You know your in college when...

sleeping 4 hours on a midweek night means class will be impossible, as will staying awake for more than an hour.

sleeping 4 hours on a weekend night means you're ready to go nonstop for at least 36 hours.
 
You cant remember the last time you werent highWhen you thought college was super easy then you hit upper division classesYou begin to think flashcards are the greatest thing since sliced breadWhen you lie about what you get on the test only because you scored to high and your class would kill you.When you use the break you had in first class to catch up on sleepWhen you set your alarm to play RATM as loud as possible to wake up for your 6pm classWhen labs are bullshit because they so dont give you enough credit for all the fucking time you put in them.
 
When you think about that rediculous guy you were friends with the first couple weeks but havent seen or heard from since and come to the conclusion that their is a 50/50 chance he either went home or is dead
 
he is talking about thngs worth a buck or two only.

i also enjoy taking small things and hiding them in other places inside their house, but only if the people who live their are douches.
 
When your about to get out of class early and there is always some annoying bitch who is going to ask a stupid question that will take up the remainder of class. God I hate that person so much
When you can read someones paper for one of the intro english classes and figure out what they are majoring in
 
your up at 3:49 am, and i have a class at 830 tomorrow with no hopes of sleep in the near future. fuck having no weed.
 
when cereal and pasta is about 90 percent of your meals.

your laundry basket includes all the clothes on the floor

when toilet paper is out, you go to the newspaper.

you recycle test questions from previous classes because your too lazy too study the right way.

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yerr brother, just a tip though, wet the newspaper before hand it's a little less abrasive. or go bear claw and jump straight into the shower after.

 
when you get absolutely shitfaced on saturday night when you were supposed to finish the two essay questions on your take home exam due on monday at noon, are far to hungover and tired to do any school work on sunday, and as a result end up having to wake up at 5 in the morning on monday and spend 6 of the shittiest hours ever writing about India and Bangladesh....... FML
 
Its funny how all of those fit in on me personally :). You know what is legit though, having a friend who is married go to the same school as yourself. Because they always cook homecooked food. Thats gold :)
 
Because its great to wake up in the morning and realize you have no toilet paper, toothpaste, or shampoo because some faggot freshman who snook into you party decided he needed it more than you.
 
I concur, those people who steal shit like that are the douche bags. I only hide stove parts in my friends houses, if I'm at a random party, I'm a normal house guest and respect their dwelling, just like I want people to respect mine.
 
Yeah stealing from houses is definitely lame... The only thing i do at house parties is play "hide the beer can"... I mean who wouldn't laugh when they lift up the lid on the back part of toilet and find an empty pbr?!
 
when somekid passes out from 5 beers and everyone just shits on him for ever.

when you smell all open bottels in fridge to make sure you didnt add vodka the night before.

when you drink a bottle of arizona ice tea with vodka before a 8am class without eating
 
when you see kids passed out in the dormitory

opened beer all over the place

condoms out in the open

unopened beer in the rooms
 
dude so true! if i rock a fresh ns tee, and some dunks i get weird looks from all the florida faggots who are here. and its funny that i rock tall tees and am a golf management major haha. but seriously the only other people to wear em, are black people so the skinny white kid in a tall tee looks pretty goofy
 
...when the girls EXPECT alcohol from the guys even though they should be fucking GRATEFUL that we are even giving them any at all (However, it is a different situation if you are trying to get some; but still, fuck bitches)
 
when you have a 1k word paper, and a final due tomorrow, no big, havent started studying or reading the book. o wait the fucking book isnt on sparknotes or anywhere on the fucking internet! fml.
 
Haha UVM is the best.

When you are at Mr. Mikes and they don't card, resulting in getting drunk, then your lab TA comes in and then your neighbor who is 28 and lives in Boston walks by not expecting to see you sitting there. Then you go back to your room and puke half in your trash can and half in your boots
 
I got another good one.

When you are walking up the stairs and you see a carton of nasty smelly milk that someone dropped down the space from the top floor, and then a full box of eaten wings that they also dropped all over the stairs. Someone annihilated my stairwell haha.
 
You're 22, carry a backpack, but are not a drug dealer.

There are around 4 days of the year where everyone you know will be nauseatingly drunk by 11 am.

When money gets short around the end of the term you try to sell clothes/electronics/books simply so you may enjoy the last nights of the year belligerently drunk.

When sobriety feels like some sort of hallucinogen.

You will drink 2-3 5hr energies in the span of 5 hrs so you don't fall asleep during your exam after an all-nighter.

Everyone you know believes theyre a club promoter.

Spending several days without going home even though youre never further than 2 miles away from it is not that absurd.

You pay people thousands of dollars you don't have for them to teach you things you don't want to learn, do work you don't want to do, and keep you awake at hours you don't want to be simply for a precious 3 lines on your resume.
 
when it is perfectly acceptable to be in pajamas at any time, any place before noon.

I am personally more of a jeans and a hoody guy, but at all of my 8 am's there are always a decent number of kids in their PJ's
 
3rd one hits the nail on the head for me.

I'll add that you also know you're in college when ...

- hot chicks will be mad chill with you first semester, then complete strangers the next.

- every high school couple will be broken up by October.
 
your sitting in a messy living room watching old episodes of entourage, eating take out chinese after a couple bong hits, and you havent showered in days haha
 
you're in flash class and you did 10 minutes of work in a 2 hour class.. you spent the rest of your time reading this thread... and it makes you realize that slacking off is a-okay.

nintendo emulators are essential on your flash drive for any computer class (i'm an IT major)

 
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