you are...

i always knew i was a 'slam dancing titan who loves to eat women'

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
a 'fucking hot hosecock boy who loves to deflower hot bitches'

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
i also got 'fucking hot pornstar who loves to suck big tits'

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
on weekends i am a 'horny raver fag who loves to infiltrate Ed Kotch'

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
godly sea dragon the loves to swallow dragons

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
phillipe the rude angry deenosaur from france

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
i am a beautiful viking prince who loves to infiltrate giant tits

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
i'm a titanic hunk who likes to smack lanterns?

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
'godly manwhore who loves to infiltrate balls'

oh god

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
polite organ donor who loves to make hookers.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

I neeeed two perrs.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
foxy sexybitch that loves to devour vibrators

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
 
Dainty biscuit who loves to lick trouser snakes

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
im a big fat queer who fingers my own ass beside the salvation army santas,i tend to rack up more profit than them too

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
um, that doesn't fit the structure of the sentence, is there something you'd like to tell us?

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
Shrunken Sea Captain who loves to nibble nipples

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

Junction 133 Productions
 
'i am a pathetic felcher who loves to grope animals!'

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
testicular pimp who likes to gulp testes

busty bastard who loves to whap trouser snakes

'pathetic sexybitch, who loves to fuck huskies

those are mine :(

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Sam 'BEEFY TITS' Caylor

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..

 
aparently, I am a pathetic sea captain who loves to devour Bill Cosby.

'Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk... I think it was those Irish Guys.'

- Jesse Ventura, Minnesota Governor
 
I am a busty dogboy who loves to swallow geemo!!!

'Coach, I think I broke my dick.'

-Anthony Boronowski
 
i am a malignant fishstick who loves to gulp hooters

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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
Slam Dancing Punk who loves to explore soles.

Message to: Jib_This

Message from: NewO

Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01

ur a dumb shit

Message to: Jib_This

Message from: NewO

Date Sent: 2003-02-22 00:30:55

hey, get a gun and shoot ur self in the head

past tense that

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.

What do I know...I'm Drunk

 
i am also a carincogenic sausage link who loves to punch lesbians

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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
i got im a 'polite sex god who loves to devour tigers'....right...

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
Wow, I'm a 'punctual bitch who loves to corner tigers' as well as a 'slimy boytoy who likes to swallow balls' hmmm.

 
and by cunts he means cocks.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
i dont htink that lateralis realized that you were sposta go to the website

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
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