Yo Momma - NS style

[Liam.]

Well, if you dont know the show Yo Momma, then your lucky. But for those of you who do know the horriblness that the show contains, this is a thread for you. All disses must be related to NS. Whatever it is from "yo mamma to your so fat"

- yo mammas so sluty, she gets 17 gold circles.

doesnt have to be funny

have fun

enjoy.

 

[dreed]

you suck

 

[7X]

your momma is so slutty that she has at least 9 stds

 

[mattyb.]

your mom's so fat they thought she was bhill

 

[Liam.]

yo mammas so dumb she thought the name said crisco not cosco

 

[Dr.Dank]

Your mommas so stupid she thinks searchbar is an STD

 

[titsLOL]

yo mamma is soo fat, i have no idea what's goin on here.

 

[crossfireskiben]

bobaburg, your a fag first of all.

yo mamas like a hardware store, 99 cents a screw! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[crossfireskiben]

DEJECT SUCKS!!!!!!!

 

[GetMoney2]

yo mommas so retarted, she makes threads like this

 

[crossfireskiben]

^^^^^^^GAY!^^^^^^^^

 

[hurrisun]

your mom is such a sut she exchanges sexual favours for forms of currency

 

[GetMoney2]

stop the hate...

 

[ESB]

yo mama's so dumb, she's an NS member.

 

[crossfireskiben]

YO PEEPS:

the cracks on ns suck, get some real yo momma jokes.

 

[timmi]

yo momma so fat she ate a buffet as an appatizer.

 

[crossfireskiben]

yet again, a Newschoolers crack.

not funny

 

[-benedetto]

that was a good one

 

[Petey.]

yo momma so fat..when she haul ass she gotta make two trips

 

[Liam.]

ok

i like ur corssfire site

physic suck my cock...way to bring hate to ns

 

[Liam.]

its suppose to be

wow u havent been a member for a week and yet i hate you

 

[Elijah.]

yo mamas so fat, even t-rent cant compare

 

[ski8990]

yo momma is skibrdnbitch.

That one might actually be true

 

[tBatt]

real yo momma joke is an oxy-moron

 

[mattyb.]

ted is a moron

 

[Mat.]

YO MAMMAS SOOO STUPID SHE FORGOT TO USE THE SEARCH BAR

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

...you're ugly

 

[squibble]

so is that an insult or what?

yo mama has so much endurance she made Sratchmyback say "stop i cant take it anymore".

oh man i suck

 

[Liam.]

jah

lil g only maks on the finest bitches

 

[TRIppEN]

yo momma is more of a whore than mattman

 

[TRIppEN]

yo mommas so slutty shes slept with more men than lil G

 

[foodisfun]

yo momma's so hairy, she bought all ten of my razors....yep you can all sit down now.

 

[Liam.]

how does that have to do with ns

 

[invader7]

and spread the love

 

[Lax_Bro40]

hahhahahahha

 

[reggyboy]

your momma so hairy she make choobacka look bald

 

[siversex]

i can see why you got banned seven times

 

[CanadianSkiGod]

Yo msososmomma's so drunks , Tjatht she as sh aa quiarter oas drunk as me. HAHAHAHAhdirigied to evananyooanveveryone oni spartotuclar To noSNSS nS NS to meeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[SkiCrzy]

haha, wtf?

yo momas so fat when she goes to a buffet, they have to instal speed bumps

 

[Timmy_G]

your momma is soooo coooool she comes on NS.

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

ur mama is as cool as this kid.........

 

[twix_182]

yo momma is just like an emo band, gets done up the butt wheneever she gets the chance

 

[cracko]

caleb.*

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Jun 23 2006

9:09:15

Quote Reply Quoting kamikaze*$$ from Jun 23 2006 8:49:45:

yo mama's so dumb, she's an NS member.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she's a guest.

hahahahahhahaaha

 

[Leckett]

yo momma so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

 

[Albrecht.]

yo momma so fat that when i fucked her i didnt get an std, i got high cholesterol

 

[Liam.]

that was said on the show