YOU GOT SERVED: a violently stupid movie

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Infantz16

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ok, i realize this movie hasn't yet been released, and i know i am probably going to get flak from everyone who wants to 'give it a chance'

and those unnamed few who have been waiting for a movie on such a dynamic topic as urban breakdancing, but i have to criticize this movie.

WHAT IS THE PREMISE OF THE MOVIE?

Something about dancing? what is the point of making a movie about dancing? All the trailer shows us is stupid scenes from what looks like a boxing ring, but, surprise, theres no body boxing, just people dancing in some sort of 'underground' dance competition.

The official synopsis, from sony pictures, beckons you to 'enter the world of the street dancer' and explains that you 'can find them on street corners, in playgrounds, or in dark, sweaty dance halls. Crowds gather to cheer and scream locked in battle with other formidable crews...[dancing to the sound] of urban music. This is where our story begins.'

Sorry, but none of that makes any sense at all. They may have well just said, 'come view this movie because we want your money.' In addition, as is beginning to become a nauseating norm for new 'Xtreme' movies, it has a fantastically stupid slogan: 'If you want respect, you've got to Take it.' This sounds like something out of a gay porno. please, for the sake of not corrupting american society any more, stop making these shitty, no-talent movies

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
comon man give it a chance....haha just kidding, it is for the gangsta girls at my school with the you got served shirts(n0 joke) uh b2k broke up at least.....

i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
 
dude of course the movie will suck.....but have you ever actually seen a sick ass professional breakdancer? the movie is meant to highlight breaking, not win oscars.....i'm going to see it simply because the worlds best breakers can do shit with their bodies that you could never imagine, and if you saw them live in action, you would probably shit yourself (imagine never seeing a freestyle skier before in your life and then watching a pro competition run or video)

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
^Thats why you go buy break videos. That way you don't have to put up with all the rest of the content to which I can't even put into words.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
This movie will suck for three reasons.

Reason #1. Taking the underground to the mainstream doesn't work. Whenever a big time film company puts out a movie like this they totally fuck up what the actual underground scene of whatever they are depicting is like. The reason? First off, it's not as exciting as you may think to the majority of the public. Want an example? Look at the previews for 'You Got Served'. Do you think most breaking contests happen in a place like the one in the preview? Of course they don't. I'm sure there are some venues for it that are as cool or cooler than that but the rent or purchase price for a place like that is extraordinary, and money is one thing that isn't often plentiful for an 'underground' anything. Sony is most likely gonna attempt to mainstreamize the movie and fuck it up by making it seem more grand than it actually is. There is no arguement that actual break dancing is insanely awesome, but from the point of view sony portrays it from it will look cheesy and overdone.

Reason #2 Plot and Break Dancing don't mix. I don't wanna sit around and deal with a boring unoriginal plot dammit, I want break dancing. Of course because it's a big time movie you can be assured that there will be a plot and it will suck.

Reason #3 No one likes annoying bad acting. Just from the previews I can tell that the acting is gonna be annoyingly bad. They had a choice between actors of dancers and of course they picked the dancers cause the movie would suck a lot more if no one could dance. And of course the dancers they picked are not true hardcore underground break dancers but merely good dancers in general.

I hope that they prove me wrong and this movie isn't a disgrace to breakdancers everywhere.

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I would approve if you died...
 
first off...there was no break dancing in the movie. it was crappy n sync style backup dancing. break dancing is far cooler than that shit. and the actors were the worst actors that i had ever seen. whoever wrote that script should be shot over and over again. it was the worst movie i have ever seen. ever.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
you make good points.....and west i've seen tons of break videos, but i totally agree with all of you - i just figured that they gave a bunch of sick breakers a lot of dollars so that it would be an exhibition of awesome breaking, but i someone said that it's just nsync moves and shit and if that's the case then fuck that shit

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Look, the basic point of the movie, really, is to promote illiteracy. If you're dumb, and you think it's cool to be dumb, this is the movie for you! Also, white, asian, latin and phillipino people who like to pretend they're black will enjoy this movie, as they've given up on the concept of improving onesself in favour of sounding like morons.

But don't trash on the wiggers, what they lack in wit, they makeup for in racial obscurity. Fairly soon, gangstas will be so ashamed of their propogated image, they'll abandon it, and we can leave all this nonsense behind us. That is, if they DO have shame...

Ok seriously, the very fact that this movie exists is a burden on my soul, the weight of which exceeds ten Britney Spears classic rock covers. It's not the dancing, that takes skill. It's the subculture, composed largely of socially useless, painful-to-listen-to morons who think they're the better for a total lack of any possible redeeming characteristic. Why can't popular culture just realize that it's not cool to be mediocre? YOU DON'T SOUND COOL TALKING LIKE A RAPPER. YOIU ARE NOT A RAPPER. SHUT THE FUCK, UP YOU BRAINLESS IDIOTS.

I'm sorry if I'm a bit judgemental, but at least the word ''mental'' can be used in conjunction with me...

Anyways, what I'm really trying to say is, I'm looking forward to seeing this movie with my niggaz.

