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SchweitzerSki

SchweitzerSki

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seriosuly, are there any formre amish poeple on newschoolersA? i wan t to here amish stories!!!!

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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

 
one time i was driving through amish country and i seen a guy with his arm up a horses ass. now this made me think so i asked my dad ' what the fuck is that guy doing?' and he gladly replied 'he's a mechanic'

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hahaaa great lateralis

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riding skiboards is like banging fat chicks.....it might be fun, but you dont tell your friends about it. - weenox
 
Amish people don't have computers.

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Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
obviously not since they dont have electricity

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
the amish are aloud to use electricity, and technology, their just don't let it take over thier lives.

«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
 
i watched this movie on lifetime the other day about this amish girl who had a baby but she hid it from her parents and her mom killed it. weird shit.

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[And if someday I find my peace of mind]

[I will share my wealth with all of human kind]
 
amosh dont use electricity... or phones.. they live in the stone age. ever seen king pin that guy wasnt even allowed to go bowling... but lateralis thats and old school joke i heard about that when i was 5.

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

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The Original Pornographer of NS
 
i dont knwo what the hell this is. i said former amish though. like the lady on billy madison. i think that';s why i posted this. i watched it last night

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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

 
i know its an old joke

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
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