You better be fucking kidding (funny story)

[duhamelski]

yesterday at soccer my coach tells me to show up to school early the next day and report directly to him. i was like whatever its probably nothing. so i go to school early and go to his office this morning and he is acting super pissed. next thing i know the dean of students walks in and sits down. i was really confused. my coach said the words "im gonna be direct and if i sound strict its cuz im pissed." apparently my librarian made a fuss about how i was sexually harrassing her yesterday and complained to the dean of students. how my coach got pulled in is a mystery to me. the librarian got pissed when i started calling her cutie and giving her air kisses and licking my lips at her. she just got married and had a baby. so now im in trouble for sexual harrassment against my librarian. it just doesnt get better than that

 

[freeridinskier]

hahaha

seriously that sucks dude

 

[WONTON]

LOL!

 

[cofreeskier]

haha that sucks but its still funny

 

[Pritch]

LMFAO ahahahahaha....wow ..good job tho going for the older ladies..haha

 

[robbieA]

haha...i love how people over exaggertate such stupid shit

 

[KillerMonkey]

so is she hot

 

[Pritch]

key question...verrrrry key

 

[duhamelski]

shes a librarian what do you think. that was part of the joke

 

[wh@t]

AO-fuckin-L keyword, key.

 

[Pritch]

ya.......?

 

[Myke]

that is fucking hilarious shit

 

[poor@$$skibum]

MILF HUNTER!!!, I give you props even though its harassment, cause thats the most fucking rediculous thing ive ever heard of doing to a librarian.

 

[ThaLorax]

how the hell do you always get into this kind of shit dude?

 

[duhamelski]

that is what my mom said when i told her

 

[edmonton_skier]

hahahaha why did do all that anyways?

 

[ECfreeski3]

hahaha nice move

 

[a-g-b]

I had a teacher with flesh eating disease

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

but shes younger than thirty though john

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

first row, third from left

 

[Sashac]

My librarian is a 55 year old, balding man.

Kind of kills the stereotype for me.

 

[hartig]

haha, good story

 

[Mod]

If I was her I would be flatterd.

 

[Badfish2]

that's a pretty funny story, for us at least.

 

[Collgan]

My Dad had flesh eating disease

 

[alpineplease]

that is striaght hyphy bay area too $hort status

 

[flyinghighagain]

hahaha thats fuckin f'n grreat

 

[madtownfreestyle]

thats odd...mine always just winks and blows kisses back

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

you had better be from the yay or else ima kick your ass

 

[duhamelski]

paul shut up

 

[tBatt]

o yeah? im gettin a refferal for "skipping class" casue i got in the room 45 seconds after the teacher coming from the auditorium

 

[oops]

haha that is amazing.

probably not the smartest thing you've ever done, though.

 

[skiierman]

Mine was a natzi and used to run out of the room to get the principle when people would defy her. By run, I mean she would literally sprint out that door like a nigger that just stole my bike.

 

[ThaLorax]

why don't you go into the tenderloin and repeat that?

 

[jack_weisman]

something at my school happened similar to that. this kid was taking a picture of his finger which he put through his fly so it would look like a penis and then send it to some girl. very middle schoolish i know. so anyways he did it in spanish class and the teacher thought he was directing it towards her and he got 5 days suspension for sexual harasment. recently the same kid was caught fucking two different 9th graders at different times and apparntly they knew about each other and the reason people found out was because the condom broke, this kid is a senior in high school. in under one year he was able to get suspened for sexual harasment and get in a shit load of trouble because of the consent laws.

 

[Laurence.]

haha that's just hilarous !