You don't mess woth the zohan

dave_uninc

dave_uninc

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just saw it last night, it was fucking hilarious. If you are seeking stupid humour (but good stupid humour) it's a must see.
 
were you expecting to see the Strangers or some other movie instead? Have you ever seen an Adam Sandler movie? I understand there's plenty of people out there who don't like this style of comedy, that's fine don't waste your money on a ticket. If you do consider yourself a fan of Sandlers stoopid humor movies then you should have enjoyed the movie, at least the first half (the jokes did fall off a bit for the second half when they realized they needed to push the story forward). ANyway I thought the movie was pretty funny and would reccomend it to people who enjoy dumb jokes and Little NIcky.
 
well, you established with the Mgmt thread you're a retarded hater with absolutely no taste, so i'm just going to disregard anything you ever say again. it's a Sandler movie... what the fuck did you expect?
 
Kung fu panda is actually really funny. I know it's a kids movie but Jack Black is hilarious.
 
so basically i picked the worst movie to see. sweet. happening is horrible, worst movie i've seen in a long time. don't go see it.
 
ya i lawled at kung fu panda...but zohan was absolutely hilariousss!!! also im jewish and know some yiddish which just made some of the jokes wayyy funnier!!

fizzybubbly?
 
It was decent movie,, but def not one of Sandler's best.

as for Kung-Fu Panda... I thought it was gonna be really funny and it was less than mediocre.
 
i used to like adam sandler stuff. happy gilmore, big daddy, anger management. those were all funny. but shit like lil nicky really fell off and isnt funny.
 
thats cute im not able to have my own opinion. and yes im a big sandler fan (exept punch drunk love). but its pretty stupid if your on the rag and start bitching at me on ns, so what i dont like gay music, my brother plays mgmt all the time here, it pisses me off that im hearing it in everything too, and im soooo sorry i walked out of a movie cause i thought it sucked
 
this movie was sooo bad. There was only like one funny part and thats when the israel guy says "people only hate us because we look like you"
 
Yeah, lil nicky and Zohan are terrible, the stupid humor is just stupid it isn't funny. I laughed maybe twice during Zohan, if I was getting paid to watch it I would have left. I liked Panda though, they advertised it really poorly though, the cast was huge and all they talked about was Jack Black. They should have done it how the Shrek commercials use to do, just name out all the big actors. I meen it had Jack Black, Angelina Jolee, Dustin Hoffman, Seth Rogan, Jackie Chan, and Lucy Liu.
 
You guys all must be slow or something because the jokes were fucking hilarious. the whole theater was laughing where i was. maybe you lil kids just dont get the jokes...sad...

The racism was done awesome...soooo jokes
 
big deal

humor is humor, people need to stop being so insecure. (this isnt targeted at the person I quoted but more to the ignorant people who take offense)
 
Wow, how could you say that about Zohan. That was hands down one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life.
 
smell it, smell it, now take it! that's for you.

gay.

i didn't even see it.

gay.

did you retards who liked it also like sandler's remake of that gay prison football movie that i can't remember the name of?
 
please tell me yo were at least drunk and/or high when you made this post...otherwise you're just a close-minded asshole.
 
Man! I hated the movie! I don't know why. I love Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and all that shit, and I expected the Zohan one to be good, but I thought it was terrible. I wanted to walk out, but ended up staying. Only 2 people in the theatre were laughing at all the jokes. I laughed a little maybe a couple times.
 
word, the adam sandlers ins ome pretty good movies, but the terrible ones are zohan, little nicky, and longest yard.

and people in the theatre were makin fun of it the whole time, like laughing really loud randomly
 
dude just cuz he has a different opinoin than you doesnt mean he has no taste and you should disregard everything he says that is just stupid
 
my 12 year old cousin said it had many sexual references
o which brings me to a cool story, we were watching beta house with his 9 year old brother and i think we scarred him for life, he kept saying "eww" and "what's that?" it was great, i think that was his introduction to boobies!!!!!
 
shit was hiiiilarious. at first i was like ok, this is just reeeeeeeally stupid humor, but after that it isnt as stupid humor as it starts. very funny movie tho, i suggest seeing it.

oh and going into it i didnt know exactly what it was going to be about. for some reason i guess i didnt pick up what the movie was going to be in the previews, so if its unclear to anyone else ill explain. the zohan is the best at everything. he teaches himself what to do, and is immediately the best in the world. so adam sandler being in this position, makes it hilarious. and hes iraqi
 
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