You know you're a park rat when....

[Pole-Less]

When any geological feature is imagined as if it's skiable, gaurd rails on side of road, etc lol

 

[a_burger]

You can only ski park "good"...other skiing is looked down upon. Proper turning / carving / skiing form is thrown out the window to look "cool" to other park rats.

Your clothes is 10x to big for you

call out time: is all you do rant about real skiing on real mountains and how park skiers with any ski softer then a 2x4 cant?

go back to epicski u nerd

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

when you spend all your poop breaks on ns

 

[HaydenWrong]

Who* not what.

I've always been myself. You just haven't always known me.

Respect

 

[tamestimpala]

when your email is just full of promotional stuff from ski companies

 

[BAYKUR]

when your pair of full tilts has 3 buckles left or less

 

[AngryGramps]

call out time: is all you do rant about real skiing on real mountains and how park skiers with any ski softer then a 2x4 cant?

go back to epicski u nerd

you know you a park skier when you troll on newschoolers, and then get called out for calling out other trolls

 

[The.Fish]

when you feel awkward having edges on your skis

 

[YoungWookiee]

You can't wait until it's spring skiing so you can rep 4xl jib and park laps all day in the sun.. ahh good vibes

 

[oxiclean]

You're a rat and live in park.

 

[BonusNo413]

You twirl random objects like they're doing tricks

 

[el_mn_op]

You bump your ski playlist and imagine yourself skiing, except you're way steezier in your head than in real life

 

[Colby_eubanks]

You break 3 pair of skis in 1 season

 

[MF_GOON]

You break 3 pair of skis in 1 season

when you learn new tricks on broken skis cuz, hey, who cares if you break a broken pair of skis

 

[_Daan]

When you've got waaay too many stickers

 

[Wrenn]

When you've got waaay too many stickers

Same hahaha, just traded a massive amount of saga, level 1 and tall t stickers I got at Woodward for some monsters from a bmx kid I know that rides for monster army, and I still have more than I need lol.

 

[russsavokskis]

You bump your ski playlist and imagine yourself skiing, except you're way steezier in your head than in real life

This.

 

[Titus69]

when you spend all your poop breaks on ns

pooping in ski boots

 

[iced]

Whenever you listen to a song, you think of how it would go with an edit

 

[Jesse_]

You have a jib park in your backyard.

 

[sgg.23]

you get maybe too excited when you see a nice dfd hand rail

 

[Stadtski]

When any geological feature is imagined as if it's skiable, gaurd rails on side of road, etc lol

since when are guard rails a geological feature?

 

[Pole-Less]

since when are guard rails a geological feature?

It's not I just have bad grammar, you "misread" it lol

 

[Pole-Less]

since when are guard rails a geological feature?

It's not I just have bad grammar, you "misread" it lol

 

[TVRNTVPOOP]

When 90% of your skiing is done while high

 

[Jesse_]

But you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

This killed me inside.

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

This killed me inside.

I killed the inside of sjw's mom's butthole

 

[Jesse_]

I killed the inside of sjw's mom's butthole

Shit dawg