You... and the PPP

PhattTim

PhattTim

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So, there's been a barrage of you lot trying to weasel, trick and deal your way into the PPP. I really don't know why, most of you have a skiers chance in a snowboard only club of getting in but whatever.

So, if you think you got what it takes and have an abnormal amount of shibbiness oozing from your pores then post up yer reasons, in essay form of course, size 12, ariel, one and a half times spacing and let us know why you think you should be part of this outstanding group of elite shibsters, and make it good, I'm busy being the most psychadelic pimp since Mick Jagger so don't waste my time.

Werd
 
and you're most welcome to do so, if you want, you could start up your own cult and talk about nothing but that, you could even put a thread in the NSG about it and get people to apply for entry...

...but no one likes you so it probably wouldn't work out so well...
 
In the meantime...

PPPEACOCK!

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well, here it is.

Attn: PhattTim and everyone involved in the Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders

Although I have only been a registered user of the website www.newschoolers.com for a little over a year, I have been reading through the forums and browsing the endless amazing videos and pictures that reside on the aforementioned website for a few years now. I have also enjoyed every moment. I have enjoyed it so much, in fact, that I have gone out of my way to donate some hard earned money (apparently they have not applied my $ sign yet, oh well), and added numerous pictures and videos to the ever growing Newschoolers libraries.

What I am getting at, of course, is the fact that I desire to join the ultimate in radness that is the P.P.P. The icon, the forum, the fame, it is every little newschooler’s dream to partake in this amazing cult. I believe that nearly all of my contributions to this website have been appreciated by someone, and I strive everyday to do my part in making this website a better place.

As for actual skiing ability, you can preview some of it at http://media.putfile.com/rails71, or in my profile. This is just a sampling; although I believe that skiing ability is not the major factor in selecting members for the P.P.P. As far as I know, this cult is all about having a damn enjoyable time while on the ski hill, whether it is by yourself, with your friends, or with total strangers. I love to do all of these, in all conditions. It could be –36.4 degrees Celsius, pouring rain, or the perfect bluebird day with a foot of fresh snow and I would still be enjoying myself. For you see, it isn’t about “how much steeze you have,” or “how baggy your pants are,” it is all about having fun.

I thank you in advance for reading this, and I hope to hear positive news on whether I am selected to join the most radical people on the planet or not.

Sincerely, Nick.
 
just let me in? i don't feel the need to write some long letter out to you. if i really need the PPP, then come to me.

p.s. i need to figure out how the icons are made.
 
Yea, I'm not about to waste time writing an essay to be in a NS cult, it's like a waste of my time, even more than me wasting my time typing this. So yea, good luck with the whole PPP thing, and if you feel the urge of your "oozing shibbyness" to let me join, so be it. If not, I still don't care, you arn't big like you used to be.
 
i think its kidna cool how there are all these elite cults to keep out the dumbasses on ns but seriously, whats the phunkin phatt phreeriders thing?

is it steez?

or just riding hard?
 
do you people get off on people sucking up to you, i mean come on only a real bitch would write an essay to get into an internet club, and i couldnt see why you would even want those kind of people in the PPP, but hey its your party
 
We aren't looking for you, we don't need you either. Just hard to follow everyones messaging trying to get in (yeah, some of you messaging to get in are doing the hating in this thread).
 
Yea, I messaged once, like 2 months ago, and someone sent a reply back saying they have to review my shibbyness, and never responded back. Whatever.
 
I had breakup intercourse (sex) with an attractive women, not once, not twice, but thrice times yesterday. Pick me based solely on this amazing feat.

-Love always

P-JO
 
somehow i don't think so, for one reason: i'm from canada, i'm not in it, and people in the cult know i'm from canada (everyone knows i'm from canada, see sig).
 
you only think that because you're not "oozing with shibbyness" like the members of the PPP.

of course, i'm not a member of the PPP either, so apparantly i'm not "oozing with shibbyness." that's ok tho, if one day i ooze with shibbyness then i will be a phunkin phatt phreerider.
 
I believe i Should be in the p_P_p because i am cool and cooler than everyone else and i talk shit to everones threads just like everyone else on newschoolers and say stupid shit because im a hater and a downer
 
you should have tried "phuck the PPP" cause it's all about the ph at the beginning of the word. nobody would respect them if they were the FFF: funkin fatt freeriders. so.....

phuck the PPP
 
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