
yo you can get a full meal from the asians they are so fucking generous, you can get the food people have left but its gonna be cold and shit
 
no you just gotta introduce yourself and then most of them are super nice, you dont even have to ask for food, like 3 times now they have just offered to buy me something... can't say no to that kind of an offer
 
... when you get banned for life for skiing out of bounds

... when rain in the vill means snow on the hill

... when you think the club/bar scene is whack and youd rather shred in the a.m.

... when skiing and getting high is chill, and not criminal

... when skiing and drinking kokanee is in the majority

... when olympics in whistler means snowmobiling in the coquihalla

... when a ski magazine/movie isn't even as good as what you and friends put on facebook

 
when the park crew hotboxes the rail shed

(if you were at 48 hours last year, it was basically the most amazing thing ever until ski patrol shut it down lol)
 
when you have no money to eat ... so you get crackers and make peanut butter and jam sandwiches, and grab a cup and fill it up with milk from the dispensers
 
...when the park crew won't set up a up-flat rail as a flat-down rail because it "won't work that way because its designed to be an up-flat"
 
whistler for me

-when you say no to go party because its gonna be a pow day but you will jump on the offer if your working the morning shift!

- you think spyder suits are funny!

-you get chest deep pow on the 4th day of the opening! (2009)

-you hate new years because the bars charge 100 doll cover to see the same dj's a usual!

-taking the peak to peak is something you do everyday.

thats it for now!

 
You're still exited to go skiing in the rain because you never know when it'll snow.

You expect to wait about half an hour in the Screaming Eagle chair at Grouse.

You know there's usually something really fun to hit at the park.
 
The peak to peak isn't so bad now that it's there. Granted, waste of 50 mil that could've been used to open new terrain somewhere (same with symphony) but I can now park in Creekside and still ski blackcomb which I have already done a handful of times this year, used to be you had to pick a mountain.
 
true that but i was working at the bar so good money for me! but house party is the best option for sure! alot of tools in the bars on new years anyways!
 
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