You know your in college when...

when test preparations consist of all-night study sessions, railing adderall, drinking coffee, taking gb hits, and listening to house music

when you see pictures on facebook and have no recollection of where/what you were doing

when the longboard is a widely-used method of transportation

when you've made money by hustling people in beer pong

when people you know and maybe even like a lot disappear because they failed out or decided to go "find themselves" by living at home and working for 8 bucks an hour

 
when your average goes up because you dont have to take arts classes anymore, and econometrics becomes your breezer class

when if you actually have the intention of getting work done, you know not to go to the library cause its so damn loud

when there is an entire lounge in your school infested with magic car wielding freaks who insist upon having hour long arguments at the top of their lungs about why zoltan could never defeat zordon or whatever problems have arisen in narnia this week

Wilfrid Laurier, Canada
 
this happened to me in first year except the person was found dead a month later in a river. he drained his student account and left in the middle of the night without telling anyone. all he brought with him was a backpack.
 
when you have to take everything out of your fridge just to make room for beer, and it still wont close

when u pass out and wake up at 6 am in the morning, and jump up and say LETS PARTY
 
you can taste the burrito you ate at 2 am when you throw it up at 9 am and swear that youll never eat burritos when your drunk, then you go out that night and do it again.

the entire dining hall is full of hungover kids on saturday/sunday afternoons
 
all clinging desperately to the false hope that the shitty cafeteria food will cure their vicious hangovers but all it ends up doing is giving them shits that bring them to tears.
 
when there's a conspiracy at your school that the cafeteria puts laxatives in their food to keep people from getting food poisoning
 
you have on $200 dollar sneakers, are working on a $2,000 laptop, staring at thousands of dollars worth of books but only have $2.18 in your bank account and a stomach full of ramen noodles
 
Fuck yeah!! Represent MU!

when you start thinking natti is a good beer

you have more beer in your fridge than food

you wash dished in the bathroom

You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year... you know why.

You take tons of ketchup packets from a restaurant so you don't have to buy your own.

Class size doubles on exam days.

 
bahaha so painfully true.

I found this to be appropriate: you know you're in architecture school when its 6am and you're drinking beer for breakfast for the second consecutive all-nighter
 
when you start a night on the town by shot-gunning beers in the shower
Seeing your roommates naked is normal
When everything on campus that can be knocked over...is by sunday morning
when you replay epic n64 games between classes and still remember how to beat them
your dorm is filled with real estate signs, fast food banners and a shopping cart all from drunken walks home......

 
when you come home to your dorm room after being gone for maybe 2 day and there is a pong table which never existed before, beer cans and bottles in every corner of the room, the box of girl scout cookies your mom gave you lies empty on the coffee table, and you keep getting random wiffs of rez.

when you make the trip accross the street to steal more silverware from the dining hall instead of walking down the hallway to do a round of dishes.

when you wait to do laundry until you have to do 6 loads to get it all done

when you wake up in a hammock and look around the room to find a dozen cans of redbull and an empty bottle of jager.

when you go 14-0 in beer pong for the night, your partner was your south korean neighbor, and you fall down a flight of stairs while exiting the party while shouting "14-0 bitches"... i guess that was karma for G-ing a cup.

when you find a way to pickup over $100 of cheap liquor and bring it back to the dorms on your moped.

when you sign a lease with 6 other guy and 1 girl in a 4 bedroom house.

Soooo many more "you know your in college when" moments, but these were the first to come to my head.
 
when you walk down the main hall and 75% of the posters/signs are about either alcohol rehabilitation and counseling or drug rehabilitation and counseling.

when you get a job to pay for beer and not college.

when your local Wal-Mart sells red plastic cups and ping pong balls in a single bin in the center of an aisle. (I'll try to dig up the picture I took.)

University of Wisconsin- Platteville.
 
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when anything already poste above dealing with partying happens...excluding things like staying up late for school work
Union College - Schenectady NY (/claim)
 
when you look at your inbox of texts and theres 10 different females hittin up your spot with, "what are you up to tonight??"
 
