You know whats awkward...

ThaLetterM.

ThaLetterM.

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when youre watching south park with your mom in the room and a Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on and you go to change it but your mom goes "no, dont" and watches the commercial intently.

awwwwkkwwwaaard....
 
Was she like making a point to you or soemthing or was she really interested in the commercial
 
once my mom went

"who was ordering movies on demand at 4:30 in the morning"

and my dad goes

"oh wow THATs real nice"(as if he already knew someone was watching porn

and my mom goes

"its called 'pirates'?"

and my dad was like

"ohhh wowww reallll nice" but he had no one to blame it on so he just left the room.
 
no. you know wanna know what's really awkward? walking into 7-11 and seeing some fat fucking ho sucking the cashiers dick. that's awkward. and I had to witness that today.
 
all these stories are pretty aukward. my dad gets porn in his email, and once he showed a couple good ones. i didnt know how to react
 
no, and I was fucking pissed to. but if it did, it would have been like when apu and the squishy chick did it in the freezer.
 
dude thats like a cartoon-realworld clash of good and evil

which is fuckin sweet

anybody on NS see what a kwik e mart looks like yet?
 
Haha. Do u have a sister in college? That might be why. A chick who goes to my school (UT) got caught by her 'rents on a GGW commercial. How akward would that be? Getting seen flashing random strangers by ur 'rents on national TV...
 
my substitute teacher in chemistry got recognized literally by a kid in my class from GGW. she denied it and he was like "no miss lalich i have it on my ipod" and sure enough...there was my subsitute teacher...flashing her huge tits for all of america. awesome moment
 
and this:

Conversation with a friend, as we walk to the elevators:

Friend: So, what are you up to this weekend?

Me: Saturday we are going to the Chihuly museum.

Friend: Oh, you know it's not just Chihuly, right? It's devoted to glass in general.

Me: No, I hadn't realized.

Friend: Yeah, they even have a glass blowing room, where you can see people making art and stuff.

Me: Cool.

At this point the elevator arrives containing two people. We enter.Friend: The last time I went they were blowing a squirrel.

Me: A squirrel?

Friend: Yeah, it was like this three-foot high squirrel, and there were two or three people blowing it. Like, taking turns.

Me: That's kind of strange.

Friend: Not at all what I was expecting to see, that's for sure.

We arrive at the next floor. The two other people exit looking perplexed and creeped out.
 
i sat and watched the whole thing once
its a good laugh and a good boner i must say

"i cant hunt pirates. i cant even hunt tuna"
the acting is great
its the highest budget porn movie ever and it has its own original soundtrack
how can you go wrong
 
im at the mall with my dad getting jeans or whatever and we run into my friend.

my dad: your hot
her: uhhh ok?

it was disturbing
 
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