You know what really grinds my gears?

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user098123

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When you are tearing a page out of your notebook with perforated edges, and half way down it rips either into your paper or away from the perforation. Then you have to go the other way, and then THAT ONE RIPS. Fucking Infuriating.

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i agree or when u have a metal coily spring note book and it gets crushed and you cant turn the pageswithouth them coming off
 
or when your tearing the packages of icing for pillsbury toaster stroodles and you do that and then 2 of them get screwed up :@
 
I just thought of something even MORE INFURIATING. Is fucking shrink wrap. That stuff they put on electronics, that is impervious to knives, scissors, blowtorches, etc. Its like a fucking half an inch thick and takes forever to open.
 
i feel ya. that shit happens too when im trying to take out a real sweet pic from a magazine and half down the page it veres off and rips the picture in half. very shitty

also, saran wrap... whenever i pull off a big sheet it sticks all over itself and to nothing else
 
i had to go to the hospital once cuz i was opening one of those with like a crazy sharp knife and cut into my hand...
 
bahaha, my buddy cut his leg open with one of those on christmas. freak accident. funny because it's nearly impossible to do.
 
family guy. When I was 13 it was funny. But now all it is flashbacks of the sort, "Hey, that reminds me of......" and then Peter doing something stupid. Its funny like 3 times and then it gets old.
 
That sucks you aren't more easily amused. It really makes life more entertaining when you can find joy in everything.

Top bound notebooks FTW. They're so hard to find but they're so necessary for left handers. Plus the perforation is shorter and errors are typically less epic.
 
Ah shit dude, ya that is def annoying. I make sure I always put them front cover down after I start reading them to try and prevent the top cover from jutting up. But you're right, they're never the same.
 
wow that has to be the worst thing in the world, i just want to find the little fuck that wrote its easier to tear now and show him how nice it works then killl him, for causing all this agony in the world
 
You are a genius....

OR when you lend your friend a pencil he NEVER GIVES IT BACK!?!?!

Then denies on ever taking it...
 
alright I'll give you that one

KRAFT SINGLES trying to delicately unwrap them so that the plastic does'nt tear the cheese square. Very difficult to do.
 
Hahaha, my roommate did that... and every time I came back to the room he'd be playing... and every time I was in the room... and every time I wanted to sleep... and every time I ever could've possibly wanted him to not be in the room... and basically 15 hours of every single fucking day. Eight for sleep. One for food. Fifteen for World of Warcraft. He was pretty good at it, though...
 
Dude, does he have the microphone? The worst was when I was trying to sleep and he of course HAD to talk to all his buddies playing the game with him, and he thought he was being really considerate speaking in a low whisper but I could actually hear everything he said while I was trying to get some sleep because we lived in a TEN BY TEN PIECE OF SHIT DORM.

One night I figured I'd take the risk of bringing a girl back to my dorm... Oh my fucking God... you haven't known awkward until you've lay in a bed with a chick you're trying to hook up with and your roommate is going off about WoW over his microphone non-stop at 2AM.
 
it happened to me today, and i got so heated cuz it was something that had to be neat so i had to write it again
 
hahahahhaahaa i remember in 8th grade my buddy and i had pencil getting contests. i had roughly 400 yes thats right, 400 pencils from the year that weren't mine. it was hilarious. we would just take them, or never give them back after "borrowing".
 
Exact same thing happened to me opening a box a lightbulbs. I was cutting towards myself for some reason, but i didn't have to go to the hospital cuz i'm hardcore like that.
 
he does have a mic but never uses it, luckily. yea my dorms slightly bigger than 10 x 10 too, not by much, but not much.
 
forgot to read the rest...yea if i bring a girl back i literally tell my roomate to sleep in the common room, i could honestly care less about his w.o.w. shit at that point.
 
it sucks when youre opening pudding or yogurt and the seal rips in half...
or at school when your opening a milk carton and it gets effed
 
funny thing about those plastic packaging openers.... the guy who developed that tool is the same guy who developed the packaging. He invented that tool because he cut himself trying to open the packaging
 
I did that once...i was even being careful and it slipped like mad. Cut my thumb like 3 inches, down to the bone, slit a tendon in half. Had to have a cast up to my elbow for like 5 weeks.

I wasn't hardcore enough to avoid the hospital.
 
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