You know your addicted to skiing when...

when you read this thread and write the most hardcore post possible to show people your addicted to skiing
 
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interesting first post...

i have trouble believing it tho
 
when you cant stop thinking of the cork 5s u will throw down at your local mountain, so you practice them in pillows so much that u can do them flatt ground!!!
 
when you havent done any homework in 3 days because you've watched ski movies until you fall asleep.
 
during p.e. we had to jump on these boxes and i was doing 270s on and off them and i got in trouble but it was worht it

my friends and i saw thi huge ass spider we didn know what to do and it crawled under the rug and so i smashedfdsagfjsvfjvsahjf
 
omg, i do that all the time.

That's how I pass the time during 6 hour car rides to VT from NYC every weekend to ski.
 
for the school talent show you ask the principal if you can truck in snow for your "unique" talent show setup. then he asks "what might you be using snow for" lol
 
when you have to give up a grad trip you already made a non refundable down payment on just so your parents let you ski
 
when your dad makes you go outside and rake leaves and you make a giant pile in front of your front steps and spin 5s and 7s into the leaves for an hour
 
when you can reconize locations in mags from the ski vids you watched all summer.

when you spend a 45min free peroid starring at a picture of Pollard skiing pow
 
When you send skiing videos to your non-skiing friends and try to get them stoked on skiing, or think about who would make a sick skier.

When you think about skiing and start to get upset because the season is still a month away.

When you go out of your way to try to find indoor ski areas.

When you're given an assignment to write about a celebrity, and you write about Grete Eliassen.. or when you can't think of what to write and fall back on a skiing-related topic.

 
When you start learning a new language, and the first few words you look up are the ever-important snow, skiing, and winter-related words. then you bookmark that dictionary page and highlight the words.
 


Get your new skis and ask one of your shop guys to mount them that day, knowing u won't be able to ski on them for at least a month, just so you can take them home and look at them
 
when you are told to spread the mulch pile around the pool and all you can do is make ir into a massive kicker!!
 
when you order new skis in august and sit at your door waiting for them like you're actually going to use them when they get there...
 
iv done that!!!

and with outerwear... it could be the middle of summer and ill be waitin for a jacket to get here and as soon as it does, i throw it on and see how it look with all my ski gear on
 
when you played like shit in your last football game becasue you couldn't stop staring at a beautiful urban rail, even though you'd never be able to hit it.
 
-The sole reason you're going to vote is because you have to go home anyways to pick up your ski equipment
-you get a text from a friend saying her car was stuck in a ditch driving home because the snow was falling and your first thought is, "SNOW!" followed by "I wonder if Jay is getting snow?" followed by, "So, how much snow was it?" followed by, "Are you ok?" - in that exact order (this happened tonight)
-you call your best friends' cell phones and scream, "SNOW!" into their voicemails
-you spend 4 and 1/2 years in college only to get out and technically not use your degree
-you make super low wages working for one of the largest snow sports websites on the Internet and still think it's the greatest 'job' on earth

I'd like to point out all of those occurrences happened today.
Hurray Ski Season!
 
when people yell at you to stop talking about skiing

when you pay 20 dollars every friday to goto a gymnastics place just to use the super tramp

you are given a spanish test and you forget what you were supposed to be doing on it so you just draw a skier doing a bow and arrow grab even though you will get a 0

 
You draw so many skiing related things on the margins of your papers that you can almost convince yourself that you don't suck at drawing.

You slowly discontinue friendships with people that don't ski or snowboard.

You come to school, and talk about the sick edit you saw yesterday before you saw "hi" to someone.

You imagine an urban setup on everything, including fire escapes, indoor handrails, and anything else that reminds you of skiing.

You jib everything with your feet until people yell at you to stop.
 
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