When you have a note telling you where you are when you wake up in some randoms dorm after one of those nights.
 
the dishes just never seem to do themselves...
i found a beer in the shower a couple weeks ago
i have never eaten noodles this consistently in my life

 
When study-beers become very popular.
When being drunk for over 24hrs happens at least once a weekend.
When you don't do groceries for two reasons. 1.You don't have the money. 2.The groceries aren't going to fit in your fridge anyways, it's full of beer.

 
when you can hear some sort of music on every floor all the time.

you get sick of eating ramen noodles

finding the trashcan for your empties is too hard so you just throw it on the ground

when you go back home and your parents wonder why you stay out so late (late being 1am.)

when you realize that class isn't always necessary, and neither are some quizzes

when cracking a beer and drinking it in the shower is a good idea. (same with one hitters.)

 
you have every special for every night of the week memorized for every resturant in your areas I.E. tuesday two dollar taco night, wednsday ten-cent wing night.

you never wake up early, but sometimes you just dont go to sleep.

"class" is something you attend when there is really nothing else to do.

you eat breakfast at 2pm, lunch around 3:30pm, and dinner sometime between 8:30pm and 3:00am

beer is drank around the clock.

there is nothing that you need that cant be stolen from your college cafeteria, tables, chairs, silverware saltshakers, gallons of milk.

you have ever had enough money to either put gas in your truck, or buy a keg. so you longboarded to get the keg, then tightened your trucks and skated back with it on your board.

you parked your truck somewhere in town and walked home so you wouldnt have to drive home drunk. it has now been a week, and you still cannot remember where the fuck you parked that thing.

 
You wake up on the Admin Building lawn covered in puke and people looking at you
You say "lets get fucked up first" before you do anything
Blacking out every other day is normal
You proceed to ask a girl out when your blacked out just to have sex with her and then wake up in the morning with no idea who the fuck she is
When you vocally tell your roommates that you are going to masturbate
 
No matter what time of what day, you can find someone to get drunk with.

Rather than doing dishes, you just use the "least dirty ones".

While doing recycling, you can pinpoint when exactly you ran out of money by when the cans go from all bud light to all natty light.

Your trip to the bottle redemption center is followed by a trip to the liquor store to blow all the money you just "made"

 
is that much alcohol really consumed in college? I mean I know there's a lot of drinking but you guys make it seem like every night is a party and then on the weekend it's just fucking crazy. then study beers and shit...haha jeez
 
when you ski 120 days a seasonwhen you get a scholarship to race dhwhen there are 40000 hot girls on campuswhen you haven't had a job in 2 yearswhen you're about to graduate in 2 weeks bitches!
and
when you know the difference between your and you're

 
There is constantly alcohol being consumed. Whether you join the consumption or not is completely up to you.
Example: It's thursday night. I'm not drinking. Yet.
 
your favorite video games are now drinking games.you park your vehicle and forget where it is.walking through town with open containers doesn't seem like a bad idea.you wake up saying you are never going to do that again, and 6 hours later you are doing it again.you hit on a girl you swear you have never seen before, but apparently you have already swam in that pool.a girl can get with multiple guys in a day, and still be considered "do-able". (not by me)morning routines consist of finding leftover ganj from the night before, and smoking apparatus.you know where your best buds are no matter if you have talked to them that day, just depending on what day/time it is.roommates become closer than family, and you see alot of them you never wanted to.instead of doing dishes to clean up before a party, the dishes are just moved from the sink to the basement "momentarily", and they are never seen again until your lease is up.your landlord just accepts the fact that rent is a week late every month, but you can still manage to get drunk every day.this is the view everyday when you leave your place...
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when you dont have substitute teachers, the class is just canceled

when the professor relates history to sex and actually makes it entertaining.

this professor also canceled a monday class because he wanted to take a "long weekend with his wife."

-Norwich University
 

When it's 3 o clock, and you wonder why you're not drinking yet.And you are wondering why you only bought 3 40's and a case for this weekend.When you put the names of the girls you met last night in your phone in a certain spot in your contacts list so you can find em.
 
-When the amount of alcohol that would have floored you in high school barely gets you buzzed now.

-When you pee on a statue of the first women doctor because "it's a mans job!"

-Almost get raped by upperclassmen porkers your second week of school

-When not getting drunk on a weekend night leaves you feeling empty

-when you think about sex every 30 seconds

-when you are having the time of your life!

Hobart & William Smith, Geneva NY
 
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