You know your addicted to skiing when...

[mmallender.]

so you havent ever had sex before?

 

[Dr-Strangelove]

Skiing is actually better than sex.

 

[sack]

yep. gotta say, I enjoy both but I would take a pow day over an orgasm

 

[I_Am_Mod]

having sex while skiing is where it's at !

 

[1337]

100/10

 

[pelle_munch]

When you hum the words to My friend is a pro when you hear All the Above

 

[icantskiiFILM]

in response to f.rays username...

when your name is orange

 

[JahJahBinks]

You are pissed off all the time because it isn't cold/snowing

 

[I_Am_Mod]

Haha!done this!Actually we lay in bed and were watching EDIAS, then i got horny and plowed her with Dane's segment rolling in the background... (no homo)Also had a similar night when we were watching the documentary "EARTH", watching sealions and penguins while doing "it" is definately sexy !

 

[JoshWong]

dude all the time.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

you spend hours moving shit around on skate 3 so you can stomp a perfectly executed sammy carlson triple rodeo

 

[Sam.Carson]

damn i think there about even for me

 

[Sam.Carson]

o ya and aslo when your playing call of duty and you have to change your sensitivity up to 10 so you can try to spin a 1260 out a window

 

[the.cheat]

i dont feel like putting these in "when you" format but i just went looking for my ski pants couldnt find them and started running around making weird noises and like hyperventilating. and also i made like a 3 foot rail i put next to my bed so i can put my skis on on my bed and jump onto the rail.

 

[ngates_EC]

when the first thing you do when you wake up is watch the video of the day.

 

[bob_ham]

i see how fast i can do all 8 on everything that could be a rail

 

[PacificRimJob]

...People tell you that you are addicted to skiing... all the time.

 

[alex.bgk.]

when you natural instinct is to do the chad's gap call out when you draw a queen in kings cup

 

[Tahoe_Steve]

ski edits are my porn?

 

[Most-D]

I like this rather a lot.

 

[matbri25]

Doing it everyday !!

 

[DG.3]

when you went beserk when they started skiing in inception

 

[jibbinc.]

and freaked out when he jumped in switch haha

 

[ilikefood]

When you listen to My Friends a Pro in the car so much your mom starts asking what 'snizzle' and 'sizzurp' is

 

[hue.]

when you go on holiday and all you see is sick potential urbans

 

[huckleberry]

you sit in the dark, penis in hand and picture of tammy willis in the other... and go to town on that bad boy

 

[mmallender.]

no, that would be how you know you are gay, and attracted to tom wallisch

 

[pelle_munch]

1. That's fucking gay

2. You wouldn't be able to see the picture.

 

[Will.T]

AHAHAHAH, thats so fucking gay!

 

[TheRealEvan.]

same lol

 

[David^]

when you see a rail in the streets and think of how good it would be to hit or imagine yourself hiting it etc

 

[YoungJah]

The first thing you do is check NS, before any thing else. Oh wait, thats just an NS addiction?

 

[dopesause]

wen youve lost your virginity to your skis

 

[JStrathern]

this

 

[DUKES]

when you live in florida and have a back yard setup constantly shredding, and checking ns before facebook and tramdock

 

[JStrathern]

what the hell do you do in the winter? the same thing?

 

[DUKES]

i forgot to put the part in that i live in florida

 

[JStrathern]

No you didn't forget, I know you live in Florida, I'm asking how you ski in the winter

 

[Ian.D]

... when you have to google this thread to bump it because the new search bar sucks

 

[Jnossiff]

you dumped a bangin chick who was willing to give u dome (only in 7th grade) so u could sesh and not hav to chill with her

 

[A.Eberhard]

When you "foot" ski on ledges.

 

[baz1]

Bump again.

 

[SassySloth]

When you 3 down the last few steps and afterbang so hard you put a hole in the wall

 

[Bhblaine]

when NS.com is the top visited site on your laptop your girlfriend's laptop and your parents desktop

 

[.frenchy]

When you dont do your homework and go to the mountain instead.

 

[Quinn69]

When fall rolls around you have looked at buying snow makers on numerous occasions..

You check whiskey militia tramdock and dog funk on a daily basis for cheap gear..

Your broke from buying tons of dish soap for your summer setup...

Every time you pass your local ski shop in the summer you check if by some chace its open...

 

[Petey.]

I work at a conveniece store and whenever it's not busy I stare across the street at this ridiculous wood rail going down the stairs from the backdoor of a motel.

I can legit sit there for as long as it takes people to come in off the highway picturing all the different ways to slide that rail.

That and whenever I'm driving I find dope hits/lines everywhere. I play WoW and I'm always looking at potential lines in game around the snowy areas lol

 

[Quinn69]

You start watching ski vids with your laptop battery at 100% and have to quit because it dies.. Also causing your heart to skip a beat

 

[Heinzler]

when you watch ski movies at the beach..

 

[baz1]

when you have read every post in this thread.