You choose my college

Hmm...

B is higher up in the alphabet, so it must be superior; however, Fairfield is a pretty respectable hotel chain, so points for them. Fairfield also has more letters in its name, so that's a plus, but the field is only fair. What if Bryant has an awesome field but didn't want to name their university Awesomefield University? Bryant has a y, which can be considered either a consonant or a vowel, so there is some confusion there, and you probably don't want confusion from a university that you're thinking of spending your money on, but sometimes people confuse where the e and the i go in the word 'field' so I think they're pretty even in that regard. What it all boils down to in the end is: I know a kid named Bryan, and he's pretty cool, so you should probably move to Maine and become a lobster fisherman, which has nothing to do with that kid Bryan, but sounds kind of fun.
 
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my girlfriend went to bryant...lots of douchebags. my other friend went to fairfield, lots of weirdos.
 
Wow, bold move, buddy. Why the hell would you let NSG pick your college? So, to save you from humiliation, this thread is now about llamas:
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a couple of my main bros go to Bryant in BROde island. it is for sure a bro school but it sounds pretty sick. i would say bryant but that is because i dont really know much about the other place. good luck man
 
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