YO!!

PhattTim

PhattTim

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Hey, ya'know I had to log back in to write this yo! The wacky fact when you logout is WRONG!! It said 'The two foot long bird called a kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the rubber bits around car windows.' NOOOO!!!! It eats the WHOLE BLOODY CAR!!! It will tear the lights out, eat the windscreen wipers, pull the hubcaps off, break the doorhandles, rip off the radio aireal and many other things. And it's a badass motherfucker! They're very smart birds you know. They will sit on those little air vents on the roofs of busses coz they go round and round and it's fun, heeh, very cool birds too. But yeah, they eat a whole heapload more than just those little rubber bits. thank you, goodbye

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
Shit dude. That's fucking deadly.

Not to mention badass! YO, SOMEONE BUY ME A KEA!

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LOL, I can see it now...

*Tim parks car and walks into the store*

Tim to the cashier: Hold up, I forgot my wallet in the car.

*Tim walks back outside and finds a content Kea sitting in his parking spot w/ a full belly*

-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Sign!

Proud member of the resurrected PPP
 
HAHA thats nutty stuff, crazy birds.

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'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
haha, yep, they are hell badass winged bitches, yo, bring on the Kea's, I love 'em, hehe, except the useless dumbass freakin' tourists keep feeding them and attracting them to carparks damnit! fuck I hate tourists. Especially the American ones, grrrrrrr.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
carparks...hahaha...is that new zealander for parking lot?

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'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
Harvey should revise the fact so now it says what Tim said, a very long-winded yet informative (not to mention useless) fact.

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
I actually found this post quite usefull! I now know to never park my car in New Zealand.

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'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
This was the best useless fact ever. Tim, you the man.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
Those birds are crazy smart. I saw a show about them on TLC. The put food in a pretty complex obsacle courses and the birds raped them. The birds even worked in teams to get the food even though there was only enough for one Kea. And yeah, they said that they start with the rubbers around the windows then move on to other parts of the car.

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The official NS brown-guy with Matt Harvey's seal of approval.
 
hahahah, yeeeeah, Kea's own you, haha, and yes,

I am the man

rockin this can

just because I am

the fuckin' man

Me and my pimp ass Kea's

increasing all yo fears

so have a few beers

and cover your ears

coz these wicky wack birds

they hunt in heards

gonna cut up you nerds

like a bunch of turds

uh

yeah

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
no the Kiwi is very different, if you would like then I can make you up a rap about the kiwi also.

The kea is where it's at. The kea would totally own and royally dominate the kiwi yo.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
oh tim please do i will sleep better if i know i get to see another rap of yours in the morning....

no seriouly please do

*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
 
yo yo yo, werd tim. u know where it s'at (dawG). represent, what what!

I'm comin straight outta Orleans, represent (thug life what!)
 
tim...i have posted some pictures is these hellish air devils. lol.....i am i tim too....and you bring much pride to the tim family

....west
 
i saw a picture of a kiwi the other day...they look funny. do they have wings?

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech

 
hey i think i saw one of them there birds on snowwhat!you know the one with glen plake and mike hattrup, such a rad movie, and such a rad bird, haha i love that movie

THE OFFICIAL FIRST LISTENER TO NS RADIO
 
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