You know you are a true skier if...

[funkykid200]

finish the sentence

 

[Shredability]

You can ski.

 

[Shredability]

But seriously 3000+ posts on ns.

 

[Yellow99]

hate Hamsters

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

eat mustard straight from the bottle.

 

[Bogs]

i sincerely hope your "but seriously" is still a joke

 

[Dr.Dickless]

you have ever eaten uncooked hotdogs with cheese

 

[Forcillo]

You have slept with every member of your family.

 

[Juicy-J]

broken your ankles on chads gap or peed in her butt

 

[taylornicky]

in that case, I win this thread.

 

[jc00]

cum in your gf's ear whilst having a bath with dad

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

i like to use a spoon but if i'm up for a challenge i'll use a fork.

 

[taylornicky]

that's how I feel with soup.

 

[CheddarJack]

smear nutella on your butt cheeks

 

[_Garagely_]

you eat the yellow snow

 

[EricaMN.]

awks...

 

[Crispy.]

Hey guise

 

[Mr.Sloth]

You know you're a real skier if you finish the sentence? That makes no sense!

 

[Treestman]

you don't have to prove you're a true skier. you just know it.

 

[Caspaaa]

if you scout impractical urban on long car rides

 

[Sean...M]

If you're used to troll posts more than useful ones

 

[gingaskier]

Get to the hill before it opens everyday of the ski season and get pissed when all the snow melts!

 

[SkierPT]

This. And tall tees.

 

[Anti_Panda]

if your hand is bigger than your face

*SMACK

 

[Puns]

if the elastic wrapped around the fingers of your two hands is in the shape of a penis

 

[edai]

this thread fucking sucks

 

[~4EST_B_Skis~]

you're a true skier

 

[Banane.]

How about no?

 

[d00d]

...you build a summer set up in your yard and everyone asks you WTF it is.

 

[Ski_The_E]

I was a fan of your old name but if u must stick with tee.enn.ell you should at least change your icon.

 

[taylornicky]

any requests?

 

[Anders_N]

you have jerked off on the lift! + if you also came down on some girl skiing underneath u

 

[Ali_Dibden]

Camp at the bottom of the first chair!

 

[Ski_The_E]

I got no ideas for tee.enn.ell, but have some really good ideas if you ever change your name back to domeinthebutt.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

you are socially awkward

 

[crieschl]

I was thinking domeinthebutt would be good..

 

[p-fo]

When you can't explain it to people anymore.

It'll grow on you.

 

[Splice.]

1. If you listen to Biggie Smalls like your hero Tom Walsh2. If you are somewhat gay towards your hero Tom Walsh

3. If you've met your hero Tom Walsh

4. If you eat granola like your hero Tom Walsh

Did I miss anything?

 

[roddy116]

if you get on your knees for your hero Tom Walsh

 

[dhess]

You spend all your time on this website.

 

[suup]

If you wear the north face like your hero Tom walisch

 

[a_lurker]

If you misspell your hero Tom Wallisch's name

 

[theTRIBE101]

tam wallnutz?

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

you get new skis more often that you get a haircut

 

[Malcolm]

Also camping on the landing of a jump

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

true gaper

 

[doGelyst]

you don't use this site.

 

[crab_pretzel]

oh i actually love that. i must not be a true skier

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

You must not be. I curse the weather gods when they take our snow away.

 

[El_Barto.]

Id also be happy not to ski in maryland

 

[.bo.]

pretty much