Yoga in school

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Schmitz

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Today in history through relgions we did yoga, every one in the class, thin thick, strong weak, guy girl, all on one dirty carpet listing to some repetitive trancy music. it was great. Yelps of pain through out the room, the uncomfortables were at it, trying to make jokes at every angle of the activity. Then, it was time to meditate, relax... relax the tip of your forehead, relax your face, your mouth, (every one laughing)relax your stomache and relax your knees. One of the uncomfortables blurts out, 'you forgot the penis' and the whole class rattles off again as we lay stareing at the mold in the dotted square pannels. We all get up and wipe the dirt off our clothing and put our shoes back on jibbering on about our new experience. I left not thinking of anything, comfortably numb. This is the new brain washing.

Don't take it for granted
 
we always did yoga in english last year. it was pretty cool. until we got into big arguement about how yoga is/isn't a religon.

-Chloe

skiing=radical
 
In the elementary school in Aspen, they had a pilot yoga program, but some nazi parents who are wildly religious complained that it was too religious for their children, and it was taken away. All the little kids enjoyed it, and they were more mellow in class afterwards. Fuckin loser parents.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
sounds kind of similar to a story I have. Well we were studying ancient china, and meditation and shit in history. Before our class had started this day, I overheard a hilarious dead baby joke in the hallway. Well this particular day we were supposed to try out meditation. so we begin and all i can think about is dead babies.....end of story

-Tom

Mass Fuggas fo' life.
 
Don't knock yoga. It's really good for you.

And if you need any more reasons, Eric Pollard does it.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
i got a yoga story....when i was in grade 12 some yoga dude came in for gym class to teach us yoga, so we set up all our mats and shit and we do some stretching then we start doing the relaxing shit and i got so relaxed that i passed out, i slept for a whole hour and the teacher didnt say shit, i woke up by the whole class standing above me laughing at me, and i didnt even hear the bell so if they wouldnt of woke me up i would of kept sleeping all through lunch

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
I'm taking yoga as a class this semester. The class is awesome since I'm all flexible now and have a really hot girl as a yoga partner.

 
last year i fell asleep in gym class when we did yoga. i was all the way at the back and just passed out. then the next week we did pilates, passed out fot that too.

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I took a beginners yoga class at a wellness center, it was like the hardest thing I have ever done. I may do it more often after winter.

let that sink in for a minute
 
how could yoga possibly be the new brainwashing? The olds doin fine but, yoga's been around for thousands of years and, if anything, it will make your brain more powerful.

STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!!! 'Eat the poor'
 
yoga sounds cool. i remember in elementary school, some kid did acrobatics or some shit from the swings and proceeded to get his jacket on while he was swinging upsideown and the jacket was on the ground. it was yogaswingin or some shit.

(zach)

free xbox?or an iPod?
 
ya maybe if u get flexabel enough from the yoga you will be able to suck your own penis...thats a clasic snl skit where they did taht

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
I tried to get into for my back problems but the only classes i could make it too consisted of old ladies and mothers staring at you he whole time and saying "oohhh, it's so nice to see you here". I was scarred after that from seeing so many old men and woman getting in compromising positions who were all able to do them better than me. ewwwww. i'm done.
 
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