Yelling shit at people while riding lift/tow rope

13873924:Mok said:
I pretend I’m ski patrol and yell that I’m going to clip their pass if they don’t abide to the mountains safety regulations. Poor Jerry’s get spooked

Literally did the from the lift yesterday. Guys ducked a rope and were so bad at skiing that my friend and I caught up with them and told them they would not longer be skiing at this mountain. Think my friend's orange jacket gave it away but they were scared for a minute
 
13874203:Jesse_ said:
You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

**This post was edited on Dec 31st 2017 at 2:13:03am

Mort memes r my new favorite thing on NS
 
Yesterday guy riding full Saga head to toe threw a three directly under the chair and I yell from the chair “A 360? Come on man with that much Saga those numbers need to be higher!” I ended up having to ride the chair with that kid ten minutes later and let me tell you it was a very uncomfortable ride
 
Solid opportunity for GNAR points: "I'm the best skier on the mountain" or "Hey!, I'm way better than you!"
 
I tend to get v annoyed and have banned myself from riding with ppl who r obnoxiously loud, obviously trying to draw attention to themselves but depends how u spread the stoke i suppose
 
I stay silent I know they are looking up at me and they see me looking at them, they always try to do something impressive but for that brief 3 seconds I look at them in silence, I let my silence pierce the very core of their being. Whenever I get off the lift I can feel them staring, judging me for my superior style and judging the fact that I don't wear big name outerwear so therefore I am just an inferior local. I hear them yell at me from the lift they call me names like "pussy" and "bitch". I try to avoid the lift line if at all possible so that I don't have to deal with their cat calls. At my loc resorts I know of some cool spots under the lifts. I don't go to these spots on weekends and holidays just because the last time I found a cool spot the Jerries were on it, they devoured the spot, turned it into a wasteland. I always have my headphones in, that usually does the trick it keeps them off my case at the bottom when I arrive at the chairlift.

Those Jerries they sure are a different bunch I tell yee.
 
topic:Peteza_Rollz said:
When I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys

teach me so i can do it too:(((
 
13877026:Volkswagen said:
I'm guessing you also yell ''play freebird'' when you go to a concert

Nah, usually I just bring a couple 10in speakers with me and then I just play it during the concert for the people around me to enjoy. Lately it's been quite hard to get passed security with my gear even though I try to explain that it's to improve the experience of those around me they don't really understand.
 
13873924:Mok said:
I pretend I’m ski patrol and yell that I’m going to clip their pass if they don’t abide to the mountains safety regulations. Poor Jerry’s get spooked

Pretty sure this classifies as stolen valor, bro.
 
I know a annoying little shit that yells random stuff like "turkey penis", so far he hasn't gotten kicked off a mountain yet.
 
I like to get overly excited and hype the people below me up until they either ski away or do something worth seeing. Especially in the morning on a Powder day
 
13962132:neonedge said:
"watch out for the snake" amazing bc most people don't stop and think about it, they panic lol

I use this expression a lot may as well give warning on the lift too
 
Anytime I see a middle aged woman of any skill

Level, me and the crew will go “Goooo Michelle!!!!” Real loud lol
 
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