 
I will never see this movie. Ever. It looks like the most pathetic excuse for a movie. The B2K kids are 'singers' not actors. The first thing they did they sucked at, so I guess another try at something else they will be even worse. I'd rather stare at a wall for an hour and a half then watch it.

 
all you need to know about this movie is that b2k is in it. first of all, they are gay. second of all, the only reason a studio would ever put them in a movie is to sell it to all of their 13 year old girl fans, so it will definitely suck.

 
its b2k eh? i just thought it was sum 41...same difference though!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
^agreed. i've seen live break dancing shows and it's ill but i would just rent a break dancing movie. you got served is a nay for me.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
 
JD.....99% of what you usually say is intelligent and informed, but i know quite a few breakers, and none of the white ones are wiggers and none of the black/mexican/asian/arabian (yes i really know at least one person from each) ones are ''thuggish'' or however you want to state it. they are ALL chill kids and not ''gangsta'' in the slightest bit. but anyway sorry for going off.

and by the way, i FUCKING hate wiggers probably more than anyone.....did they talk like that in elementary school? fuck no.....they had to actually train themselves to form their speech patterns like that. every wigger in the world has at one time or another made the conscious decision to try and talk/act like someone they are not. the funny thing is most of them are humongous pussies who would urinate themselves at the very site of someone who was actually in a gang

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
I didn't mean the breakers were wiggers or anything, though I'm sure a couple are, because I've met both kinds... but the MOVIE sure as shit is. My God those trailers hurt my brain.

 
premise? karate kid meets that retarded cheerleading movie with kirsten dunst.

jd i'm suprised at you on this one. i would think that your objective tendencies would come through on this one. breakers are a legitmate subspecies of urban culture,nalthough chronically annoying suburbanites seem to be zestfully taking it over. your being a little ethnocentric.

the white n word

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
^I'm against any subsection of society that values ignorance, which is what this movie seems to be directed at. I don't care about people who break dance (i said earlier, i don't have anything against them, it takes skill). It's the moronic people that seem to be associated with it in this movie that piss me off. I agree with strode... wiggas are useless idiots.

 
i couldn't have said it better myself JD May...

really, i can already see the hundreds of wiggers and wannabe gangsters of my school flocking to see this movie...

what they should do is make a trailer for a movie as bad as this one, then once people pay for their ticket they get kicked in the balls, becuse that's what they deserve

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eastcoast
 
i live in a upscale town about 20 miles outside boston and there is an incredible amount of wiggers in my school and the mall is even worse. Their starting to show up at the hill. I've also noticed that wiggers are taking their wiggerism to a new level and acutally getting wigger tattoos.

WIGGERISM IS A DISEASE... IT CAN BE CURED!!

 
Are you guys kidding, this will be a good movie, just like barber shop and bringin' down da' house.

-JMAN-
 
looks so bad

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
'it has a fantastically stupid slogan: 'If you want respect, you've got to Take it.' This sounds like something out of a gay porno' - such a good quote.

 
any other way they can protray the hip hop scene??? no everythings been done

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
J.D., that was some of the funniest shit i've read all day....and i've spent the entire day on the internet because it's a snowday and i have no life...

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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!

Emo kids don't cry because they're sad all the time, they cry because they have to listen to that horrible music all the time. I'd cry if i had to listen to that over and over and over....wouldn't you?
 
have you seen the previews, it looks like a white break dance crew VS a black one. Shit, why dont we just start a fucking race war. dumb ass Hollywood

 
I didnt think Bring it On was too too bad. This one looks like Honeyu though, that movie freakin sucked.

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President of the LBK
 
Oh god... I had to dig deep into the archives for this one. for those who don't remember Bring it On...Not surprisingly, this film starts off with a cheer, which was so heinous and annoying that I seriously considered ripping my own eyes out, eating them, and jamming popcorn into my ears with the end of my Coke straw until my brain was soaked with Canola oil.

Kirsten Dunst, who plays Torrance, the new captain of the Toros' cheerleading squad, looks like one of those wooden puppets whose joints are connected by metal rods. When she comes bounding out kicking her legs in the air, I became frightened that a limb would just haphazardly fly off into the ether. Few things will bring an acting career to a screeching halt faster than having one of your limbs leave your body and impale a Teamster.

This movie is something of a reality check for white girls everywhere. After Torrance becomes the captain of the squad and befriends a new cheerleader named Missy (Eliza Dushku), she discovers that the former captain had led the Toros to their fifth cheerleading national title by stealing cheers from the black girls at the inner-city high school. Torrance goes to the school and watches the Clovers and their captain, Isis (Gabrielle Union), and realizes that the white suburban girls with their Richard Simmons rhythm and lawn-bowling athleticism have a snowball's chance in hell of beating the black girls at the cheerleading thing. Unfortunately, it takes the movie another hour or so to lumber toward the inevitable conclusion of a cheerleading showdown.

Fortunately, I don't have to lumber, so I'm submitting my best cheer:

This movie fucking sucks.

*BOW*

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

 
^^ JD you have outdone yourself again. Bravo. i agree with pretty much everything you just stated.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
i loved bring it on. it was great. far better than you got served.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
man you just hatin' cause you suckas' got served. haha, oh yea its already done been broughten.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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theyre comin out with a sequel to bring it on, its called Bring it on: Again... how incredibly lame

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
^ ohh that is already out..i cant wait to see it. bring it on kicks ass.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
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