Canuker
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i got a bit bored and made this list. tell me what u think and if i missed anything
You Know You’re Obsessed With skiing When…
1. You get angry that you wiped out doing a simple 180
2. You vent anger by skiing
3. You name your skis
4. You talk to your skis as though it was a real person
5. You’re room is a tribute to skiing
6. You know more about skiingthan you do anything else
7. You would rather ski than have sex
8. You would ski in all types of weather
9. You have skied in all types of weather
10. You hate summer solely because you need to go to some high mountain to ski
11. You hate really warm weather because it makes it harder to go outside and play lacrosse
12. You would take any job as long as there was something to do that reminded you of skiing
13. After any session or contest, no matter how well you skied, you spend hours thinking about what you could have done better
14. You yell at your skis and yourself when you make even the slightest mistake
15.you then apologize to your skis for yelling at them
16. You get angry when you do a good trick but could have done better
17. You think more about skiing than you do anything else, even girls
18. You find your mind wandering to skiing no matter what your doing (this includes EVERYTHING….absolutely everything)
19. You think of nothing but the next time you get to ski with people other than yourself
20. Whenever you’re hanging out with your ski buds one of the first things you ask is “Wanna go jibb something” or “ how bout driving 12 hours west to go skiing”
21. Just about all your friends ski
22. Most of those ski because of you
23. You are constantly thinking of ways to improve your skiing
24. You are constantly thinking of ways to improve the sport
25. You want to be involved with skiing until you die
26. You ski 24/7/365 or in some cases 366( even if theres no snow)
27. You’re only sport is skiing
28. The only reason you would even consider doing sport was so that it made you better at skiing
29. You hate skiboards
30. You hate snowboarding
31. You bring your stick to school and go into the gym during your lunch period to play lacrosse
32. You jibb something before you start your homework
33. You ski even if its pitch black out( no lights on the hill)
34. You can jibb a small handrail for hours at a time without getting bored
35. You only talk about skiing with your friends (or lack thereof because all you talk about is skiing)
36. When people tell you that you’re obsessed with skiing you ask them why it took them so long to figure that out
37. You would ski even if was hailing the size of golf balls
38. You would skip out on a 2 week family vacation to go to a 5 day skiing trip
39. You only wear clothing that has to do with skiing in some way shape or form
40. You strap on your skis in your room for no reason
41. You wake up at 4 a.m. to look at your new skiis for the 50th time that night
42. The only website you visit have to do with skiing
43. You try to catch skiing when ever its on t.v. even if its commercials
44. If someone gets you started talking about skiing you only shut up when they tell you to
45. skiing is included in you selective hearing list
46. You’re Christmas list is filled with ski items, and only 3 things that have nothing to do with lacrosse
47. You know for a fact that anyone that likes skiboarding or skiboards is the enemy and must be destroyed at all costs
48. You have a countdown to when season starts and when you’re skiing next instead of to Christmas or your birthday.
49. You ski more than you do anything else
50. the only colleges you would consider going to are ones with good ski programs
51. you skip a carribian cruiseto go ski one hour at the crapiest ski hill in the continent ( if it means you geet to ski)
52. You have tried to memorize every term that has to do with skiing
53. You have a list of names for each screw or bolt on your setup
54. You have a list of things in skiing that sound dirty but aren’t
55. Instead of going to the movies and hanging out with the mall for 5 hours you go to a one hour ski session
56. You put skiing before everything else
57. You would go to any terrain park at any ski hill to watch some one do one trick , even if it was a 5year old
58. You have skied for more hour’s than you have done anything else
59. You are the only one on your ski team that wants to ski more after you have already skied 7 hours in one day
60. Arriving any less than 10 minutes early to the opening of your ski hill is qualified as being way too late
61. If you spend countless hours in your neighbourhood looking for something to grind, build a mini booter or drop off of
