You know you're a park rat when....

[MF_GOON]

everytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.

 

[freewillie]

everytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.

yeeeeee

prk bruutha !!

 

[JWillySkeez]

You jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

 

[BushDid9-11]

You get self conscious when you're shirt ends above you're knees

 

[sbarlett]

your favorite trick is lip blind 2

 

[270on420out]

You find yourself looking for tall ts everytime you go to any clothing store.

 

[Shredability]

your favorite trick is lip blind 2

this

 

[Park_Ranger]

you order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com

 

[cheerio]

The bottom of your snowpants are stained and shredded but its ok because you look core

 

[-Dan]

You don't have a girlfriend.

 

[..=]

You only marginally care when it snows, you would rather hit rails

 

[-Dan]

You dont have good hygiene.

 

[-Dan]

You don't have a future.

 

[Dddsz]

You don't have a girlfriend.

You dont have good hygiene.

You don't have a future.

But you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

 

[MF_GOON]

you order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com

I always knew there was a heaven somewhere.

 

[TheSpanishSkier]

You have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan

 

[jabroni.]

But you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

a nice soft pussy*

respek a real1

 

[-Dan]

But you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

Sorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.

You have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan

you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.

 

[aiden516]

You jib (without skis) your girlfriend.

Jib your gf, jib her father, jib your in-laws. Anything to go pro

 

[maxstr]

You jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

your favorite trick is lip blind 2

I broke my table in my living room trying a lip on blind 2 with my shoes.

 

[drumbumocdp]

When you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds

 

[fries]

When you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds

That's a bit specific but ok

 

[.Marshal]

When you roller blade cause you can't ski.

 

[Lonely]

Playing slvsh with the biggest trick being done is a 2 off a ten foot flatbar.

Then bragging about your victories

 

[ascent_studios]

The middle aged and older all hate you

 

[KravtZ]

You can only ski park "good"...other skiing is looked down upon. Proper turning / carving / skiing form is thrown out the window to look "cool" to other park rats.

Your clothes is 10x to big for you

 

[corona]

you suck at skiing

 

[MInnesotaShred]

You don't wash your gear.

 

[freeskibum82]

you think straight lining it to the park is cool when in reality you cant ski and this is the only way you know how to get anywhere on the mountain.

 

[CheddarJack]

your favorite trick is lip blind 2

I mean what else would it be?

 

[CUSHKOMA]

You wear your thuggie to school and give zero fucks what people think or say

 

[theabortionator]

You live on the ice coast

 

[coolflash8]

your upper body outerwear will forever hang a little looser than other peoples. an unconscious tribute to the days of tall Ts and 4XL hoodies

 

[dyer]

You jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

JIB EVERYTHING

 

[wizard_of_aahhhs]

A movie "date" consists of watching the latest Level 1 movie and eating taco bell and ripping bowls

 

[_Daan]

Browse NS all day

Put skiing stickers on everything

Are obsessed with Mr.Walnuts

 

[Anguz_li]

You smoke a lot and you're always wearing a beanie

 

[Dddsz]

This is more directed to my home hill, but I'm sure its relevant in many other places.

You ski the same line under the chairlift 50 times in a row to show off.

You purposefully ski over rocks and shitty snow

You only throw down when it's sunny outside

 

[HaydenWrong]

Sorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.

you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.

what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious

 

[Mingg]

When it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails

 

[Titus69]

When non skiers at school think youre a pro

 

[bananabrains]

Shreds sauce is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.

Potential features are everywhere.

 

[MIHoodlum]

You try to jib railroad crossings in your car.

 

[powderwhor]

what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious

Tall T Dan was and always will be TRU. Lip on b2 became the only trick in the book because everyone already knew TTD is the realest.

 

[-Dan]

what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious

Who* not what.

I've always been myself. You just haven't always known me.

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

when your gun rack has a gun rack on it

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Porn hub is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.

makes more sense

 

[HairyCox]

When you realize if you want to be a great-well-above-average-skier

You also have to be a well-above-average-party-machine

 

[MF_GOON]

when your cats name is todd walnuts.

 

[Peter.]

When it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails

when you get mad that there's fresh snow because it makes it harder to get speed

 

[Pole-Less]

You jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

All day