You have no idea what's about to happen to you

[SKIU4EA]

yeah I stole this idea. cry about it.

 

[CoonKiller]

considering how i was just scratching my balls.....YOU JUST GAVE ME A VASECTOMY AND RUINED MY FAVORITE SHEETS ASSHOLE

 

[Jonny7]

.

 

[.newman.]

i was scratching my nose... u killed me and my other hand destroyed my computer.

 

[1337]

usually its just my keyboard but you happened to catch me scratching my nose. Thanks asshole

 

[Deezy]

i just broke my mac. fuck.
there goes all my school work, oh i have exams next week and all my projects are fucked. you could have just ruined my future. there it goes.

 

[gus555]

shot the wall and blew my nuts off......fuck you op, FUCK YOU

 

[JamesR]

Itchy disease going around newschoolers ?

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

oh my god.

OH MY GOD IT'S....IT'S EVERYWHERE D:

 

[*simba*]

I was leaning on my right hand, so I probably went deaf from the sound, and I blew the fuck out of my mac.

 

[theWIZARD]

just shot my ipad, computer, and blew mah head off!!!

 

[Kcin]

right through my eye

 

[jeremy.g]

shot off my jaw and riddled my lap with bullets

 

[soulskier]

i killed you, sorry

 

[SKIU4EA]

Transformers sheets?

 

[ED.]

you got nothin. Cept my mouse

 

[Mr.Fister]

im dead now.

 

[McFellon]

me too.and now i have no keyboard for my computer

 

[yeahno]

picking at food in the back of my mouth. youre a dick

 

[CoonKiller]

Spiderman actually, my mom got them for getting good grades on my report card

 

[Username_42069]

just shot ma dick off

 

[Crispy.]

Straight into my mac keyboard.

 

[gnarshrelpt]

shot an airhead out of my hand and blew a whole thru my computer and my dick...thanks asshole

 

[DUKES]

i was pointing at the tv during a press conference of nancy piglosi

 

[S.P]

my computers fucked..

 

[PeterWojnar]

Through my keyboard, at my genitalia. It's just bad news bears all over this place.

 

[klayer_9]

my computer took 5 shots, the wall took 4, and one bullet passed through my shoulder.I miraculously survived.

 

[Peach.]

Five bullets in my leg dangerously close to my genitalia two into my keyboard and three into the desk and then more then likely my foot.

I'm Fucked.

 

[no_steeze]

5 bullets in my computer, one in my jaw, one in my arm, and three narrowly missing my arm and computer

 

[find]

5 shells in the dome, 4 in the abdomen and one through the couch. so i'd be really fucked, because this is a new couch and my parents would kill me

 

[GolfingElephant]

i dont have arms so haha jokes on you

 

[ReignMan]

well in this occasion i belive i just shot off my piny toe and my genitalia. this would be quite unfortunate.

 

[Noss.]

shot my dick, my comp, my couch

 

[Inbred_Redneck]

Put 5 in the laptop, 3 grazed my head/neck, and 1 just shot off my earlobe.

I'm also now deaf in my left ear.

Thanks asshole.

 

[clark.]

Thanks a lot, my laptop screen is blown. Dick.

 

[Stickity]

my testiculars, abdomen, and right thigh and knee are now gone

fuck you

 

[PeterWojnar]

I love this kind of humor, 10/10 to you sir

 

[84891jnf92048]

one finger was resting against my calf, so i think i may have gotten grazed, but just barely.
otherwise, im all good.
BUT DONT FUCKING BRING ANY MORE OF THIS SHIT IN HERE. WAY TOO 4CHAN.

 

[Lemuel]

One through the mouth.

Buckshot in the heart

Macbook go boom