62.If you aren't skiing , you're thinking of skiing
63. You sit here and actually make this list
You Know You’re Obsessed With skiing When…
1. You get angry that you wiped out doing a simple 180
2. You vent anger by skiing
3. You name your skis
4. You talk to your skis as though it was a real person
5. You’re room is a tribute to skiing
6. You know more about skiingthan you do anything else
7. You would rather ski than have sex
8. You would ski in all types of weather
9. You have skied in all types of weather
10. You hate summer solely because you need to go to some high mountain to ski
11. You hate really warm weather because it makes it harder to go outside and play lacrosse
12. You would take any job as long as there was something to do that reminded you of skiing
13. After any session or contest, no matter how well you skied, you spend hours thinking about what you could have done better
14. You yell at your skis and yourself when you make even the slightest mistake
15.you then apologize to your skis for yelling at them
16. You get angry when you do a good trick but could have done better
17. You think more about skiing than you do anything else, even girls
18. You find your mind wandering to skiing no matter what your doing (this includes EVERYTHING….absolutely everything)
19. You think of nothing but the next time you get to ski with people other than yourself
20. Whenever you’re hanging out with your ski buds one of the first things you ask is “Wanna go jibb something” or “ how bout driving 12 hours west to go skiing”
21. Just about all your friends ski
22. Most of those ski because of you
23. You are constantly thinking of ways to improve your skiing
24. You are constantly thinking of ways to improve the sport
25. You want to be involved with skiing until you die
26. You ski 24/7/365 or in some cases 366( even if theres no snow)
27. You’re only sport is skiing
28. The only reason you would even consider doing sport was so that it made you better at skiing
29. You hate skiboards
30. You hate snowboarding
31. You bring your stick to school and go into the gym during your lunch period to play lacrosse
32. You jibb something before you start your homework
33. You ski even if its pitch black out( no lights on the hill)
34. You can jibb a small handrail for hours at a time without getting bored
35. You only talk about skiing with your friends (or lack thereof because all you talk about is skiing)
36. When people tell you that you’re obsessed with skiing you ask them why it took them so long to figure that out
37. You would ski even if was hailing the size of golf balls
38. You would skip out on a 2 week family vacation to go to a 5 day skiing trip
39. You only wear clothing that has to do with skiing in some way shape or form
40. You strap on your skis in your room for no reason
41. You wake up at 4 a.m. to look at your new skiis for the 50th time that night
42. The only website you visit have to do with skiing
43. You try to catch skiing when ever its on t.v. even if its commercials
44. If someone gets you started talking about skiing you only shut up when they tell you to
45. skiing is included in you selective hearing list
46. You’re Christmas list is filled with ski items, and only 3 things that have nothing to do with lacrosse
47. You know for a fact that anyone that likes skiboarding or skiboards is the enemy and must be destroyed at all costs
48. You have a countdown to when season starts and when you’re skiing next instead of to Christmas or your birthday.
49. You ski more than you do anything else
50. the only colleges you would consider going to are ones with good ski programs
51. you skip a carribian cruiseto go ski one hour at the crapiest ski hill in the continent ( if it means you geet to ski)
52. You have tried to memorize every term that has to do with skiing
53. You have a list of names for each screw or bolt on your setup
54. You have a list of things in skiing that sound dirty but aren’t
55. Instead of going to the movies and hanging out with the mall for 5 hours you go to a one hour ski session
56. You put skiing before everything else
57. You would go to any terrain park at any ski hill to watch some one do one trick , even if it was a 5year old
58. You have skied for more hour’s than you have done anything else
59. You are the only one on your ski team that wants to ski more after you have already skied 7 hours in one day
60. Arriving any less than 10 minutes early to the opening of your ski hill is qualified as being way too late
61. If you spend countless hours in your neighbourhood looking for something to grind, build a mini booter or drop off of
62.If you aren't skiing , you're thinking of skiing
63. You sit here and actually make this list
