You can derilict my balls

So I was freeclimbing Mt Vesuvius, when I suddenly lost my grip, so I'm falling and falling, and then I start to think. Hey, havent you been smoking peote for the last six days, and isnt it a possibility that this is all in your head? And it turned out I was right. I've never even been to Mt Vesuvius.

That Hansel he's so hot right now
 
they're break dance fighting,

Lee Harvey Oswald was not a male model... your damn right he wasn't but the looker who capped him from the grassy knoll was
 
JEA!

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how are supposed to teach kids to read good if they cant even fit in the center! It needs to be at least... three times bigger
 
hahahha

Hansel: So I'm repelling down mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, terrified and then I think, "Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"

Derek Zoolander: And?

Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount Vesuvius.
 
"how long is long like 8 days?"

"more like a couple of years."

"

O my god you must service yourself like 10 times a day!"
 
bahaha wen i watched that movie for the first time i thoguht it was the gayest thing ever than it jsut kept gettiong funnier and funnier but i forget like all the lines i havent seen it in like 5 years im gonna have to break it out sum day soon
 
or did you think I was too dumb to know what a eugoogaly is? Lucky for me, not too many of my friends read your little TIME magazine or whatever its called
 
'i've realized that there's more to life than being really really good looking, and i plan on finding out what that is.'
 
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